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Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 16:59:04 GMT No. 25759156 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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They're sending us to Lviv for the exercises and certification. I'm the oldest one, so they appointed me the head of the group. I'm supposed to make sure everyone behaves well. If only they knew I'm Bernd.
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Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:00:58 GMT No. 25759170
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Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:04 GMT No. 25759173
Are you actually going to go to the front or re you just gonna do border patrol on the west?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:06 GMT No. 25759174 >>25759187
>>25759156 I've never seen such a good goy like you in my life.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:12 GMT No. 25759176
If you do a good job you will get to be the guy back in the trench watching drone video of your underlings being blasted to bits by artillery.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:14 GMT No. 25759177
Are you allowed to shoot them if they misbehave?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:34 GMT No. 25759180
You will be ok
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:54 GMT No. 25759182 SÄGE! >>25759190
Lynch avatarfags. Lynch avatarfags. Lynch avatarfags. Lynch avatarfags. Lynch avatarfags. Lynch avatarfags.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:02:35 GMT No. 25759187
>>25759174 better than being an ethiopian squatter
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:03:00 GMT No. 25759190
>>25759182 seething pedophile
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:03:06 GMT No. 25759191 >>25759201 >>25759210 >>25765394
>>25759156 Exercice and train in which specialty ? PS : Lwow is Polish clay.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:03:08 GMT No. 25759192
Yes, sames people in big orgs have no ideas that they are actually appointing a bernd as a manager. Somebody forgot to tell Chads we are ans virgins.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:04:17 GMT No. 25759201
>>25759191 Bottle sitting
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:05:13 GMT No. 25759204
ask doctors to cut your face and rub it with mud so you got a huge impressive scar
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:05:19 GMT No. 25759205 >>25765717
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>>25759156 Future so bright
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:06:00 GMT No. 25759210 >>25759216 >>25759227 >>25759231
>>25759191 Operator of the military accounting system. I already operate it, but I don't have my own key yet.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:07:21 GMT No. 25759216 >>25759235
>>25759210 Try and get Ihor a job, he needs something to take his mind off certain things.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:09:06 GMT No. 25759227 >>25759298
>>25759210 Dude that's a comfy posting. Did you serve on the front before ? Or did you always have admin jobs ?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:10:08 GMT No. 25759231
>>25759210 Sounds like you are in a position to embezzle funds. It's for the good cause, right, you're fighting a disease.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:10:22 GMT No. 25759235 >>25759239 >>25759247 >>25759276
>>25759216 Can somebody explain how Ihor is a schizo unfit for service but at the same time makes lots of money as a programmer? He's clearly functional
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:11:30 GMT No. 25759239
>>25759235 Oh no no no no Ihorbros
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:12:21 GMT No. 25759247 >>25759263
>>25759235 He's cleared for administration roles IIRC, he just can't be in the front.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:14:00 GMT No. 25759263 >>25759269 >>25759306
>>25759247 No I searched for him, he's completely exempted from draft, fully unfit
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:15:17 GMT No. 25759269 >>25759272
>>25759263 Ihor has got it cozy, it seems.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:15:33 GMT No. 25759272
>>25759269 Ihor is the architect of his own destruction
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:15:45 GMT No. 25759276 >>25759313
>>25759235 I had a dude who wanted to use the army as his ticket out of his unattractive rural city, we both attended the same boxing club. They said no, bad heart.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:18:04 GMT No. 25759298 >>25759313 >>25759534
>>25759227 How new are you? He is a former storm trooper, who has witnessed horrible deaths and eliminated many ziggers on the Robotyne axis
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:18:48 GMT No. 25759306 >>25759396
>>25759263 Would be a shame is someone was to... Recheck his diagnosis
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:19:20 GMT No. 25759313 >>25759317 >>25759335
>>25759276 >a dude who wanted to use the army as his ticket out of his unattractive rural city I'm confused, why couldn't he simply move to a bigger, more important city? Why did he feel he needed to go to the army for that? >>25759298 Didn't he also get a medal for taking out a tank or something like that?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:19:59 GMT No. 25759317
>>25759313 I heard he destroyed a whole tank platoon With his own fists
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:23:20 GMT No. 25759335 >>25759393
>>25759313 >why couldn't he simply move to a bigger, more important city? Because you need money for that if you do it on your own. It's easier when you get relocated at expense of taxpayers for at least a year and get paid for that.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:31:16 GMT No. 25759393
>>25759335 im scared to think of what his wage was if he thinks soldier/sergent army pays better
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:31:26 GMT No. 25759396 >>25759689
>>25759306 I mean it's pretty hard to become unfit that way. I got some severe PTSD and depression, and they didn't even make me partially unfit. You need to be crazy or a heavy drug abuser to get out for good.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:53:10 GMT No. 25759534 >>25759539
>>25759298 I'm not new at all, but took stopped browsing cassé for a while and haven't followed the Ukro Bernds lore in a long time. I remember the artillery Bernd, perhaps that's not the same guy.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:53:37 GMT No. 25759539 >>25759548 >>25759560
>>25759534 That's the so called "crocs" This one is mobnik
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:55:03 GMT No. 25759548 >>25759553 >>25759560 >>25759562 >>25759584
>>25759539 You forgot the most important part: we're having a feud.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:55:43 GMT No. 25759553
>>25759548 I wasn't aware of this last development, though I saw him being antagonistic in your threads before
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:56:40 GMT No. 25759560 >>25759633
>>25759539 Ah yeah. I recall reading these names. There's also footnik on the zigger side, the failed drone pilot )))))) >>25759548 What happened ? Also post some battle footage stp.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:56:41 GMT No. 25759562
>>25759548 Why? And since when?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:56:46 GMT No. 25759564
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>>25759156
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:00:19 GMT No. 25759584 >>25759633
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>>25759548 You have a feud with crocs? Feud about what?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:08:41 GMT No. 25759633 >>25759651 >>25759659
>>25759560 >>25759584 I think I was condescending a bit as an infantryman, Crocs has never forgiven me
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:12:05 GMT No. 25759651 >>25759676 >>25759687
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>>25759633 The infantry is the queen of the armed forces, you own nothing to some kcmod several kilometers away from the front
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:13:14 GMT No. 25759659
>>25759633 Understandable. You guys are taking the highest casualties after all.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:15:36 GMT No. 25759676 >>25759690
>>25759651 Bullshit. All services serve a purpose, not least artillery which is extremely important on the Ukrainian theater.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:16:55 GMT No. 25759687
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>>25759651
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:18:02 GMT No. 25759689
>>25759396 Ihor had some legal charges pressed against him, related to drug use and drug dealing. The state acknowledges him as both schizo and narkoman.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:18:49 GMT No. 25759690
>>25759676 The street sweeper serves a purpose, but he is not as important as the kang
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:22:51 GMT No. 25759715 >>25759717 >>25764077
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OP, have you watched 'Sound of the Sky' / Sora no Woto?
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:23:12 GMT No. 25759717
>>25759715 Great anime. Lame ending.
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 10:56:20 GMT No. 25764077 >>25764095
>>25759715 I've heard of it but never watched. Isn't it a k-on about army?
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 11:03:21 GMT No. 25764095
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>>25764077 It's pretty much cute girls hanging out in a picturesque village. + some light soldier elements
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 12:46:29 GMT No. 25764474 >>25765287
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Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:33:22 GMT No. 25765287
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>>25764474 >БОЖЕ ХРАНИ СВО
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:38:47 GMT No. 25765311 >>25765330
aspies actually make for good officers their lack of emotional empathy make them good as sociopaths to punish underlings. while they are stupid enough to follow orders from above to send his men into the grinder
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:41:24 GMT No. 25765330
>>25765311 If everyone followed orders we'd share a border with China
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:42:23 GMT No. 25765334 >>25765337
>>25759156 When are you going to be there? I might meet up with you
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:43:13 GMT No. 25765337
>>25765334 Next week. But they told me we are going to study all day
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:48:17 GMT No. 25765368 >>25765380
Well at least you're not on the frontline so consider yourself blessed
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:50:10 GMT No. 25765380
>>25765368 I'm very lucky, but I'm also very unlucky
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:51:35 GMT No. 25765394
>>25759191 >PS : Lwow is Polish clay. >Lemberg >Polish
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:48:33 GMT No. 25765717
>>25759205 Didn't know Finland got a vampire for president. Look at that smug sucker.
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:49:47 GMT No. 25765723
Rape everyone then explode the building epic Bernd style
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