Jesus fuckin' Christ let me add something... 1) Hamburg Hansearic League City 2) Cologne Cathedral 3) Schloss Sanssouci 4) many more

>>25754427 nuke america

>>25755429 nuke america for real and not as a joke

Phew... almost got me, germboy.

>>25755509 Wait until you see Japan.

>>25755537 Japan is a beautiful country america is a shithole

>>25755528 based Empire of Brazil

We have things of all styles over here. Even entire cities of styles.

I like façades

>>25755569 its crazy how many chateaus there are in france just going abandoned and semi-abandoned and can be bought on the cheap

>>25755574 Imagine the guys who slaved away to cut those thousands of details for years and decades.

the cologne cathedral is the coolest building ever

>>25755576 Yeah, if you're rich and your thing is castles and medieval time, just get a French castle, most are given away for free in hopes they'll be restored by rich owners.

>>25755592 Unfortunately it's located in the Detroit of Germany.

Germany has the: 1. Nicest Catholic Cathedral in the World 2. The tallest Evangelical Cathedral in the World 3. The oldest gothic cathedral east of the rhine, with the first holy roman emperor entombed in it

>>25755594 château is not a castle most of your so-called castles were mansions built after the 15th century that look like castles but don't function as one

>>25755592 Looks cool

Wasn't Neuschwanstein actually built pretty recently?

>>25755597 ikr literally no reason to go there except this church

>>25755594 it is grim how many castles in England were built and then later destroyed because of various civil wars most of them look like this its over.jpg

>>25755609 nah there are countless medieval castle ruins everywhere, each hill had a castle guarding it, each village had a castle.

>>25755628 That guy can't be serious.

>>25755636 >It takes a foreigner to finally post Carcassonne Je suis tres disappointed, Frons.

>>25755623 yeah, same over here, I've walked a lot in Burgundy where my father lives, there are ruins lost deep in the forests and on top of remote hills. Forgotten and lost, devoured by vegetation, litteraly.

>>25755646 Carcassonne is too hyped

>>25755659 it does make your imagination fire though doesnt it knowing at one point in time there stood a proud bastion bedecked in fine livery and flags and garnished with the kettle helmets of dozens of men-at-arms at their post on the battlements, guarding some Lord and Lady and an entire little world within the castle walls. It may be rubble and ruin now but scare 1000 years ago it was something great Sic transit gloria mundi

threads like these just make me sad because i wasnt born in the time when these things were being built and wasnt able to enjoy them properly for the purpose they were made for they are fossils now. relics of a much brighter age. i am convinced we are in the end times.

>>25755689 Yeah, but everytime I think about how hard it should have been to walk up the hill everytime you wanted to go back home, and how much they absolutely wanted to build in such remote isolated places that the construction would have been a nightmare everytime.

>>25755714 is saint malo a beau port du mare?

I imagine these are money pits like all our old manors here. So much so that certain parts of them are left decrepit because the owners can't afford their upkeep. I'm pretty sure Buckingham Palace is similar. Certain parts have the heating turned off etc.

Some surviving Byzantine forts.

>>25755719 For you Saint-Malo is the wasp nest, home to the Corsaires who plundered your ships. No idea what's a "beau port du mare".

>>25755749 a saint malo beau port du mare tois sont arriver

>>25755730 yeah they are all relics of when society was ruled over by wealthy noblemen now its all just yids in business suits moving around money that doesnt exist while everything is made in China and Vietnam and Bangladesh

>>25755751 It seems this is a traditional Québecois song for children that I didn't know. "A Saint-Malo beau port de mer" Indeed it's Saint-Malo.

>>25755755 :D im glad you got my reference otherwise i would look like I was an insane schizo its a good song, very catchy

>>25755757 For children yeah

>>25755764 well this is a website for children enjoyers

OPs appearance

>>25755776 a.i. slop cringe

>>25755780 I would drawn it if I had the skills, go fuck yourself

This is our parliament building in canada Rate

>>25755773 Québecois have great songs about the sea, this one is my favorite.

>>25755788 rated european/10 join the E.U. when ?

>>25755776 this reminds me of the highest dungeon of Europe near Paris

reminder that posting "muh heritage" is only an admission that nothing of meaningful value has been produced by people of your own generation >my country was good before I came along, but now that I'm here it sucks balls

before someone ask why is there no picture of the Mont Saint-Michel

>>25755800 Canada should join the EU for the lulz frankly, I dont consider them to be Anglos anymore and I dont think they should be in the Commonwealth anymore either

>>25755827 nuke america

>>25755827 Why murricans suck our balls when they come visit our cultural heritage

You will never be a real country. You have no disney castles on mountains. You have no old bridges. You are a geographical location twisted by geopolitics into a crude mockery of historicity.

I wonder if people that built those would bother if they knew they would become glorified theme parks

>>25755863 They're like us They would play video games and eat sushis

>>25755847 lol

>>25755863 of course they would they would cringe at us for our inauthenticity, our post-ironic and degenerate profligacy in their times life had meaning and they had glory and honour we are the mongrels and the bastards who will never know such a golden age

>>25755838 >I hate Americans and America >thats why I care about and respect the opinions of Americans who come to visit muh retarded old buildings Name something the French have built in the past century that attracts tourism

>>25755943 The virgin french open air museum The chad mouse appreciating america living culture

>>25755943 >Name something the French have built in the past century that attracts tourism something other than the maginot line

>>25755943 >>25755966 Like I had to name anything, France is the most visited country on Earth, there must be a reason, I wonder why ?

>>25755970 I didn't want to say it, but I suspect it's the BBC

>>25755975 America and Brazil already have this in much greater numbers.

>>25755978 You would know right

>>25755981 It's common knowledge.

>>25755986 Please bernd you don't have to make little of your abilities as a BBC connoisseur

>>25755990 I know what I've read here. Never been to Brésil, and never wanted to go there.

we have stuff like that

>>25755994 Ok let's leave it at that then

>>25755997 Yup

>>25755997 >>25756010 I literally can't see the difference

>>25755997 Where are your Indian arts ? Here's our 36000 years old ancestor's art.

>>25755997 >>25756010 This look incredibly sad, ngl.

At least at Disney they made it look cartoonesque.

>>25756027 They hide the trump card

>>25756036 Gay ass shit

Best we have

>>25756087 brudda delete dis

>>25756095 It's the only one we have and no one knows it's history

>>25754392 >If your country doesn't have folly McCastles then it's a non-country lol, lmao even

>>25756107 That's rather interesting, a mysterious castle ? What's it's name ? Is it French or Spanish ?

b

niggers built this

>>25754392 >>25754427 literally the same thing >the building was not even 38 years old when hitler drew it >disneyland castle is currently 70 years old

Castle thread!

>>25756188 >>25756188 The most probable story is that it was built by a spaniard but he died prematurely But thats just a legend

We are even '''building''' new castles. You jelly?

>>25761479 Much history very culture

>>25761489 Literally the second USA

castle bump.

>>25754392 Neuschwanstein is fake and gay tho.

Latvia has so much of this stuff, it's criminally underrated. Of course it was built by German occupants who used them as bases of oppression for 800 years, but these are technicalities.

>>25756036 They made it look gay. Why nobody builds a Dark Lord's castle. Would be laff. Also, I wish I could find a computer game to easily build castles, the game that is not Blender.

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>>25765915 how much teutonic gold and treasure is hidden in those places that still hasn't been discovered yet?

beautiful pictures of fortresses and castles in this thread!

We have .. fortresses too you know, Germanyboy

>posts mighty military symbols for their time you really want to flex about the military right now? there is a reason we don't have universal health care and it's because all you eurobros need us to clean up all your messes.

if you're country has 2 or less aircraft carriers you don't really count as a country

>>25773207 France stronk, 4 aircraft carriers !

I know it's not as great as the european castles, but is a castle anyway. This one is from the best brazilian state (Alagoas).

>>25775546 Wait, i found a better one.

>>25756010 I've been there in GTA San Andreas

3000 BCE

>>25755594 kremlins arent castles