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Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:07:56 GMT No. 25747556 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Status report: butter is still ridiculously expensive ($15+/kg).
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Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:11:15 GMT No. 25747582 >>25747584 >>25747598 >>25747621 >>25747951 >>25748871
Around 7-8 bucks here in germany.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:11:29 GMT No. 25747583
i used to make my own butter from heavy cream using my stand mixer with the whisk. turned out that it was coming out to the same cost as if i just bought the good stuff.. if you have access to a cow you could brobably save a few bucks..
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:11:29 GMT No. 25747584
>>25747582 Bitches.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:11:48 GMT No. 25747589 >>25747593 >>25747645
Funny thing is the milk price didn't change prior to it. It was the same for 6 months and now it went a bit up. Wtf are they making the butter from if it's detached from milk.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:12:11 GMT No. 25747593
>>25747589 Exactly.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:12:46 GMT No. 25747598 >>25747608
>>25747582 per kg? thats cheaper than i can get it
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:13:46 GMT No. 25747608
>>25747598 Of course its cheaper in germany than in america.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:15:12 GMT No. 25747618 >>25747628
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Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:15:30 GMT No. 25747621 >>25747634
>>25747582 that's the very low end of the pricing
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:15:56 GMT No. 25747628
>>25747618 *im guessing around 8€
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:16:15 GMT No. 25747634 >>25747640
>>25747621 Even premium organic bio butter is not 15 bucks a kg here.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:16:58 GMT No. 25747639
some is on sale for CAD $10.75/kg (USD $7.50/kg)
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:17:00 GMT No. 25747640
>>25747634 indeed
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:17:45 GMT No. 25747645 >>25747691
>>25747589 >have Belgorod and Kursk as two of the top agriculture producers >wonder why shit's happening as war is on the Russian territory
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:19:09 GMT No. 25747662 >>25747690
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i've tried most brands of butter available here and this is the best stuff there is - by a lot.. about 6 bucks a lb - so still cheaper than russia but more than germany apparently
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:21:25 GMT No. 25747681
i heard margarine is really popular in Russia i once saw it in store and decided to try it, ended up throwing it out. stores dont rly sell it here do to no one using it
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:22:04 GMT No. 25747690 >>25747700
>>25747662 It's not even 80% fat
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:22:07 GMT No. 25747691 >>25747716
>>25747645 There's still pasta from fucking Shebekino everywhere and it's still the same price. Also, what parts of Belorussia are at war for YOUR butter to be this expensive too?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:23:18 GMT No. 25747700
>>25747690 WTF, the Wect has this kikery too? (they even have 61% butter now, lmao, but it's rare. 72% is common, but the real butter, which this thread is about, of course is 82+%)
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:25:09 GMT No. 25747716
>>25747691 dunno, I haven't seen any significant price changes here I guess we together with the Russian agricultural cartels are fooling the Russian goofy consumer
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:27:08 GMT No. 25747732
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Butter is literally the easiest shit to make lmao Especially with modern tools that cost nothing.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:28:02 GMT No. 25747739
my family eats the good butter leave nothing but cheap butter it is always in the freezer when I show up I go buy good butter family says that butter is too expensive I set it out and use it once I leave my family eats the good butter
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:28:14 GMT No. 25747741 >>25747752 >>25747753 >>25747762 >>25747764 >>25747781 >>25747865
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OP let me mmake you rich. Buy 50 Liters of fat milk. buy pic related, they cost like 40 euros. Use it to mix up the milk till it turns into butter. and you will print money
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:29:40 GMT No. 25747752 >>25747755
>>25747741 plus you can mix concrete with this tool
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:29:48 GMT No. 25747753 >>25747758
>>25747741 >Buy 50 Liters of fat milk. Can you even make butter from pasteurized milk?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:30:02 GMT No. 25747755
>>25747752 ...or dilate.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:30:16 GMT No. 25747758 >>25747783
>>25747753 yeah but you still want fat milk like ~40% the shit in stores is usually 3.5%
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:31:06 GMT No. 25747762
>>25747741 Then sell butter to babushkas on your block that sit infront of commie apartments. no tax for gov. pure profit
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:31:23 GMT No. 25747764 >>25747770
>>25747741 I wonder how much the amish would skim off the top if I was to just buy buckets of milk
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:32:02 GMT No. 25747770
>>25747764 they would probably prefer to sell you straight from cows without the expensive process of making it shit for stores.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:33:30 GMT No. 25747781
>>25747741 >Buy 50 Liters of fat milk. Fail.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:33:41 GMT No. 25747783 >>25747792
>>25747758 3.5 is bullshit I had to buy 2% and the cats just wandered off and let the chickens have it
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:35:05 GMT No. 25747792
>>25747783 3.5 is okay for tea
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:43:56 GMT No. 25747865
>>25747741 Step 1: buy a cow.
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Tbh I have butter (real) in my fridge but I will bitch about it's price all the time too.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:01:37 GMT No. 25747951 >>25748008
>>25747582 Where do you get butter for less than 2 €?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:10:16 GMT No. 25748008
>>25747951 Here the bulk packs (5+ kg) are cheaper, those used in HoReCa, for example.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:12:30 GMT No. 25748027 >>25748059
>>25747556 You can make explosives from butter by mixing about 5% butter with 95% potassiumchlorate. That's a Spengler Explosive. If you add aromates, you'd have cheddit, which has been used in both world wars.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:16:03 GMT No. 25748059 >>25748070 >>25748079 >>25748192
>>25748027 Pidorussians can't fucking make butter, do you expect them to make potassium chlorate without blowing themselves up?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:17:31 GMT No. 25748070 >>25748203
>>25748059 When Russians occupied in Latvia during ww2. The butter was widely available in stores etc. while every other food stuff was looted. Russians didn't know what is Butter and Cheese back in 1940s
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:18:57 GMT No. 25748079 >>25748143
>>25748059 Potassium chlorate is just an oxidizer, not an explosive. It can be created via electrolysis from water, potassium chloride, and electricity. You can use metaloxide- or carbon electrodes for that purpose.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:26:00 GMT No. 25748143 >>25748218
>>25748079 Do you need different electrodes for each end? Like one graphite one oxide
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:31:11 GMT No. 25748182
this sounds a bit too much like my nails hooked to a battery charger in my (empty) gas tank experiment to me
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:31:52 GMT No. 25748192 >>25748246
>>25748059 >Pidorussians can't fucking make butter, Dumb pig, your prices are even bigger: https://index.minfin.com.ua/markets/product-prices/butter/
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:32:41 GMT No. 25748203 >>25748252
>>25748070 Weird. Because my Belgorod grand-grand-grand-parents were executed by Lenin's "latvian shooters" for owning a butter mill.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:33:39 GMT No. 25748209 >>25748214
do you use full butter or spreading butter for your bread?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:34:13 GMT No. 25748214 >>25748220 >>25748242
>>25748209 >spreading butter Is this some weird name for margarine?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:34:43 GMT No. 25748217 >>25748308
Its about 4 euro for salted kerrygold pure butter 400g on the Germany. Thats basically NOT mixed with rapeseed oil. The more rapeseed oil they mix with it, the cheaper it gets.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:34:43 GMT No. 25748218
>>25748143 Not really, they just have to be inert during electrolysis, or else they'll decompose. Just using graphite would be cheap and easy.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:34:45 GMT No. 25748220 >>25748224 >>25748225
>>25748214 it's like 70% butter and some otehr shit
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:35:17 GMT No. 25748224
>>25748220 Disgusting.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:35:21 GMT No. 25748225 >>25748229 >>25748257
>>25748220 99.99% of the time a butter spread is mixed with rapeseed or sunflowerseed.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:35:33 GMT No. 25748229 >>25748237
>>25748225 Such haram.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:36:20 GMT No. 25748237
>>25748229 Its funny because its gotten to the point where salted 100% butter is actually kind of increasingly too rich for the european palette.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:36:42 GMT No. 25748242 >>25748251
>>25748214 No, civilised countries have different grades of butter, like for cooking (less water) or for spreading (softer) Margarine.. please, we are no beggars.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:37:03 GMT No. 25748246
>>25748192 You are bad at math
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:37:22 GMT No. 25748251 >>25748261
>>25748242 In order to make it more 'spreadable' for something like toast, rapeseed is added.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:37:25 GMT No. 25748252 >>25748256
>>25748203 Belgorod was ukrainian not russian
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:37:57 GMT No. 25748256
>>25748252 The grandfather hated hohols so fucking much. I wasn't understanding that at the time. He'd kill you too if you called him one.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:37:58 GMT No. 25748257
>>25748225 Illegal in Latvia you can't call it Butter it needs to be called Spread or Butter containing product
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:38:23 GMT No. 25748261
>>25748251 Any butter is spreadable, but it should be at room temperature.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:44:00 GMT No. 25748308
family ate imperial margarine until I was an adult, if we went to a cafe I would eat like ten of the little packets of shitty butter they leave out like an injun sucking marrow out of a bone >>25748217 that's like 9 bucks here iirc
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:48:00 GMT No. 25748339
>migros.com.tr >1kg >82% fat even the cheapest >9.21 USD >turd gay finally superior to pidorashka such patriotism wow! (we're still very poor) tbh despite everything turkey is a good dairy country. you can buy raw milk everywhere in 3L bottles. there is even special jersey high fat breeds (>5%). you can buy yogurt (with fat on top!) in 1.5kg containers everywhere. kashar is a god tier default cheese both fresh and aged, and there are others. marash ice cream is real ice cream made from milk instead of international goyslop """ice cream""".
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 21:07:04 GMT No. 25748526 >>25748844
Well. Cream butter is shit in Russia anyway
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 21:31:48 GMT No. 25748844
>>25748526 Why don't you make explosives out of it then?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 21:35:29 GMT No. 25748871
>>25747582 I thought you were joking but it is in fact 8 EUR.
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