You put a plastic bag over the hole, then you can poop in it and take the bag with you.

>>25761853 no privacy?

It must mean you can pee in the ring without being arrested, right?

>>25761827 Cute ginger

ring is also suspiciously small for a grown adult

Why did they paint a literal toiled in Ukraine colors? Do they shill for or against Ukraine?

Whatever it is, Damon B hates it.

>>25762431 It’s for lolis.

>>25768042 >be german family having a nice stroll through the park >daughter has to poop >go to nearest outdoor toilet >daughter gets on and starts pooping >see picrelated on nearby bench

Scatological humiliation ritual (church of green woke)

It's obviously a holocaust memorial.

What exactly is a target demographics? A white person would just get to a normal toilet, and a brownoid can just shit wherever without the help of this contraption

>>25769852 It's for dog poop.

>>25769855 Jeez with the current level of clown world it looked totally realistic

Ahh poopenscharten!

why would it be considered ok to let your kid poop like that in public and not go into the bushes?

do these women, the inventors, have kids themselves?

>>25769869 All right, back on track

Me under the ring

>>25769935 they do. these are supposed to go on playgrounds. i am not a parent thus no experience in that domain. i give them that. >>25761827 >ee55deaaeffb01159fc9ab8903d7617257572b5fe663cd207a80015837822229.webp looks like it is in the middle of an open field which gives strange feels. would it be ok if i, a fat middle-aged woman use this thing too?

Germans are fucking retarded... again

>>25769987 Retarded. We have toilets at most playgrounds in our city but they are closed off, covered in graffiti and piss. If they were open drunkards would meet up there, drugheads would take drugs inside, pee and shit would be everywhere. imho they should just pay some Ukrainian rapefugee to clean them and oversee them during their opening hours between 8 AM and 8 PM.

>stainless steel how likely these will get reality checked by a bunch of metal thief gypsy gangs?

>>25770067 Steel isn't expensive or valuable.

>>25770067 >stainless steel looks like it only requires an Allen key to unscrew this nice box?

>>25770076 Where do these 2890€ come from? if you can get 50€ for that thing someone is going to steel it if the effort is non-existing

>>25770081 >50€ for that thing talking about that green box, for example

What is this? Poopensharten?

>>25770081 >steel Freudian slip

>>25770081 Nobody steals shit like this here, this isn't Africa (yet).

>>25770009 > We have toilets at most playgrounds in our city but they are closed off, covered in graffiti and piss. If they were open drunkards would meet up there, drugheads would take drugs inside, pee and shit would be everywhere. Same story in my shithole, except public toilets are very rare. Feels bad living in the 3rd world.

>>25770067 >>25770078 No reason for anyone to steal anything here because its worth nothing and no one would buy it. I see more potential for petty vandalism and the plastic bags getting stolen instantly (because you can just use them as trashbags at home)

>>25770111 why does this thing cost 3000€?

>>25769987 Is there a bidet function? Hand sanitizer?

>>25770144 Manufacturing costs and those dykes taking their cut. Custom built things that are manufactured in small quantities are always expensive. That doesn't mean it's worth anything as scrap metal.

poo poo kaka

>>25770212 >Custom built things what's custom about that thing apart from that toilet seat and the logo? to me it seems like pretty >generic pole >generic trash bin maybe that dispenser. i don't see any reason why apart from the pole that stuff shouldn't be made from plastic or use existing designs to cut costs? the bag dispenser is same for dog poop bags, isn't it?

>>25770248 >existing designs this is how dog poop bag dispensers in Berlin look like. it even has a lock. they could just the same dispenser but write >Kinderkotbeutel on it and change the dackel to a kid

>>25770081 >>25770067 Aw yeah, I'm getting real tired of roadsigns and traffic lights getting stolen all the time, you can't have shit no more.

>>25770268 you could also just mount the toilet seat under the dog poop bag dispenser

>>25770275 never talked about the pole. dispenser + trash bin why are almost all trash bins in Berlin made from hard plastic?

>>25770248 Putting it all together is the custom build. And making it cheap isn't the goal, it's not a consumer product.

>>25770279 you could also just sell the toilet seats that can be mounted (with some kind of bracket) on any existing trash pole bin near playgrounds. >nooo, we need a extra shiny pole, a fancy trash dispenser in teal! and a fancy trash bin for only 3000€ (he costs for the manpower to dig a hole and the conc)

>>25770321 >it's not a consumer product. it's money grabbing scheme. it's not a bad idea, but it's bad design

>>25770322 Finally, I know where to put my piss bottles.

>>25770268 >Kinderkotbeutel Imagine the Germen raiding the Kinderkotabfallbehälter to have some free Play-Doh

>>25770402 >Play-Doh <Play-Poo

This is April fool's, right?

test

>>25770402 >Kinderkotabfallbehälter

fuck that bullshit, send me a lovely fit female

>>25770321 >it's not a consumer product I doubt this product will see mass-adoption by municipalities with tight budgets. Throwing out way over 3000€ for a fucking steel toilet seat so that kids can poop in public. Sure

>>25774198 Camping toilets cost 50€ and probably feel better than sitting on some cold ass (literally) steel ring. The inventor bitches should be forced to shit on their invention for the rest of their lives. No matter how much they whine, they'll have to press their butts against the steel ring at five degrees Celsius or get beatings.

>Manche Familien haben Bedenken: Ist die Toilette zu offen? Könnten Pädophile angelockt werden? Die Stadt reagierte: Die „Oilette“ ist von Büschen umgeben, die bald dichter wachsen. Außerdem sollen noch mehr gepflanzt werden. :geil: >„Die ersten vier sind verkauft, und die Nachfrage ist riesig“, sagt Kathrin Valencia. Die patentierte Toilette kostet 2890 Euro – finanziert vom Kinderschutzbund Höxter. Die Stadt übernimmt die Wartung. You can get a patent for a steel toilet seat? Innovation country Germany

>>25770418 No, this is what women do unsupervised.

>>25774245 It's so bad, nobody even wants to imitate it, so the patent was granted.

Or imagine it's summer the sun is shinning on it and kids literally get burns from putting butt on toilet seat.

A dixi toilet apparently costs between 500 and 1500€.

Why do these bitches get 3000€ to practice child abuse?

>>25774268 Valid concern

>>25774302 If I was major, I would have rejected this. Vote Bernd Lauert for major!

I read a lot of praise in the dozen articles about it. But what do kids think about these? Do they not care about being seen while shitting?

>>25774318 >Do they not care about being seen while shitting? Are kids like dogs?

>>25774318 in china is perfectly normal for parents to let their kids piss/shit outside. very common sight over there. seen in once in germoney too, but gril went behind bush, but was till visible.

I will be sad if Bernd doesn't produce good footage of this

>>25774335 Someone is s going to install a camera nearby

>>25774341 Only if any children actually ever use it. As I said, it's going to be too cold or hot to put your butt on it 99% of the year. Even the metal contraptions on playgrounds, which are only touched with the hands (a small surface), are too hot or cold most of the year.

>Städte und Kommunen wählen entweder unseren neuen Sichtschutz, den sie in den nächsten Wochen hier online finden werden oder nutzen ihren eigenen, durch Begrünung, Holzwände etc. It's supposed to be surrounded by a wall. In the end it would be used too little. - Small kids poop in a diaper anyway. - Big kids can hold it in until you're back home, or they went before you left home. - There may be a gap between those but even then you can hold your kid weirdly in the air or give it support to "air sit" next to a tree and that will do. In a town, you'll always be near a restaurant or cafe (they will usually let you use their toilet, especially when you're with a kid). In the forest, you can just poop in the forest, and nobody cares.

>>25774372 And what does the wall cost? A dixi toilet only costs 500-1500 in the first place.

>>25770067 >nearly 3000 euros for a long metal stick with a metal ring attached to it

>>25774378 Those don't compare well. A dixi toilet can be used by adults, it would dirty up quickly and need a lot of maintenance, whereas this contraption is mostly cleaned by the rain, plus you can wipe the metal seat with a tissue and that's good enough. I think we both agree though that it is in fact expensive, and most communes will not install it because of the price, and the resulting low cost-benefit-ratio.

>>25774395 You need to empty the trash can attached to it and there is absolutely no problem with making the dixi toilet smaller. Just buy some Ali Express model and it will be too small for adults to enter.

And the trash can will also need to be cleaned.

>>25774401 Emptying a tash can is a comparably simple process that needs no equipment. The dixi toilet, whatever is size, will look like absolute hell after a week.

>>25774429 Because it's actually used. Nobody is going to use this. It's too cold or hot to put your ass on it.

Among other reasons

And the rain won't clean it lol

People are going to glue chewing gum on it and graffiti it and piss and shit on the ring.

If a nearby trash bin pole exists you could make this so much cheaper. Seat, kid poo bag dispenser, fold-out privacy screen. All mounted to the pole

>>25774449 Read the thread

>>25774432 what if you put toilet paper around the seat?

>>25774457 You would need to literally sit on toilet rolls for this to work. Toilet paper is not a good insulator.

I am so glad I will never have kids and have to deal with such Muttis

>>25774443 Graffiti won't affect it. Any fecal matter will be washed away after the next rain. And anything sticking to it can be probably removed with easy because it a flat, hard surface.

>>25774493 Why even have toilet? Why bag shit? Just poop in your garden and leave it there.

Why do Eurocucks have to make things so complicated and weird? Just build a small building that has some toilets in it. You could even make it see through like in Japan.

>>25774504 That's what I'm saying but child abuser wanna abuse the poor children.

Or what if it rained? It will be cold and wet!

>>25774504 50x more exbensive

>>25774535 Dixi toilet costs 500-1500. This ring is literally 6x as expensive as a cheap outhouse.

>>25774539 Again: Dixi would need a lot of maintenance, which will outweigh the price difference in a year or two.

>>25774535 It'll get used more and you can always charge 1 or 2 euros to use it

>>25774551 If it's used the same amount the maintenance will be roughly the same. You have to literally wash out the the trash can or it will reek like the canalization.

>>25769987 Ach ja, die Kinderfeldkackenstange

>>25774551 What's wrong with creating more jobs?

europoors are alot less self-conscious about pissing outside in burgerland you get put on sex offender registry

But why would you need a pole? You can always see parents holding their kids with pants down to shit/piss here just about anywhere.

>>25774569 If you're a man, taking a leak where it's allowed isn't a big deal but usually it's a place where women aren't standing and watching. You're facing the wall anyway. Women exposing their privates would be strange here too.

>>25774575 To charge the municipality 3000€.

>>25774587 Ah, ofc.

>>25774581 >Women exposing their privates would be strange here too. Yeah, sadly

>>25774581 A woman should be free to expose her penis wherever she feels like. t. american liberal

>>25761853 >and take the bag with you. What for? What are Germs doing with bagged poop?

>>25774751 SAVED

>>25774927 We take it home to put it on the poop shelf

>>25774927 What's your idea, just leaving it? For someone german to steal?

Why oilette? Oi oi oi polloi?

>>25774751 KEK

uma delicia sopa de jovem

>>25774751 Someone drew a somewhat similar thing on 1st April 2021 or so. It was a female kid pooping behind the bushes and a male kid watching. They were both nekked. Unfortunately I deleted it in a paranoid fit

>>25769987 >3k EUR We have compost toilets in places low-frequency places where no toilets were available before and no infrastructure present. (playgrounds in forests, bbq shelters...). Price is just about twice as much.

>>25775990 >Price is just about twice as much. of the compost toilets? or is this pole twice as expensive as Swiss compost toilets?

>>25777706 No Pole is worth that much.