'Lacrimosa!

You are brown.

Where in Uttar Pradesh can you find your father?

What do you call a Romanian high on cannabis? pot brownie

To be honest I giggled a bit. Please continue.

>>25744523 haha

>>25744487 Nice joge!

Where do Albanians go to study? Brown university

>>25744599 Don't encourage the shitskin.

Why did the Romanian cross the road? Because he was high on 'lac

>>25744613 You could do better.

>>25744613 Why are you so brown? Because you're albanian

When you see the romanian brix will be shat

>>25744620 ț. igan

Why are Romanians such good stock traders? Because stock prices can be modeled as brownian motion

Get flushed from Switzerland, turd.

What is the most popular news website in Romania? Huffington Post

Why are Albanians such gypsies? Because their greatest leader was SkanderBEG

>>25744710 You must not säge your post if you want other Bernds to read your joge, Bogdan.

>>25744713 >>25744652

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>>25744756 >>25744759 Is this real??

What does Bogdan sing at the karaoke? Cause I'm beggin', beggin' youuuuu

>>25744765 Yes

>>25744767 Good joge! I was thinking about a Romanian joge with that song but couldn't find a good phrasing.

>>25744487 I chuckled, ten points for Albania!

What is Romania's favorourite perfume? Roma

What does a Romanian say when he disagrees? I beg to differ

>>25744797 This one's very good!

A Romanian man is witnessing the birth of his child. After a tough battle, the nurse presents the newborn to the father. He looks completely brown with indian characteristics. Shocked, the Romanian man shouts in disbelief: >So he isn't from whoring after all, he's mine!

A Russian, a Hungarian and a Romanian are sitting in a German lesson. The teacher says "Berlin ist die Hauptstadt von Deutschland". The Russian says "Ich weiß". The Albanian says "Ich weiß". The Romanian says "Ich braun"

>>25744801 Predictable reposted garbage Kohl is just bots posting to bots

>>25744813 I mixed up the nationalities in the middle of the joge.

A Romanian woman is walking with her son through the park. - Mom! Look, pigeons! Do you have any bread? - No, I don't. You'll eat them without bread.

>>25744804 Why would a Romanian be brown or have indian characteristics? Romanians are white Europeans.

>>25744824 Hahaha good joge Bogdan! You're finally getting it.

>>25744813 Du bist braun.

>>25744828 Hahaha you are brown.

What do Hufflepuff or the Huffington post have to do with Romania?

Why did a romanian banker reject a loan applicant? Because he was not solvent

What do you call a Romanian with no arms? - Trustworthy.

>>25744836 What do you call prostitution tax in Croatia? Hor-VAT

Why is there a shit cake at a Romanian wedding? - To keep the flies away from the bride.

>>25744836 Kek

>>25744837 What do you call a pshek with no brain? Normal.

great thread. well done everyone you absolute comedians.

>>25744848 These are stupid, you're just replacing Romanian in jokes about gypsies.

How does a pizza differ from a Romanian girl? you can order pizza without fungi

>>25744858 Why are you brown?

What do you call a pshek on a bike? Thief. What do you call two psheks on a bike? Organized crime.

>>25744861 I'm not.

Why do psheks stink? So blind people can hate them too.

>>25744865 You are Romanian. Romanians are brown gypsies from India. Therefore you are brown gypsy from India.

>>25744858 But these words are synonyms.

instant bugurt and he just can't help himself, he has to reply

How long does it take a polish woman to take a shit? 9 months.

>>25744875 lol

>>25744858 Romani/Romanian/Roma = gypsy, you dumb 'lac addicted cretin.

>>25744870 >>25744871 False.

im writing these jokes down and stealing them to tell to my friends im gonna pretend that I came up with them first

>>25744877 Where did you read that?

>>25744816 >t.predictable butthurt

>>25744871 You are brown.

>>25744883 >stealing them That's a pretty Romanian thing to do!

>>25744885 Everybody knows it

What is romanians favourite cake? brownie

>>25744893 Everybody who? I've never heard this bullshit before and I've lived in multiple countries.

4th EU attacks Romanian lack of education, because they want to slide the fact that they meddled with their democracy

what do you call it when a romanian has too much glue? (spolier)brown out(spoiler)

>>25744895 What do you call an Albanian fairy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)

Why aren't Romanians indians? because they lack the red dot

Funny threada, gypsy ROMAnian being angry ITT adds to the comedy factor

>>25744896 >I've lived in multiple countries. Such is the life of the traveller

>>25744900 So according to you these are indians?

>>25744919 You moved to a different continent half thai shitskin

>>25744920 >posts state propaganda images meanwhile IRL

>>25744910 >Why aren't Romanians indians? For the same reason Swedes aren't aboriginal Australians. Different language, genes, origins, history, etc.

>>25744813 this would have been the joke of the thread if you didnt fuck it up by mixing up nationalities

>>25744927 >posting pictures of non-Romanians meanwhile IRL

>>25744930 >Different language, genes, origins, history, etc. All wrong, Romanins can still understand their ancestors from some India regions.

>>25744934 Classic brown, paki.

Why are there so many accidents in sewage treatment plants in Romania? Because Romanians blend in with the sewage

>>25744864 Bogdan's best joke so far

>>25744935 Why did you edit it?

Scientific question: If a Mercedes key falls on the ground, who gets to it first, an Albanian or a Romanian?

>>25744937 Romanian is a romance language with zero influence or similarity with indian language, a language it has zero connection with you retard.

>>25744946 Why did you, gook?

>>25744954 Romanians are browner, therefore must be more durable and faster

>>25744956 I did not edit it, gyp.

What did the Romanian detective say to his assistant? "Radu! I think I've found a glue!"

>>25744958 >Lomanians ale blowner, thelefole must be mole dulabre and fastel

>>25744958 I also assumed, since Romanians stem from Utter Pradesh and share a large portion of Indian blood, they should be shorter, enabling quicker reach to the ground. Additionally, through generations of street shitting their backs are used to a lower hand positions, making quick grabs possible.

>>25744963 You're right, some pshek edited it. You just stole it like a pozznr. This is still the original however.

>>25744970 >>Lomanians ale blowner, thelefole must be mole dulabre and fastel

>>25744975 You edited it, I posted original.

>>25744973 >I also assumed, since Romanians stem from Utter Pradesh and share a large portion of Indian blood Where are you getting this garbage from? Does this look indian to you?

>>25744976 Still whiter than you, gook.

>>25744990 >>25744990 suitcase -> train station ->PUNJAB

>>25744978 This is what the singer looks like. So I posted the original.

Romanian goes to hardware store Bartender: What do you want? Romanian: 'Lac, shaken but not stirred

>>25744992 I'm not visiting your homeland

>>25745000 Why post your sister's wedding?

>>25744892 oh ho ho ho ho ;)

>>25744996 edited

>>25745006 gook

>>25745000 Looks fun, why is Bog such a self-hater?

>>25745004 Meanwhile

>>25745009 gypsy

>>25745014 That's an Albanian.

>>25745016 You can see that the contrast is enhanced,plus white light, plus he is probably german as well like your president xDDD

>>25745016 so youve been BTFO by other bernds in this thread and now youre scrambling desperately for some way to salvage yourself by having a go at me when i havent even insulted you all thread

imagine trying to turn this into a UK hate thread cuz you got BTFO by based comedians

>>25745017 >gypsy

>>25745025 >>25745030 Back to your mosque paki

>>25745031 >Romanian soldier.jpg That is a brown man.

>>25745032 youve run out of funny jokes

>>25745034 No, but this is.

>>25745024 Holy mongol cope

>>25745041 Albanians would be white in Romania

well this was a good thread but clearly the gypsy roma bogdan has run out of steam ill check back in a few hours

>>25745041 Damn it's maradonna

>>25745046 Maybe in your homeland Bashkortistan.

what do you call the sound of a romanian farting? brown noise

What does a 'lac high feel like?

Why don't psheks like oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber.

>>25745058 Meanwhile in Romania: 97% brown gypsies (Romanians)

>>25745060 Ask your mother.

>>25745065 Why are you brown?

>>25745062 Keep coping Nurbulat.

>>25745075 >>25744865

>>25745080 what a cope

>>25745091 Cope, shitskin.

>>25745088 Romanian migrant?

>>25745093 LMFAO

All jokes aside when I go to the sbahn and I see people on the station I can instantly tell who is romanian or not romanians are just brown, but unlike turks they don't have this typical turkish hair and facial features they all look like gypsies

>>25745101 Are these the parents of usha vance?

>>25745104 Also they all say the same. Biiiiieeeeete kleine Spende biiiieeeeeeeete

>>25745093 Decebal was fucked in the ass by the Romans, that's why he started the we wuz romanz cope.

>>25745104 You're retarded, palyak. Turks look like gypsies. Romanians look like this.

>>25745101 Ceaușescu is white, gook.

>>25745116 Decebal an hero'd, we're Daco-Roman mutts.

>>25745114 >Biiiiieeeeete kleine Spende biiiieeeeeeeete The only words you know in German. Get flushed from Switzerland, turd.

>>25745133 So that's why there are no gemstones anymore on the Taj Mahal.

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>The Queen also reportedly hid in a bush to avoid interacting with Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife. >Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II ordered guest rooms stripped of valuables before a state visit by Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu in 1978, a British newspaper said Sunday. Ceausescu and his wife, Elena, were executed by firing squad during the 1989 Romanian revolution. >The Sunday Express said the couple removed thousands of dollars worth of ornaments and fittings from rooms during an official stay in Paris earlier in the year. >The newspaper report, headlined “Lock Up the Crown Jewels, Here Comes Light-Fingered Nic,” is based on a British Broadcasting Corp. television documentary. >It said that before the couple arrived in London on the next leg of a European tour, former French President Valery Giscard d’Estaing telephoned Buckingham Palace to warn Queen Elizabeth. >Giscard d’Estaing described how lamps, vases, ashtrays and bathroom fittings had been removed. “It was as if burglars had moved in for a whole summer,” he told the BBC. >Ceausescu’s security officials also reportedly gouged holes in the walls looking for bugging devices. >The queen ordered palace security officers to keep a close watch on the couple. >The program said the queen later described the visit as the worst three days of her life. Yeah I wonder where all those unfunded stereotypes are coming from.

>>25745189 From the jew media

>>25745193 The conducator dindu nuffin :(((

>>25745189 >t. pshek on car stealing vacation in Germany

>>25745197 Yes it's not suspicious at all how this fake news about a visit 15 years before only appeared in some tabloid after he died

>>25745189 i forgot about that, bahahahahhahahah thread's getting boring, what should the next brown thread be about?

>>25745189 Why are Romanians like this?

>>25745189 Chad romanian aristocrats stealing from whitoid queen. What Karen gonna do, cry?

>>25745218 Suomalia

>>25745238 Yeah, they needed the stuff for their own pod.

>>25745262 Wow, being brown as romanian and stealing pays out

>>25745262 And this.

>>25745269 Yeah, crime DOES pay.

>>25745272 Still need to steal a chandelier.

>>25745276 That's why you're in germany to steal cars pshekjeet

>>25745304 God gifted one hand to ROMAnian for picking pockets, another one for pointing fingers at others

>>25745334 >another one for pointing fingers at others Nah, another one is for wiping his ass.

>>25745359 Do ROMAnians steal with their designated shit-wiping hand or the handshake hand?

Why did romanians fail at school they had no clue

>>25745396 >>25745366 >>25745359 >>25745334 seethe, pshexcrements

>>25745366 The shit-wipe hand is the same one psheks kiss

🎶 huff-huff-huffin on heavens door, yeah, ah ah yeah 🎶

>>25745447 >pshe pshe psheking on heavens door yeah

Romanians are 1.Brown 2.Gypsies 3.Dalits from India

>>25745396 You mean no glue

I'm opening a pub, its name will be "To the Angry Glueman".

>>25745528 Sorry reality doesn't match your delusion

>>25745118 >literal tv cherry picked propaganda Gypsy...

>>25745540 >cope fabricated images

>>25745537 How will you steal a whole German pub, pshek?

>>25745541 Propaganda from who, the German network filming that match?

Imgaine being so fucking brown and useless that even Indians didn't want to live with you

>>25744487 Hehehe :DD:D:D:DD:D

>>25745528 >>25744955

>>25745549 So they are Germans?

>>25745537 I like "The Brown Arms" "The Gypsys Head" "The Thief and Copper" "Lac and Solvents"

>>25745528 Aren't Romanians below Dalits?

>>25745552 What does it have to do with Romanians, or are you just rambling by yourself?

>>25745533 LOL

>>25745556 No, they are Romanians

>>25745562 >>25745533 >>25745396 Literal iq60 board

>>25745561 I was talking about Romanians. Your ancestors were too brown even for India.

>>25745564 Like your president?

>>25745189 she was so based

>>25745568 t.iq20

>>25745571 What do white people with a romance language have to do with india?

>>25745572 Our president is Romanian yes

And I'm not talking about that corrupt clown iohannis

>>25745579 >What do white people with a romance language Italians?

>>25745579 But you are not white.

>>25745558 "The 'lactose den"

>>25745589 Whiter than you, gook

>>25745558 "The copper pint" "Solvent paradise" "Forty thieves" "Beggars banquet"

>>25745591 So that's what you call your shack

>>25745595 >>25745591 absolute cinema

>>25745587 Romanians

>>25745606 But Romanians are brown.

>>25745608 Romanians are white. Albanians are non-European gypsy shitskins. Get flushed from Switzerland, turd.

>>25745608 Shut up shitskin.

Visit Romania, your wallet is already there.

Visit poland, your wallet+car is already there.

Visit your mother, I'm already there.

>>25745649 Stealing her wallet?

>>25745654 Her ability to contract her anus.

Lmao @ how this brownoid thinks it's me bantering with him I'm much happier reading about the history of Poland than arguing with browns

>>25745662 >arf arf!

>Members of an organised criminal group allegedly stole fuel worth $2 million over four years from a US military base in southeast Romania, prosecutors have found. >The US filed a complaint with Romanian prosecutors who found out that several members of an organised criminal group have stolen liquid fuel, especially diesel oil, from the military base in Mihail Kogalniceanu and other areas dedicated to military exercises in the Constanta region. >According to Romanian prosecutors, the fuel thefts started in 2017 and are worth an estimated $2 million. They have since detained seven persons in connection with the case after conducting investigations. >US armed forces have been using the military base near the Mihail Kogalniceanu airport since 1999. The base has also hosted other NATO military aircraft which are policing the Black Sea airspace. Can I have cheap diesel please?

>>25745666 You're a brown gypsy who fires bullets at wrong target you dumb idiot

>>25745678 Let him have his joy.

>>25745678 >You're a brown gypsy Looks like you have the wrong target pshexcrement

Romania's coat of arms features glue, copper, and a wallet.

Just took a look at the thread post count Imagine going to sleep in the evening and realizing you spent the whole day arguing with random people online trying to convince them that you're not brown It's extremely pathetic. Sunday well spent

>>25745694 It's bullshit but I believe it

>>25745703 So how did you spend your Sunday tranny, riding your favorite dildo?

>>25745621 Is that the Make Romania White Again movement?

>>25745727 No it's just average Romanians going for a hike

>>25745731 If they are so average then why did you repost this image thousands of times already?

>>25745724 I was learning German for 5 hours and read mythology by Polish author Parandowski

Romania's orthodox churches have no crucifix on the altar; they worship a golden wallet instead.

>>25745735 Because it's convenient, what a retarded question

>>25745739 What does your mosque have

>>25745770 WIll you steal copper tonight?

>>25745775 Based and truthpilled.

>>25745783 Will you blow yourself up tomorrow?

Did you know that Romania invented moon boots?

>>25745796 It's ancient footwear of our ancestors

>>25745798 Here they are called "Zigeunerschuhe" - gypsy boots.

>>25745735 Because you haven't been able to refute it

>>25745800 Bullshit

>>25745800 Why were ancient germgroids wearing Zigeunerschuhe

>>25745796 wow that looks so indian - kohl pedophile

>>25745817 Ancient germans did, like 1500 years ago. They invented the shoe then, while you kept wrapping your feet into clothes well into the 20th century.

>250 posts and 78 images omitted. kys yourselves honestly. especially you, gypsy

What's the worst news a doctor can give a Romanian? That's he's 'lactose intolerant

>>25745845 lmao

>>25745838 youre just jealous that you have never made a thread as popular and as funny as this

>>25745830 So? Why were your ancestors wearing Zigeunerschuhe?

>>25745856 >funny >hurhur lac pakistani humor

>>25745845 back to pozznr zigger

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>>25746044 You are brown.

YO BOG, LET'S KICK IT HUFF HUFF BABY HUFF HUFF BABY Bog is back with brand new anal eruption Aurolac grabs a hold of his lungs Flows like stolen glue thru Bucharest sewers HUFF HUFF BABY HUFF HUFF BABY

>>25745559 Wtf is this real?

>>25746950 Yes it is. Bogdan's ancestors moved from India to Europe.

not sure who is trolling more - bogdan or the others?

Bump for the best brown Romanian indian gypsy joke compilation

How does a Romanian apologize? I beg your pardon

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I'm an expert on Hogwarts and Romania and I still don't get this joke

>>25750923 look up in the english dictionary huffing now, what can you huff?

>>25750923 Just gluegle it

>>25750923 Huff 'n puff

>>25750926 >>25750928 >>25750929 ah, I only associate huffing glue with a movie 'Something better to come' about 90s Russia children living in the dump

>>25750939 >I only associate huffing glue with a movie well thats normal because you're not a glue sniffer unlike romanians

>>25750962 I associate Romanians with asking for money at the bus station and then attacking you if you refuse. Also with taking multiple loans in UK and then hiding with all the money at your gypsy family in Romania, living there like a king (a gypsy in prison who liked to sing songs in Romanian told me about it)

>>25750980 I associate romanians with stealing mushrooms from nearby forests and making the whole region fear going there because they're such bydlo https://www.onet.pl/turystyka/onetpodroze/mafia-grzybiarzy-z-rumunii-powraca-posypaly-sie-mandaty/ggkwl89,07640b54 https://www.fakt.pl/wydarzenia/polska/rzeszow/budzili-zawisc-i-zlosc-czy-rumunscy-grzybiarze-wrocili-do-podkarpackich-lasow/hl11mc8 https://finanse.wp.pl/najazd-na-polskie-lasy-ponad-stu-grzybiarzy-z-zagranicy-rozbilo-obozowisko-6948940615105152a https://www.lasy.gov.pl/pl/informacje/aktualnosci/rumunscy-grzybiarze-w-podkarpackich-lasach so much for white europeans

What is the most popular boy band in Romania? Begstreet Boys

How do romanians save space on their drives? They use Huffman encoding

>>25751552 lel

How do you can Romanian Siamese twins? unibrowns

>>25750980 Gypsies don't have anything to do with Romanians, retard. It's like associating germans with doner salesmen.

>>25753321 Romanians = gypsies

Q:what would you get if you cross romanian and albanian? A: a serb t. Joge was self made

>>25744813 The albanian wasn't even in the class because gypsies don't go to school

>>25753331 False. Romanians aren't albanians, you retard.

They called Milosevic the second Hitler because he genocided untermenschen (albanians)

What does the son of Romania achieve by contributing to this thread?

>>25753376 I don't let shit slide.

>>25753376 He has the self-control of a nigger. He just has to reply.

>>25753445 You have the skin and IQ of a nigger.

>>25753376 Endless self-humiliation by being a lolcow.

Funniest shit from this threda i put Bog face into the feces yesterday telling him he is brown he got so mad he is still calling someone Nurbulat in this threda thinking it is me Hahaha group bullying of gypsi

>>25753536 You are a brown muslim gook.

>>25753376 Dopamine rush

>>25753543 This is you (literally)

>>25753620 No it isn't, but this is you (literally)

Is this hand white?

>>25754272 >Black bodyhair Certified browntoid. Not even kidding.

>>25754272 Romanian and brown.

>>25754272 Yes. And you are brown

>>25754858 Nice proxy, Bogdan.

>>25754869 Nice brown skin, albaner.

What is the all time favorite international politician for the romanians? Eva Braun

Why do Romanians never eat eggs? Because eggs are glueten free

What do you call it when a Romanian walks around following a random path? Brownian motion

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>the only thing your cunt is known for is stealing, lying and huffing fumes Why?

Why did the Romanian win the poker tournament? Because he had good 'lac