i cant remember i read the game of thrones series so maybe that

recherche du temps perdu by proust i don't even remember 90% of it though.

>>25741369 fat bastard not gonna finish the saga >>25741370 prost in romanian means stupid

>>25741388 >prost in romanian means stupid funny. it means "cheers" in german too, i think. but marcel proust is called proust, not prost. big difference.

the bible lol

>>25741407 in russian prostoi means simple

>>25741411 in swedish and english

Im still chewing my way through the Holy Bible. I've read the entire New Testament but of the Old Testament I am up to the second book of Kings

>>25741420 I started in 2017

>>25741420 What is your onions on it so far? Does it have a good plot?

>>25741420 bruh just read ti

>>25741420 you started 8 years ago? that's rough, your attention span must be fucked. i hope you manage to finish it nevertheless.

>>25741428 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzDZeNhmqeg

Adolf Hitler, my fight

War and piss

>>25741369 series - maybe song of ice and fire as well or the six dune books, single book - probably the witching hour over 1k pages

Phone book

>>25741428 I just read the part where God sends a female bear to rip a load of children to shreds because they called Elisha a "baldhead" 10/10 plot

>>25741435 are you brown?

>>25741442 now that i think about it, the vampire chronicles are waaay longer than soiaf..

I have never read a book

>>25741431 >>25741432 At this rate I dont know if I ever will even finish it I have read other books in the meanwhile. 1984/Animal Farm by george orwell both cuz they are relatively short stories. I read Utopia by Thomas Moore. Ive read several history books cover to cover. Thats about it.

>>25741461 itll take few weesk at most

>>25741455 based retard

>>25741473 literacy garch

>>25741444 Serves them right for mocking a bald king's disabled hair follicles

I have read millions of threads on imageboards

>>25741461 recently finished a book about the visigoth sieges and sack of rome. breddy gud stuff

>>25741445 Yes.

>>25741502 I'm reading Herodotus's histories atm It's quite cosy

>>25741510 greek propaganda

whats a book?

Lord of der Rings. Also started The Egyptian as a kid but didn't finish.

>>25741502 >>25741510 Ive read the biography of Harry Patch who was the last surviving WW1 veteran from the british army (my grandparents gave me it for christmas) Ive read "The English In the West Indies" by James Anthony Freud (where he argues in favour of slavery of negros) Ive read an Osprey publishing book on Anglo Saxon vs Viking warriors and battles Ive read two books on local history - one for the town my dad comes from and another for the town my mum comes from (both deal with Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, the middle ages, the renaissance, the industrial era, and the world wars) I have bought and started reading loads of books by authors like >Thomas Carlyle >Samuel Johnson >Thomas Hobbes and I have a copy of Edward Gibbons 'History and Fall of the Roman Empire' as well as Thucydides 'Peloponnesian War' but I cannot finish reading books lol the french bernd is correct. my attention span is completely destroyed mainly through excessive internet usage

>>25741527 Present your alternative accounts for inspection

>>25741492 I want to read the Epic of Gilgamesh and the Rigavida one day the older the myths and legends the better

>>25741574 Epic of Gilgamesh is quite short, you could knock it over in an afternoon Pretty funny that they already knew about the nature of women

Dog knows why but I only read series and long books. As a kid I read all harry potter and lotr, as an adult I kept reading fantasy and series, so, maybe 1500 pages a single book and if you count the series that are sequences maybe over 3k pages

>>25741582 I want to read Beowulf and the Icelandic Sagas theres so much to read bro ;_; Im too brainrotted to read them all in time

oh yeah I should add that I read the entire Game of Thrones series as well as the entire Harry Potter series, but I'm talking about proper books not slop

this book, 1008 pages

>>25741590 Just stop using kc and read books instead

>>25741420 What translation?

It seemed massive when I was young. Ive read the entire Horus Heresy series as well because Im autistic af.

just basic books, 200-500 pages long but what felt the longest was pic related, fucking hell that was an exhausting read even though i'm numb to tragedy porn from 21 years of imageboards and war shit

probably some game of thrones sequel

Green eggs and ham

Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

I don't remember

Either "Engineering Mathematics" or "The Strike" from Ayn Rand.

>>25742047 >The Strike I mean "Atlas Shrugged", of course.

atlas shruggd I hate that kike bitch so much I don't know where a good cutoff is for 'book' though because there are series where the line from one book to the next is just >eh, I'm cutting it here snip

The Bible. If that doesn't count, then Journey to the West.

Outside school I never read a book

die in a fire

American Psycho. It felt like an eternity.

I read an unabridged version of The Count of Monte Christopher when I was about 7 or 8. I don't remember how many pages it was but I it was very long. Stephen King's It was very long too. I just finished The Book of the New Sun and apparently that's over 1200 pages if you count all four volumes as one book. Probably one of those three off the top of my head.

I read a 400 page gay novel written by an Asian-American woman. It made me cry.

>>25750497 I though the book did drag on a bit but I enjoyed it.

Must gave been some of the later Witcher books. They were too long for no good reason.

>>25750497 I should finish this one. It's not very long. Patrick is a big dork in the novel and kind of charming. It's weird that all the characters are basically kids.

If we count series.. Dune 1-6 Alien 1-3 was also a lot of pages and Bernd had to read it as a whole at the library because he was too young to rent it out If we loosen the series character a bit more it will be the first 30 or so Shadowrun books. As a single book.. HPMoR (ongoing) at 1800 pages. (Thanks, epub)

>>25750606 Most of the Shadowrun books aren't connected by more than the setting.

lotr probably

>>25750560 Thought some more about it, and It wasn't even the longest Stephen King book I read. The Stand is longer but I read that so long ago I had forgotten about it.

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>>25750560 Thought some more and It wasn't even the longest Stephen King book I read. The Stand is longer but I read that so long ago I had forgotten about it.

Dune, all six books that Frank Herbert wrote.

Probably The Odyssey or Cel mai iubit dintre pământeni.

War & Peace by Tolstoy, it was good.

>>25750757 >reading pidorussian propaganda

The Bible

War and Peace, it had 4 volumes. But I was in prison so I had time. Also all the French language parts were left in original and then translated to Polish at the bottom of each page. So when they spoke French a lot it was endless pages and pages of French gibberish!!!

dis probably

>>25741361 JRR Tolkien 'Lord of the Rings'-trilogy. "It" Stephen King The two longest that comes to mind directly.