the failure is collective

The katsap who lives in San Antonio, literally the first mexican city in Texas, and complains about spics.

its a tough contest between Ihor and Audrius but im going with Audrius

me

well i never kissed or had sex so probably me

Me, and it's not even close.

me

Don't know why kohlchanners are obsessed with igor as the epitome of failure, Audrius is the biggest subhuman He dropped 10 jobs to drink and bragged about it on kohlshit.org

Me

>>25739540 Ihor is not a failure, he is a rich codegarch who fucks super famous whores and porn-stars.

Me!

>>25739542 >never kissed or had sex That's normal on kc, baseline

>>25739575 not in 2025, i swear we are a minority now

Probably Audrius, then Igor. But a lot of Kohlers don't advertise their pathetic lives.

Kohlclamp. He died of necrosis because he couldn't stop himself from amateur surgical removing ever more bits of his benin.

>>25739584 >He died of necrosis proofs?

>>25739550 Igor the Gutman >never worked a day in his life >had hedonistic youth, did heroin and cared about nothing >had sex with man and women >somehow managed to get on life-long welfare with subsidized apartment

>>25739539 you're probably right but i have elderly relatives that i take care of, i cant leave right now - for what its worth i've lived all up and down the west coast, arizona, louisiana, new mexico and colorado when i leave again im thinking about wyoming or south dakota.. i dont even bother with a straight job because the second my uncle dies im bouncing the fuck out of this town..

>>25739591 He was a regular and then just stopped posting after people warned him that his latest surgery looked necrotic and infected.

>>25739623 So no proofs and a diagnosis by Dr.Berd MD

Audrius. At first i thought he actually fucked Alice but turns out hes just a schizoid drunktard that steals mouthwash and thinks its cool.

>>25739655 >actually fucked Alice lmfao. i think he never ever actually seen her irl

That Austrian Bernd who failed to impress his father in law with his awful looking home baked bread.

>>25739661 Yea well i just dont get why someone would obsess about such a person if they never met them

>>25739672 Sad.

>>25739672 Idk why but i remembered about the french guy who went on a date with girls who liked his friend but not him

>>25739694 lmao yea that was hilarious. they thought he was the other guy on his profile picture or somehting

>>25739571 he spent 10,000 euros on the most hideous looking woman i have ever seen, only for her to publically humiliate and dump him also he lost his job and is too disabled for national service and hes a schizo and he got his name and date of birth doxxed

>>25739698 yeah, he had profile pic with him and his fren and they thought he is the friend xDDD

>>25739700 >and he got his name and date of birth doxxed nigga he posted his name and his face for like a decade or so

>>25739700 > is too disabled for national service that's a benefit in his country

I used to be a deranged lolcow in my teenage years, if I lived in gay wect I would've definitely had a Kiwifarms thread with 300 pages For example no one on KC knows that I got laughed at for 4 hours on IRC for admitting to showering with action figures. Wait

>>25739706 >>25739710 its not a good look though audrius may be a fat alcoholic homeless loser but at least he doesnt even try to be anything else but i feel like a woman even gossiping and bitching and comparing them two so im gonna stop posting in this thread

>>25739717 >showering with action figures so? sounds based bro.

You guys we are all awesome. Every one of us. No failures. Only cool dudes going through life. Some do different than others. But we are all cool.

>>25739721 i think audrius is actually kind of having fun and enjoying it, otherwise he would go home and checked it rehab and lived with his parents

There were attentionwhores on /b/ the likes of which you can't even imagine. Wolfgang or even Krautmeister make Igor and Audrius look like choir boys.

>>25739717 on kc irc?

>>25739745 who is Wolfgang?

>>25739747 A bunch of furry IRC servers I was incredibly lonely so I would try to interact with furries based on the shared "interest" of wanting to fuck cartoon animals which shouldn't be a "fandom" in the first place I feel sorry for terminally online modern zoomers who share their entire life on discord and tiktok, thank fucking god I healed myself before the discord age

>>25739742 he is home again and sleeps in homeless shelters

>>25739749 He was "Mache alles Bernd". He had a humiliation kink and would do literally anything Bernds would tell him to. Wonder what happened to him.

>>25739759 Damn is /b/ worth visiting?

>>25739737 Baced

The Russian in Germany who refuses to go raus.