This is wrong, American life is souless and medicated, I wish I was a cultured European with an uncut penis. Get me out of this shit country.

nobody knows that spics are useless human garbage more than spics do themselves

>>25756203 You are just an ungrateful pampered bitch. America is the land where it is impossible not to become rich. People who started from zero and achieved multimillionaire status like Vanderbilt, Rockefeller and Jeff Bezos are proofs of my argument.

This kind of housing is for bydlo you pay for a house but get a commieblock no privacy

>>25756203 Our culture is rich and supreme. You are just a fag who drunk the koolaid.

>>25756208 Kek, Irish were the spics of the XIX century and yet they progressed and became refined members of society. I am not white but hell I aint a nigger. The only way is working hard and smart and I want to fight for a country worth preserving.

>>25756210 You couldnt even afford suburb and live in parents apartment lol

>My goal in life is to become American and give my children a better childhood than I had. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS But in all seriousness my friend. You come up to America, you will lose body, your soul and your mind. There's a reason all of us natural-born Americans are fucking mentally ill schizos, because this country special economic zone buck breaks you into being a rootless cultureless soulless zioslave niggercow. Your sons will be incel losers and your daughters will be whores. Please don't come to this godforsaken shithole. Stay in Guatemala, go somewhere more tolerable in your own land.

>>25756209 But my penis is mutilated and there are fent zombies everywhere when I walk. Also some asshole in a F150 jeered at me while I was walking to the organic grocery store. >>25756214 It's rich but puerile, there is no class, no sophistication, no elegance.

>>25756225 You should come to fl and have bonfires and fishing trips with me. We can shoot some hogs and smoke em too. You are broken. You need southern culture

I think the 00s was the last best time to live the ideal suburb life. You'd still have meatspace and virtual world combined, so you could hang around the mall and still play games like WOW at home, and smartphones hadn't take off, so there was a division between online and offline life

>>25756231 That wouldn't be a bad idea actually; it's been a while since I've been out shooting. Might be starting a new job though, IDK.

>>25756241 You seem alone. I think you live in a bad place with no friends. Culture is all around in the US. But not on the web. Find rural folk to hangout with. Or rednecks in general.

>>25756250 >Find rural folk to hangout with. Or rednecks in general. I'm effete and urban.

Europeans are cattle, they descend from the ones that didn't have enough favstian spirit to explore the new world

>>25756225 Well, perhaps because many of those junkies had terrible parents who sadly treated them like shit and ended up like that. >>25756235 Fr. When I was a child I used to watch cartoons portraying the suburban American life and I wondered why the houses close to my home did not look like the ones on TV. Eventually I realized I was born in Hell on Earth >>25756231 Idk why you think Florida is a great place to live. It is hot, full of mosquitoes and many monstrosities and it will sink in the bottom of the sea in 100 years. The Rust Belt like Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky are like the most American states in the Union, where you can find all-white communities in rural areas

>>25756253 Its ok to be strange to rednecks and country folk. We will poke some jokes at you often because we do that to each other but if you down for hangin and fuckin around you are part of the crew. Just dont be vegan and dont dress like you going fine dining.

>>25756260 I thought country folk didn't cotton to freaks.

You are dumb naive liberakha, you are in for a total disappointment

>>25756264 Oh really Vladimir, then why did East Germans jumped the wall Mexican-style trying to escape their North Korea shithole?

>>25756267 Ну и где твои немцы сейчас? А их даже в метро не пустили

i'm getting tired of this panchito to be honest fatso who can't stop talking and is full of himself

>>25756258 Florida is great. You have no idea. >>25756263 Not exactly getting the gist of your typo but sounds like you have been isolated in ubanite shit and believe all the tv propaganda about us. Hollywood demonizes the only mostly white cultures in the US with tv. That being country, redneck, and hillbillies most of the time. All groups have some assholes, but you'll find some very welcoming people.

>>25756278 Yeah. It is a shame that almost all Americans watch series or TV one way or another. I would never own a TV and teach my children to use computers instead.

Suburbs are okay. But I wish we also had good city centers like in Europe (or even LatAm).

>>25756278 I dislike cars and car culture and rednecks simply cannot respect a person like that.

>>25756311 Will you tell us that you walk to every place you go? Do you want to leave a small carbon footprint or some gay democrat shit?

>>25756315 I don't give a shit about my carbon footprint, I walk because walking means freedom and it's what the lord G*d intended.

>>25756311 You'd love to drive really fast offroad on one of my mini bikes, 4wheelers, dirt bikes, or trucks. You just hate "car culture" because you aint had a daddy to teach you to drive and now you're older with no license drinkin the koolaid of a buncha goofy propaganda about walkable cities and shiet. Or maybe you some big city kiddo who spent his life in traffic. Get outta that shit and its fun drivin. But aint no biggie, nothin wrong with some walkable village style shit. Spent my youth walking to stores, laundry, school, etc. Or biking. Anyway got work in 6 hours, already up too late. Life is what you make of it, complaining about shit curses your mind and spirt with darkness. Find the good, have funs. Peace homie

>>25756276 Total crab mentality. Do you hate that there are people that wants to improve themselves and dream of something better? But of course you do, you are just a self-hating mediocre bitch who hates others who aren't as miserable as yourself.

>>25756197 How is that a perfect childhood, you're essentially stuck there in a cage with no escape. Kids can't drive. Childhood in a city is better.

>>25756197 >there is no trust culture and all monkeys are superstitious retards Sounds like America tbh

>>25756337 Me laughing at carcucks stuck in traffic while my tram passes them by. Car-centric cities are the worst.

>>25756532 >Kids can't drive Of course they can't drive, you retard. >life in a city is better So that you and your people kidnaps them or rob their wallets? No thank you. I want to raise good members of society and make them stay away from vermin like you.

>>25756197 I wish my dad had stayed in Mexico. I grew up in one of those souless suburbs, i became depressed and suicida, meanwhile my cousins back in Mexico are all happy and have families

>>25756563 Go live in Mexico with your brethren and bee happy. Goodbye.

>>25756567 In the process of getting my mexican citizenry actually, plus I have a remote job. There is so many Americans there already though, they are bringing the prices up.

>>25756203 this bernd is right. half my friends are dead from ODing or addicted to drugs

>>25756570 >half my friends are dead from ODing or addicted to drugs bydlo tier

Did you pass Calc? What is next?

>>25756217 >and yet they progressed and became refined members of society. citation needed.

>>25756571 very common here, I still have dreams about hanging out with them.

Suburbs make no sense. Extreme regulations from the color of your house to how often you mow the lawn. Crowded living in American paper houses so you can hear your neighbors fart and every party and get together will be a nuisance if the people start becoming drunk etc. But also so far away from anything you have to drive 50km to the next grocery store. Bug people uniform culture. If you neee an hour to get anywhere you can just go full prairie madness and have no one around you at least.

>>25756572 Not yet. The next math course is Differential Equations and the final math course is Numerical Analysis (the name of the course is Numerical Methods, but go figure).

>>25756584 Many Deutschen ended up living in farms in the middle of nowhere in many parts of the US.

>>25756589 What is your major?

>>25756608 Chemical Engineering

>Why does the European-mind cannot fathom a better way of life? Whenever I dream of a perfect childhood, I dream I was born American, living in the suburbs and playing TF2 all day and listening to heavy metal. But it's the story of my childhood. Suburbs house but it was Counter Strike and other kind of metal. Still is in some different way. I don't know why Guatemala always have a disaster take on everything.

North America is our most beautiful continent, too.

You can do the same things everywhere, the settings just change a bit. for example you can play tf2 on pc in mudhut with no flooring and drink vodka from a childs sippy cup. that's Guatemala core

>>25756570 Why do Americans fucking love drugs so damn much?

>>25758684 because in the 70s everyone was on drugs and it never stopped there, from 80s-2000's everyone was a crackhead too. then everyone got prescribed opioids and everyone's a junkie now. and there is no help here, only punishment, in europe they give you free flat and counselling

>>25758684 You need to sell more drugs to US so every nigger could overdose. Now drugs are simply to rare, there is not enough to satisfy the demand.

It seems Sudacas are looking at the USA with envy, while in Europe we have our own way of life which isn't really different of the American one in reality. We have suburbs, music and video games too.

>>25758716 >We have suburbs Yeah, about that...

>>25756226 >fent zombies Honestly it must be kinda fun to witness. At least they're harmless human statues.

Can confirm, playing tf2 at my dads house while going to high school was lit. I just didn't appreciate it as much as I should have. Now its all gone...

>>25758684 Usa is high stress country

>>25758821 Not when they don't have it

>>25756526 i never said that you projecting wall jumper what i said is you're narcissistic and i don't like such people

>>25758832 Point taken.

>>25758684 >Americans are addicted to everything except work

I sort of grew up in a dollar store suburb with commieblocks instead of real houses. That's why I can relate to the American suburbanites like in Malcolm in the middle. They got SOVL.

>>25758872 Excellent show

Holy shit, a talking monkey

>>25758692 Drugs are a nigger thing elsewhere, American culture is so rotten the whites do them too.

>My goal in life is to become American and give my children a better childhood than I had. Guatemala truly became a U.S. cryptocolony. Pig disgusting, when war breaks out all fatmaster boot lickers will be summarily executed.

>>25758828 >>25756795 Fr. I still have over +2500 hours on TF2 and I play it from time to time. But if I was born American I would have had a better childhood, in a safe country, where I could meet more chill friends instead of the cunts and assholes of my classmates. Literally all of them were already drinking alcohol and doing drugs before 18 and bullied me for not being a degenerate like them. But I would not mind playing TF2 with you guys, we could be stomping pubs >>25758920 >hurr hurr viva Mexico cabrones >ayy chihuahua tacos tacos burritos burritos I truly hate your people and I'd wished I could genocide them like Colonel Custer did to the fucking Indians in Wounded Knee

>>25756560 You are literally browner and more criminal than me. Shut the fuck up nigger.