Too many samurai attaks.

i have a harbor freight machete that i will menace my neighbors with when im drunk. no point to this post, just bragging

Wtf is "ninja swords"?

>ban knives Kek

I agree with this, katanas are dangerous weapons.

Stabbing people is verboten too, but they don't give a fuck and still stab people. So how is the knife/sword ban supposed to work? Isn't Starmer a bit retarded?

assault spoons when ?

why knives are so popular in uk? I carry a pusher dagger, pepper spray for bears, and normal folded knife (as a tool) and never used it agaist a person I mean maybeee I just once tried spraying into the air and the wind blow it on me, but that's it. I also carry a elecrtric baton, machete and few bigger knives in a car if I had to travel in case of war

I remember katanas being illegal for importing to UK in 2000s already. Ban them triple just to be sure.

shinobisisters... we got too cocky...

>>25740564 I had also some sulphur and saltpetre for homemade tiny explosives but I throw it in trash bin like 2years ago because I haven't used that at all for 10years or even more, bought that when I was like 15, so I think more, and my gf thought I'm joking , she thought that sulphur is some protein powder

hiding this cringe thread

Hilarious given that the Saxon tribe was named for the type of long knives they were known for using.

First the came for the zombie knives it will end with anglos eating with their hands

also >american thread about the UK again

Just bring your egyptian sword then.

the bongs are a domesticated breed

>>25740469 Does it mean ninjas will all come to France ?

yet they continue to ignore niggers with machetes.

Oh, how we solve the grooming gangs problem? why dont we just ban rap...

We could simply stop violent crime but declaring it illegal.

I fervently support this. reason: I don't have any desire to own a ninja sword so it basically means nothing. there is a huge majority of leftist lunatics in parliament. this legislation takes time away from the legislation timetable afforded this government in which they could do something that's actually harmful.

>>25740469 If swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have swords.

>>25741319 What weapons are bongs allowed to keep for home defence?

>>25741332 what weapons are slavs allowed for the express purpose of home defense?

>>25741319 >this legislation takes time away from the legislation timetable afforded this government in which they could do something that's actually harmful. So you're not even expecting them to do something helpful at all ?

This bad bois are still legal tho

When the muds reach a critical mass in the UK, they will rise up against the British people, who will be defenceless in their homes, because they voluntarily chose to be defenceless. No one is coming to save you.

>>25740969 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMRHqr70Soc

>>25741508 >they will rise up against the British people Why would they? Browns infiltrating british government for long time already.

>>25741508 Looking forward zo this. Anglos are one of the worst pests on earth. They are on a level with niggers.

bin that spoon

>>25741508 >When the muds reach a critical mass in the UK from what i've read somewhere online the brits are having their goberment gibs stopped/dramatically reduced because of raducany who murdered those three girls the idea is that only the psycho's will get/apply for money but that they will also be put behind bars i'e psychiatric ones this will start to be applied to other countries who pay for mentally ill people, depression and anxiety problems and the like so the government doesn't have to pay for so many people so bernds if you have psychotic episodes be careful what you say to your healthcare providers as you might be seen as a danger to others also heard that the cuts to the welfare will pay for more migrants

Katanagatari

>SAMURAI SWORDS TO BE BANNED IN UK You can not sharpen a piece of steel. Fitting, UK can not produce steel anymore. LOL

>>25740536 >Isn't Starmer a bit retarded? We can not comments on state secrets, neither confirm nor denial.

>>25741332 none they get 12 years in prison for resisting while the machete negro killing them gets 3

>>25740566 good. buy proper katana not chinkshit https://www.easyliveauction.com/catalogue/lot/ee8b052265e8b36003b4802d7404a01c/0af8d24542e81eb9357e7ef448a6646f/three-day-general-auction-jewellery-watches-designer-lot-249/

What about a proper Scottish claymore? Can they not have that either?

>>25741471 imagine the sort of things they want to put in. mandatory EU ID, bugs in food, trannies, nonces, changing GMT to german time. how about the fucking equalities act? yeah, ninja swords, get rid of them, maybe if I were an MP I'd try to delay it a little, then concede because it's such a great idea. if the choice is islamic communism or banning ninja swords, fuck the ja[s every time.

>>25741471 >sir normie >do anything helpful lmao

>>25740491 You will get shot

>>25741739 in countries like britain or russia, favored minorities are typically allowed to carry weapons as part of their "national costume" i think i read on wikipedia that scottish people are allowed to wear a dirk as a privilege

>>25741749 yourr state is a dystopia, and you're retarded. Simple as.

>>25741763 Does that apply to Sikh knives as well? I heard they sell a dulled version of it so as not to offend the British bladephobics.

>>25741769 you will never be a woman.

>>25741786 That's not what your government says.

How will rightoids chuds react once brits finally ban the last dangerous knife, and murder rate drops?

What if you turn a stick into a pointy stick will the pointy stick be confiscated?

>>25741793 Statistics say kitchen knives are the number one bladed weapon in attacks on the UK by a large margin. So it will not change anything.

>>25741788 is it?

>>25741800 So just better regulate kitchen knifes?

>>25741770 idk about sikhs, i kind of lost interest in specifics after i recognized the pattern

>>25741786 >you will never be a woman. Correct, and you will never be a man.

>>25741807 BAN THEM Its the only option. Brits don't need knives anyway, considering they can't chew anything tougher than meat pie with those chompers of theirs.

>>25741569 >what thousands of years of inbreeding will do to you

>>25741793 What's bad about murder? A lot of people deserve it. If the murder-rate drops below that level, THAT is a bad thing.

It's shit like this that makes the UK a international joke. It's quite literally dumber then Ausfailia constantly banning games and movies.

>>25741819 You could easily fix this by just handing out knifes to actual mothers that do cooking. Why else would you need a kitchen knife for? Its not like its hard to fix, you guys just don't want to fix it.

>>25741827 Because any bloke can become a woman these days, it would not be helpful. So you must just ban anything sharp. Its the only way forward.

>>25741829 I mean just make it so you need proper license for sharp tools. Most people don't need sharp tools.

>>25741827 women don't owe you kitchen labor

>>25741832 >Oi, got a loicense for that fork?

>>25741829 And what about blunt force? You can easily kill a man via blunt force trauma with a stone or a stick. These deadly weapons must be banned too!

>>25741865 Everyone must become quadriplegic for the safety of the population.

>>25741868 Sounds good, but I'm still afraid of hacking. Imagine someone hacks someone elses wheelchair, and uses this wheelchair as a tool for murder. We also need more surveillance. There is absolutely nothing the government can do afainst such threats that come from the private homes of citizens.

>>25741880 Why would people be allowed to use wheelchairs and run over each other? No one should be allowed to leave their bed.

>>25741865 True, true. Then you run into the problem of fists, feet, elbows, and knees. Hell, Bob Sapp knocked out a man with his bicep once in a fight. There must be a way to make these weapons less effective at least, or maybe just ban them outright.

>>25741885 This sounds reasonable. But the government should have the keys to people's homes, just to be sure, that these aren't keys that can be used as a weapon.

>>25741886 We're already far ahead of you, keep on reading :3

>>25741893 Private property might be used to psychologically oppress others. We must ensure that everyone lives under the same roof.

>>25741896 But wouldn't this lead to pandemics?

>>25741901 Shit you're right. We must put everyone in a vat.

>>25741319 How will you defend against the danes?

Samurai revolution soon

meanwhile UK lost its ability to even make steel > British Steel has announced plans to close its two blast furnaces in Scunthorpe, making Britain the only G7 country unable to manufacture its own steel. The closure will signal the end of virgin steel production in Britain, following the end of primary steel making in Port Talbot last year. Britain has been producing the alloy since the 1850s. > Jingye, the Chinese steel group that owns the plant, blamed Donald Trump as it announced plans to shut key operations, putting up to 2,700 jobs at risk. Jingye said it has invested more than £1.2bn to maintain operations since 2020 but said losses have ballooned to around £700,000 a day. > The Scunthorpe plant’s blast furnaces have been earmarked for closure since 2023 after Rishi Sunak’s administration pushed for greener production in its quest to reach net zero. Jingye rejected an offer of £500m from the Government to help it switch to green energy. The Chinese steel group is understood to have told ministers it wanted £1bn to switch to electric arc furnaces, the net zero-friendly technology for recycling steel. note "British Steel" is owned by China

>>25741908 Yes, but also with yearly mandatory vaccinations. Maybe we should even mandate everyone having an device implanted, that will release such chemicals into their bloodstream, when their time is due, just to make sure, because needles that are used for injections sound like dangerous weapons too, and we'd rather not have people routinely come near them. This might give them ideas, and then they commit murder.

>>25741319 Wouldn't it better if these leftist legislators would be killed, rather than you cucking every time when they do something that doesn't affect you directly?

>>25741915 Sounds good, but you have to find someway to ensure that they don't think of anything hateful. What do you think of euthanising the whole population?

>>25741915 How about mandatory bone removal at a certain age? When each British man reaches age 12 for instance, just remove all of his non-essential bones like in the arms and legs. Then he will be like mushy peas and live in peace and harmony

>>25741928 We could genetically modify the embryos from the start.

>>25741786 is this that game commenter on youtube brit that was popular like 10 years ago? then went full retard leftist?

>>25741909 trump will save me.

>>25741913 china is owned by british banks though

>>25740555 Will put a scope in mine and turn myself into a diner villain.

>>25741913 >pushed for greener production in its quest to reach net zero. This is what is killing all industry in Europe. The insane environmental guidelines and laws they put on themselves.

Imagine living in this state of psychosis >>25741749 Sad

>>25741927 >that they don't think of anything hateful. That seems as laudable as it is important. >What do you think of euthanising the whole population? I don't know, wouldn't it be better to castrate them chemically and mandate them to take drugs that pacify them? It would be bad for the GDP if we'd experience a population-drop like that. On the other hand, we can always solve this with more immigration.

>>25742005 >we can always solve this with more immigration Now, that's something we could always agree on! You can never have enough immigration.

>>25742018 Yes indeed, we should invite some Pakis right now, this will make the UK into a better and more vibrant place.

Are samurai swords being used in these terrorist stabbings?

>>25742031 Are you a racist sir, because you speak about stabbenings?

>>25741332 literally none, it's not even legal unless you are a collector or hunter, but even if you are one of these if someone broke into your home and you used it you would most likely be charged, unless the invader also had a gun and you were very lucky with the judge. But having a gun specifically for self defense is not allowed

at this point it would be better for the UK to become an island territory of the US like puerto rico unironically

Fugg. But i'm not sure what a defined samurai sword even is.

>>25742190 You have no power in Britain anymore, ninja!