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German rocket didn't reach space and fell down to the ground after 100m.
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Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:28:43 GMT No. 25744320
that is intentional so they could get more funding and money
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:29:34 GMT No. 25744324 SÄGE! >>25744331
Maybe we need a 5th thread about this?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:30:01 GMT No. 25744328
from the nation that gave us the V2 rocket and the scientists both soviets and americans used to launch space missions we have this crap now
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:30:14 GMT No. 25744330 >>25744336 >>25744339 >>25745049
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Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:30:15 GMT No. 25744331 >>25746753
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>>25744324 we need more threads about Deng
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:30:49 GMT No. 25744336 >>25744338
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>>25744330 germoid looks like goblin nonce
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:31:10 GMT No. 25744338
>>25744336 Germany invented pedophilia
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:31:14 GMT No. 25744339 >>25744411 >>25745312
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>>25744330 lmao so butthurt
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:38:37 GMT No. 25744377
What was the payload capacity to leonardo?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:39:25 GMT No. 25744384
Germany cant fly without help of france?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:39:35 GMT No. 25744386
Born to fly baby
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:39:57 GMT No. 25744387 >>25745550
German rocket designers forgot that modern rockets aren't supposed to hit the ground and explode like in the old days.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:45:17 GMT No. 25744411 >>25744448 >>25745840
>>25744339 >Russia population 143.8 million >Brazil population 211.1 million Russia/Brazil GDP is essentially the same even though one has 68% of the population of the other and has been a pariah state at war for 3 years.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:47:53 GMT No. 25744422
just buy RD-series engines like spaceX
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:48:26 GMT No. 25744429
German enginiggering May a new batch of Syrian aeronautical engineers arrive and show germs how to make rockets
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:51:17 GMT No. 25744441
they were also already coping that it was supposed to explode, lel
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:52:00 GMT No. 25744448
>>25744411 >talking about brazil when no one is talking about it Turn off your VPN, Cleyton
Meh fun ruined Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:53:02 GMT No. 25744455
But they are not german owned Its a privately owned
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 11:53:17 GMT No. 25744457
Also they wanted to carry 1000 kilos to earth
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Born to dilly dally Forced to Gimbal Lock
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 12:00:12 GMT No. 25744494
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we will come back stronger
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 12:30:51 GMT No. 25744703 >>25745108
The success is that the launchpad was not destroyed.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 12:37:03 GMT No. 25744735 >>25744777 >>25746569
white people are incompetent cucks.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 12:41:58 GMT No. 25744777
>>25744735 t. second class swarthy wannabe white all lesser races are jealous of whitey
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:11:40 GMT No. 25745029
US/russia/china sabotage
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:13:06 GMT No. 25745039
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USA will NEVER let Europe have its own space program t.knower
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:14:26 GMT No. 25745049
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>>25744330 Shameful dispray
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:17:30 GMT No. 25745072
this is what europe is all about!
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:22:21 GMT No. 25745108
>>25744703 they even failed to detonate the rocket
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:57:49 GMT No. 25745312 >>25745337
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>>25744339 can you buy a whole cart of organic groceries for 80$ for your "US$" though?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:59:54 GMT No. 25745324
We need more funding against schizos who don't believe in moon landing because they are right and we (the Germans) cannot cope. Our Ally USA must protect us at all costs from this humiliation.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:01:36 GMT No. 25745337 >>25745340
>>25745312 wait, what? Russia has food? unbelievable achievement
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:02:09 GMT No. 25745340 >>25745342 >>25746276
>>25745337 Eating in the US costs like 1k$ month
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:02:33 GMT No. 25745342
>>25745340 yet they are still fat...
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:03:12 GMT No. 25745346 >>25745417
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Didn't Germany have anti gravity technology? What happened to all of that shit? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9744711/Hitlers-mysterious-Flytrap-structure-launch-pad-flying-saucer.html
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:03:32 GMT No. 25745351
>>25744309 >German rocket didn't reach space and fell down to the ground after 100m. I think you need to increase the range a bit more for it to reach London. We're counting on you krautslings :3
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:05:04 GMT No. 25745364 >>25747305
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reminder that US-Juden stole all our patents after WW2. We werent even allowed to use them lel.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:13:10 GMT No. 25745410 >>25745503
I know it's cope but they got pretty far for a first flight. Didn't explode on launch for one thing. Went up straight for a few 100m.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:14:14 GMT No. 25745417
>>25745346 Wise up on Hohlerde and Aldebaran.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:15:54 GMT No. 25745427 >>25745477 >>25745483 >>25746155 >>25746584
>spacex rockets explode >HAHAHA FUCKING RETARD MUSK LMAOOOOO FUCK AMERICA <german rocket explodes <this is good progress, slava europa
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:23:43 GMT No. 25745477
>>25745427 give back patents stealing Jude
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:24:24 GMT No. 25745483
>>25745427 I like all exploding rockets equally. I don't play favorites.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:27:09 GMT No. 25745503
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>>25745410 The question is will there even be a market for small-scale launches when you can just book rideshare on a Starship launching every other day. I'm with Shotwell on this, I don't see how.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:33:21 GMT No. 25745550
>>25744387
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 14:51:06 GMT No. 25745679 >>25746107
Firmament status?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 15:20:56 GMT No. 25745840
>>25744411 greentards are preventing us of exploring rare earths and extracting oil Not to mention we are as corrupt if not more as Ukraine. We are our worst enemy.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:02:06 GMT No. 25746107
>>25745679 untouched
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:06:33 GMT No. 25746155
>>25745427 SpaceX's first launches were exactly like this one. Launch something, (expected) shit happens, get data, improve.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:08:47 GMT No. 25746175 >>25746186
Is this the thing i've read about on the internet recently how AGAINST ALL ODDS a German startup is making its own spacex
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:10:21 GMT No. 25746186
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>>25746175 Don't know, there are two major attempts
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:21:03 GMT No. 25746276 >>25746538
>>25745340 it doesn't. look for yourself. https://www.walmart.com/
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We can watch that one together
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:40:58 GMT No. 25746415 >>25746427 >>25746461 >>25748022
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>>25746350 A dude just pointed out to me that fake spaceships ignore space vacuum and have their hatches opening away from higher pressure instead of using it to help keeping the door sealed shut (like every real ship has, including soyuzes).
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:42:08 GMT No. 25746427 >>25746467 >>25746622
>>25746415 Note the extreme lack of interior space and the potential need to operate it in a space suit
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:47:30 GMT No. 25746461 >>25746471
>>25746415 Even your space capsules are in Ritter Sport cages. Is theft so bad there?
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>>25746427 >extreme lack of interior space Funny you mention it. Your ships not only have luxury to waste space not used for cargo (on Crew-9 they didn't even bother putting food/water/science shit into empty seats), there is even enough room for extras to walk around.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:49:32 GMT No. 25746471
>>25746461 >your space capsules I am not an american and apollo capsule is not russian, you huge retard.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:52:29 GMT No. 25746490 >>25746506 >>25746765
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>>25746467 That's what happens when you make something bigger
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:54:43 GMT No. 25746506 >>25746509
>>25746490 So you agree on your previous reasoning being void, good.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:54:58 GMT No. 25746509
>>25746506 No, I don't
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:57:17 GMT No. 25746520
>>25744309 >German rocket didn't reach space and fell down to the ground after 100m. > They should make rockets resemble the shape of a car, Germany would soon lead the world in rocketry
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 16:59:28 GMT No. 25746538 >>25746564
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>>25746276 they ban Russian IP's still worst GMO rice in 2kg pack (there's cheaper in 10kg pack, but it would catch bugs all over it long before you finish it, so I do not count it) 130 rur/kg worst organic rice in Auchan (which is not the cheapest store by FAR) is 97 rur/kg basically 1/5th cheaper and this goes pretty much for everything, except bananas, that are cheaper thanks to famous american Banana Republic colonies imagine Poland, priebaltics and porcocaine having corporation that can kick anyone from any place in the country to grow apples and pig meat, making aboregines into homeless nomads in their own country, instead of how it turned after USSR, when they were quitting, taking with them shipyards with air-carrier building capabilities, all sorts of heavy and light industry, great education systems, great energy systems, including cheap central heating, developed civilian car and train transportation systems, hospitals, car and car engine factories, plane and helicopter turbine engine factories, space rocket factories, biolabs, that would easily produce them covid vaxx, but were taken over by pfizer producing them fucking nothing (best case) instead
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:00:46 GMT No. 25746549 >>25746557 >>25746577
I met a cosmonaut who met poutine he was barely 5 feet also, I'm 6 handshakes from Hitler
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:02:02 GMT No. 25746557
>>25746549 i'm hitler
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:03:21 GMT No. 25746564 >>25746566 >>25746632
>>25746538 Smartfrog put rice in glass jars
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:03:55 GMT No. 25746566
>>25746564 and flour anything bugs like
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:04:13 GMT No. 25746569 >>25746659
>>25744735 status of the turkish space program?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:05:36 GMT No. 25746577
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>>25746549 Same as for subs and tanks - they prefer manlets because it's already cramped. Gagarin had a chad face but was a manlet too. Unless you film it in studio.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:06:45 GMT No. 25746584
>>25745427 thats just how europeans are. vindictive. petty. hypocritical.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:13:08 GMT No. 25746622 >>25746639
>>25746427 everyone wears space suit for the emergency in all sections of the station that are about to have their hatch exposed to the space, especially when they're about to dock, that's not open space suit, that's safety suite and space is required for transportation of things to the station, that is if your goal is to send things to the station, not just make cool photos for retards who would blindly believe that Musk is doing anything but selling you old soviet Russian-made space tech papers
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:13:57 GMT No. 25746632 >>25746657
>>25746564 10 kilos of rice in jars?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:14:31 GMT No. 25746639 >>25746676 >>25746735
>>25746622 >and space is required for transportation of things to the station So you agree interior opening doors would be a bad engineering choice?
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>>25746632 Sure, like 3 of these would do it
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>>25746569 they were on the moon in 2023
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:17:41 GMT No. 25746668 >>25746679
>>25746657 more like at least 8 of those
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:18:21 GMT No. 25746676 >>25746713
>>25746639 Risk your door blowing open at any fault vs lose a bit of space just enough for the hatch but be safe and sound. Gee, rocket science is hard. At least NASA made the right choice.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:19:03 GMT No. 25746679 >>25746698
>>25746668 Google says a kilo of rice is around 1.5 liters, that jar is 3.7 so just over 4
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:21:58 GMT No. 25746698 >>25746703
>>25746679 adjust it to walmart scamming you putting fake volumes and weights on the logo, and you'll get 6
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:22:36 GMT No. 25746703 >>25746737
>>25746698 So walmart is giving me free rice? Fucking based
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:25:26 GMT No. 25746713 >>25746751 >>25746769
>>25746676 Clearly they did considering it's cheaper and carries more in more comfort Maybe pockocmoc should copy it
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:28:11 GMT No. 25746735
>>25746639 > interior opening doors would be a bad engineering choice what would be the purpose of those doors? FYI: ameriwhite IIS segments, that they sell space to put their flags on for all the faggots who want to feel like they have a space tech, is larger, but it's empty and when people inside start to ride a bicycle, the whole segment starts to vibrate violently, so they had to detach their excercise equipment and let it float free (tied with a loose rope) so it's just a space mcmansion made for show extremely unsafe and barely useable for any engineering or space work, but you can show it to the losers who do not even have that, and sell them your wall space, waiting for Russians to develop something you can steal/extort and claim for yourself as your invention, or at least be close and demand Russians to say that it's not a national achievement, but a something-something hoomanitee
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:28:34 GMT No. 25746737
>>25746703 yes, that's how capitalism works
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:29:49 GMT No. 25746751 >>25746765 >>25746782
>>25746713 it's spacious and it carries nothing material, which you was just pointing out yourself
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:29:55 GMT No. 25746753
>>25744331 This, also what does deng means? >Deng: (等, děng) Means "and so on" or "etc.", "wait", and a surname. Is this right?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 17:31:16 GMT No. 25746765 >>25747785
>>25746751 >They didn't have stuff in empty seats ergo it carried nothing material As >>25746490 shows it has 14 cubic meters of unpressurized storage Why would you put stuff in the crew compartment if weight is the limiting factor
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>>25746713 >Maybe pockocmoc should copy it Nah, we good.
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>>25746769 Continue doing fuckall then lamo
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>>25746751 >it carries nothing Why carry anything when you can drink, eat and breath russian waste?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 18:35:54 GMT No. 25747305
>>25745364 get fucked for being loosers. you couldve deported all slavs to greenland instead you chose to genocide them. If they died in greenland it would be on them just like all the people who died from stalins siberian camps
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 18:39:16 GMT No. 25747328 >>25749246
Science is hard.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:31:55 GMT No. 25747769 >>25747782
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>>25746782 they could drink their own poop, if they would have a more developed toilet technology than a moon poop bg, which drives some of their kosmonavts insane
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:33:38 GMT No. 25747782
>>25747769 Why, it's good as it is - poop in a bag, eat it later. You can see that their space programs was indeed done by nazi germans.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:33:52 GMT No. 25747785 >>25747840
>>25746765 > why wouldn't you put your groceries in a 14 liter paper bag attached to the car wheels?
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:40:50 GMT No. 25747840 >>25749221 >>25749229
>>25747785 I'm sure you'll be proven right and the crew dragon will fall out of use and soyuz will return to a dominant market position, you clearly aren't being emotional at all.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 20:11:47 GMT No. 25748022 >>25748468
>>25746415 >higher pressure The pressure inside a space ship is very low. Like, almost vacuum.
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 21:01:37 GMT No. 25748468
>>25748022 And the maximum difference in pressure is 1 atm regardless, unlike submarines where it could be well over 20
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>>25747840 > i'm sure we will be able beat a vehicle first launched in 1967 > SOON
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 22:23:02 GMT No. 25749229
>>25747840 btw, care to explain why are your vehicles based on the backwards retarded Russian space vehicle, originally developed as a moon lander, instead of your own moon lander
Bernd Sun, 30 Mar 2025 22:26:54 GMT No. 25749246
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