no t. pole

oh fuck no i would love the opportunity to sabotage my country in any way i can

no t. German

>>25739937 am not a king nor emperor therefore I have no country

Nah, I hope russians take over my country.

>>25739950 based >>25739974 yeah i wish Russia was actually ours

meh, i dont really feel like it

>>25740012 wdym bro u gotta protect the troons and arabs and dog fucking white women and most importantly the niggers

yes. I have 50 hours in liftoff (drone sim) and am a skilled FPV pilot.

>>25740017 yeah... nah... kinda comfy where i am you know...

I would have to join the side of the invaders if I wanted to defend my cunt.

Yes I'm in shooting club and they were founded just for this reason of fighting against the french and russians

>>25740031 based. you gonna shoot the drones and artillery shells?

russians can come and fuck our women

>>25740036 Nah im good actually

>>25740032 I'm gonna shoot russian POWs

a more interesting question is if I *had* to fight to defend my country what would I do, because realistically I wouldn't ever join the armed forces even if there was conscription But if I did, given the state of modern warfare: >Long range artillery would be fun, although a bit loud - RIP ear drums >Sniper would be the most meme but I would love to do it and be good at it. I love shooting rifles and have experience from my shooting club at this. I'd like to be a radio operator as well near the front lines, or some sort of electronic comms specialist that keeps the lines of communication active between the front line and support lines Those would be the jobs I would like to do especially on the front line.

i would join on poccner gang

>>25740055 however, those are all quite dangerous to be safe I would rather be back at the base doing something like maintaining aircraft if I was in the R.A.F or else performing some sort of cooking or cleaning role

>>25740047 pow... pow.. pow go shoot them

I see myself more as a behind the frontline kinda guy, putting Greens voters in reeducation camps and such.

>>25740061 Finally, I would like to be in the navy and serve on a submarine or on an aircraft carrier in any role. If the submarine or aircraft gets hit, at least you are in the same posistion as hundreds of other men.

>>25740065 submarine would be kino because I watched Das Boot and enjoyed it, although the prospect of a depth charge sending you to the bottom of the ocean is somewhat daunting Aircraft carrier would be the best because its the biggest with the greatest compliment of men, but they are also massive targets for enemy missiles. But at least you are on the surface of the sea and you can swim for a while if you have to abandon ship and await rescue along with hundreds of other men.

>>25740055 the roles I would LEAST want to do are >storming enemy posistions or close quarters urban warfare literally nightmare fuel. fun in video games but hell in real life >flying an aircraft fuck that. again, fun in video games but i would be shitting myself in real life >driving or crewing a tank ive seen enough drone footage from ukraine to tell me that those guys are basically on suicide missions

>>25740065 >hundreds of other men >>25740083 >with hundreds of other men you both could just go to a fag club

>>25740123 the irony of a russian calling the royal navy gay we all saw the videos of russian army soldiers shagging each other up the bum, Ivan

>>25740123 also there are women in the navy, so they would be getting shagged first actually the fact there are women in the armed forces is part of the reason why I would never join the armed forces i am not risking my life fighting alongside a roastie, and i am not going to risk having a sexual harrassment case made against me just because i got horny and squeezed Private Stacy's arse

if they tried to conscript me i would just sexually molest all the women and call all the black soldiers "nigger" to their face they would put me in military prison and i wouldnt ever see the front lines lol

>>25740134 >we all saw Only the fags like you who watch uniform gayporn

>>25740163 what if i was gay what then? are you interested?

>defend I would rather prefer to participate in liberation of Polish cities like Królewiec or Smoleńsk.

not unless the ivans try to stop me from enacting war crimes upon the previous regime and its supporters.

I would start killing poccnrs before the invasion.

>>25740012 You must do it to atone for the sins of your racist white fascist ancestors. All anglos are evil and must be erradicated by the poccnrs

>>25740244 what sins? name a single sin of my anglo forefathers

>>25740244 racism is a good thing by the way. it keeps white children safe from niggers who wish them harm.

Dunno what Russian niggers could do against France. We could nuke Russia to oblivion. Just 1 single SLBM could make 300 Nagasaki on Russia.

>>25740282 and then they nuke you back

I'm American but I would fight to defend Germany from Russia because that asshole Trump refuses. I will probably end up fighting other Americans too.

>>25740326 RAUS

>>25740287 Paris, Lyon and Marseille getting nuked is a wonderful trade.

>>25740343 You are German.

>>25740351 Based Rusorealist

>>25740360 Yes.

>>25740360 He is an AfDler and not an actual German, but he likes to LARP like one and pretend he didn't sell out Germany to the Russians and the USA by voting AfD.

i would love to

>>25740452 I know He isn't called gummihals for no reason

what country ? let the gays and niggers do it

They already invaded long ago and call themself Russlanddeutsch, Deutschrusse or Spätaussiedler.

I love these hypotheticals. Like the majority of Bernds would even be able to do it. As we can see in Ukraine, many wouldn't even be forcefully mobilized. Truly Bernds have played the system and in the end will always come out on top.

>>25740525 You should be terrified. Germany is alone with almost no army. Russia could probably take this country in two weeks. I doubt us Bernds could do much to stop them.

>>25740547 Poland will defend Germany

i mean russia is a shithole and living as a part of it would no doubt be miserable but at the same time all white ciuntries are being turned into miserable brown shitholes anyway so whats the point?

Even if people say now that they wouldnt fight, in case of war any government can easily push a few propaganda buttons and the population will instantly turn into an ultranationalistic mob, ready to kill. It works within days. People are dumb animals.

>>25740155 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dirty_Dozen

No

We must be ready to fight till the last Pole before we allow Russia to invade us.

>>25741588 wow, hollywood propaganda

>>25739937 Our Goberment is the best thing Putler could hoped for, so no. I also dont think they would invade germoney, we dont have anything anymore.

HELL NAH >>25741588 Temu Dirlewanger Brigade, they have no rape, no war crimes, no meth addicts, they're fake and only twisted into the image of a true crime battalion via Hollywood propaganda

>>25741561 You don't need propaganda if your country is under invaded.

>>25741561 You don't need propaganda if your country is invaded.

>>25741646 >Temu Dirlewanger Brigade

The government of this dump is already working night and day to destroy it and aggressively invading it with poohides. If some other ruler took over the government, how would it be worse?

>Would you defend your country in case of a invasion My country ''is'' invaded at the very moment. There are some 15-20 million invader already in my country. Why would I care about Russians, so that Muhammed feels safe? The time frame I would have cared has passed in 2015.

>>25739937 Defend it against whom?

>>25739937 no, russia can't be worse than soviet europeon union

I do. There's no chance that rotten teeth peasants from the rest of poccnr will conquer Moscow anyway. The risk to die is minimal.

>>25740163 But he's right. The army is one of the most famous pidor places in Russia, along with prisons and orphanages.

>>25740255 Anglos are evil racist white savages. You must be culturally enriched to strengthen your nation. You need to import a gorillion poojeets to compensate for the damages your fascist nazi regime has done to humanity

Yes Jeder Schuss ein Russ!

If we get a Bolsonarista back, invade Venezuela and get in trouble with Russia, i might join it just for the thrill of the thing. Maybe beats jerking off. Maybe i can fuck some venezuelanas too and a russian woman wife some soldier brought But this doesnt seem possible, and besides Trump is friend with Putin so Bolsonaro probably likes Putin now

No

Yes. I'm a scrawny nerd and would be absolutely useless on the battlefield. However Russians are the mortal enemy of all humanity and I'd do my part to stop them.

yea I would probably be sent into the woods to wait for the Russians to come

die in a fire

>>25739937 cia datamining thread

>>25743364 Сам соси