NUKE TIME

Understandable. There's no other way of getting rid of the tinpot madman.

omg they killed putin you bastards!

maybe orthoDOG russians finally woke up and want to kill that ex kgb-jewish oligarch putin before he kills more orthoDOG russians "slaves"

All CIA needs to do is make Putin believe it was Chechens But Trump fired all the talented people there

If someone is putting bombs in his car, i don't think that counts as paranoia anymore. That is a insightful worry and accurate assessment of potential threats.

looks more like warning

>>25740563 'BOUT TIME

The assassin was found, a polish agent. Russia has a right to defend itself.

>>25740639 >polish agent that would explain why it didnt succeed lol

Everyone in Russia loves the war and they've made every Russian so much richer despite sanctions.

so where's the video ?

reminder that america wanted to save putin during wagner mutiny

Any real news sites covering this?

>>25740658 https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=vladimir+putin+limo+blast

>>25740678 It literally shows headlines from the Sun and The Daily Express LMAO

>>25740691 i will try to find something on RT for you. wait a sec

par·a·noi·a /ˌperəˈnoiə/ noun noun: paranoia 1. unjustified suspicion and mistrust of other people or their actions. "I got into a state of paranoia about various night noises which in daylight seems utterly silly" 2. the unwarranted or delusional belief that one is being persecuted, harassed, or betrayed by others, occurring as part of a mental condition. Can journalists into words?

strange how much happens outside of fsb

Daily Mail isn't covering it, so it must he fake news.

>paranoid tyrant >despot Aah, the actual state of the western media...>>25740691 >The Sun and The Daily Express >"real news"

no proofs

>>25740734 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/34134385/putin-limo-exploded-fire-paranoid/

>>25740757 he is SO paranoid !!!

Why are all the glasses ok if it exploded?

RIP double

>>25740766 in soviet russia, glass smashes you

>>25740719 its unwarranted. unjustified.

why they failed?

>>25740741 >>paranoid tyrant >>despot >Aah, the actual state of the western media. What's incorrect? He has been ruling the country according to his own will for 25 years now and even bent the constitution according to his will.

>>25740784 > his will he only executes orders

quick, imitate your hero!

Trump did it.

>>25740832 trump wouldn't fail.

>>25740631 Nah bro they just need to take their meds.

empty car exploded. it is just another staged shit by pozzners

>An ex-bodyguard revealed the despot uses his personal protection to operate his washing machine due to assassination fears Why are they acting like it's normal for the president of any large country to do his own laundry? People like Trump, Bidon or Macron probably never touched a household appliance in their lives.

>The Sun It's most likely bullshit.

>>25740699 LMAO its a literal engine failure bc runiggers can't build shit proper if it was a bomb it would be placed under passenger seat

>>25740699 It just caught fire.lol

Next time for sure.

my theory from the beginning of this war was if people would start to assassinate diplomats this war will end immediately. when i was right next days we will see putin making peace attempts. maybe his apmy will leave ukraine. we will see.

>>25740639 Poland 2026

Is putler important for the timeline? Why the timetravelers saved putin?

>>25741518 jewish time machine based on jewish relativity theory. so they are probably jews. they saved stalin as well

>>25740631 Who would be doing something like this? Someone who thinks he has chances to become his successor?

>>25741518 (((butterfly effect))) i.e. they probably believe ww3 would happen. And eventually Israel demise. They didn't saved Stalin though, because he would start WW3. But they kept him alive before he created Israel. It is all nonsense, timelines are not that easily changed, Israel would've been created even if Hitler won. Also time machine is just a quantum message box from different timelines, political elites use it to act accordingly to their expectations. Russkies, chinkers, murrilards and uropoors have one. This is why nothing ever happens.

>>25740699 looks like there was just a fire in the engine bay. lame

i did it

>>25740649 why are Americans such pussies?

I remember when 10 years ago RT used to say Putin doesnt have limousines and drives 10 year old lada

so is this real or not? only "reliable" source i saw at a quick glance was MSN which i'm not so sure of >>25740699 in this video when the car is in flames it's dark outside but when the guards are being "patted down" it's day time, wat also the car doesn't look like it exploded, i think?

>>25740631 yeah bro, wtf, who would want to kill putin

To kill Putin you need to kill all his clones, and there are tons of them.

>>25740649 > non-mainstream media defends communists 2025 is a gay year.

>>25743304 we don't take enough Vital Male MaX!™ or whatever he sells

> some Indendepent Media™️ bullshit they eat again Okay, okay, can we get a fucking address, like GPS coordinates, where it happened?

>>25740591 No, because pidor orthodog church is run by KGB/FSBydlo

>>25743560 Proofs are needed

The beggar tried this. I hope that Russias revenge will be brutal.

>>25743572 > I eat shit without questioning Very Ukrainian of you.

Never mind, found it: https://ya.ru/video/preview/1868646344795744373 Just a regular Aurus from a promo pack they gave to MP's little helpers got fire (slowly too). > Putin's limo And every Cadillac sedan is "Trump's limo" too I guess.

>>25741386 > People like Trump, Bidon or Macron probably never touched a household appliance in their lives Unless they are doing it for their Jewish friends.

fake news

>>25743651 Hehehe.

>>25743653 Not really, just shitty agitprop spin, like the anglos are wont to do today. -> >>25743648

How the fuck did someone get to Putin's car fleet and was able to plant a bomb undetected?

No word about it on rt.com

>>25743680 lmao

>literally zero coverage about it in Russian media Cool story, op.

The cracks in Russia's system are showing. Good, very good. Good. That whole Ukraine bullshit is bad for very many people and good for very few.

Do you think Drumpf said prayers for him?

>>25744298 He's busy washing Netanyahu's dirty clothes.

>>25744286 >The cracks in Russia's system are showing.

>>25744317 Nice whataboutism, also unrelated to trouble at the top of the state

>>25743560 >where it happened? In the mind of belters, as usual.

Imagine calling him paranoid in a headline about an assassination attempt

>>25744359 >>cracks are showing >no, not like this

>>25744317 When are they going to hang TCK chekists from those posts instead?