you lost Grönland idag

why aren't you in the designated drinking thread?

What's your onion on East-West schism of 1054?

Would you move to poleland

>>25733097 What are you drinking?

What do you think about this song?

>>25733105 Fuck dig din svenske luder :DD >>25733106 I never post in that threda. >>25733107 I think it's partly to blame for the first crusade. >>25733108 No? Poland is eastern europe, and eastern europe is shit. >>25733115 I drank a beer with a friend of mine, which turned into a lot of beers. Now i'm drunk at 22.00. SAD! >>25733121 I'm not sure.. WHat do you think about this song?

>>25733160 Poleland is very close to danesmark though

>>25733182 If Poland is so amazing, why do you live in Bavaria? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Would you suck my dick or let me ass fuck you when you are drunk?

>>25733213 No? Tell me about your sister

Or I can suck your dick that's fine also.

>>25733189 Because true Poland is inside of my heart. Geographic Poland is inhabited by p*les (minuscule intended), braindead liberals high on copium

>>25733219 >Tell me about your sister She has a bigger dick than I do and knows how to use it.

>>25733160 When it came out I found it cringe because I listened so many Breton traditional songs like Tri Martolod that this song is a rap version about and it sounded quite weird. Now I am fine with that even if the lyrics are still a bit cringe.

Trust me, I know.

>>25733221 So you like the land of the pole, but not the Pole itself? >>25733230 I like to dance to this song. r8

>>25733252 I like the poles land and the true pole. The one that reads and appreciates poleling literature and one that is sincere and enlightened. Not bydło who have fake ordnung but are the most toxic breed of people on the planet

Germans are much nicer people they're genuinely kind

>>25733252 Since we are in the 90's. What do Danes think about AQUA?

>>25733263 Most Poles are filthy lower tier polings. T. was in Gdansk in 2023.

>>25733273 Man i love AQUA :DDDDDDDDDDDD 90s music hits differntly

>>25733288 The decade of insouciance.

>>25733313 >The decade of insouciance. Why do you call it that? I always thought of the '90s as a time of transition and experimentation, not just indifference.

Am I going to be treated like god damn immigrant freeloader trash scum by Danes if I go to work in Copenhagen in IT? Am I going to feel it? (i'm white slav)

What do you think of my country? would you drink with me right now? it's day time

>>25733327 >Slav >White We are yellow

>>25733327 Nah, they’re not really bothered about you. I know a few IT expats, and they all say the same thing, hardly any Danish friends. So chances are, you’ll end up floating around in the good old expat bubble.

>>25733335 I am actually this girl irl fr no cap

>>25733332 Umm… not really sure, to be honest? I think I have some second cousins in Canada I’ve never actually met. So… I guess that’s a vaguely positive connection? Maybe? Sure why not.

>>25733326 Dunno if insouciance means the same in English. Basically nobody cared about anything. No war in the middle east, no economic/financial crisis, no big security threat, very low immigration problem, etc. We just had fun. >>25733345 Is it the same for all expats or Danes tend to accept more nationalities than others?

>>25733354 Are you a brown man?

are you going to greenland to fight trump?

what's your cup size?

>>25733357 I have uncles and cousins in Norway too.

>>25733365 The biggest stress was your Walkman eating your tape or your internet cutting out when someone picked up the phone. Simpler times, when apathy felt like a lifestyle choice. Umm. Not sure? I mean personally i accept most as long as they're white. Slavs are not white btw. Jokes aside, I’m pretty sure French people are generally seen in a positive light.

>>25733368 I might have to. I'm in the military reserves for another 4 months :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25733381 Move to Norway then?

do you still play with lego?

how many negresses have you sexed

>>25733390 I don't talk to them, they're on my fathers side and he died last year. Also I have a european wide warrant for my arrest. Why are you hostile? Or is this a me misperceiving your relaxed european attitude as hostility

>>25733392 I want a little boy just for the sake of building Lego castle again and fight with knights and pirates.

>>25733403 Is there a Troy lego set?

>>25733392 My dream job is Making LEGO pieces that hurt just a little more when stepped on. But only for the international crowd, export version if you like. we keep it friendly on home turf.

>>25733397 two :DD One was 19 >>25733401 Umm, i'm not hostile? Why do you have a warrent, are you a criminal? :DDDDDDD

>>25733422 >are you a criminal? I'm bad to the bone

>>25733413 not sure if based or cringe

>>25733403 >Black Knight's Castle.jpg I had this :-)

>>25733427 I'll have to stop talking to you now.'' >>25733428 I’ll spike the American Ozempic with pure corn syrup!!! You’ll never escape the gravitational pull of the snack aisle again! Mwahaha! :DDDDDDDD

>>25733441 >I'll have to stop talking to you now. Why? You need me to offset the privilege in your life. I'm from North America

>>25733448 I'm ignoring you

>>25733454 Good, now we can continue were we stopped last time

>>25733454 like vancouver hobo bernd says, I'm a normal guy

>>25733458 Not you again....

>>25733429 Same. I never had the Eldorado Fortress and the big Pirate ship though. Sad!

>>25733464 Hey! I told you to stop posting here. You're not welcome, mr criminal!

>>25733470 Everyone is a criminal in North America because our governments seek persecution, I could pee outside and they'll throw me in jail man!

>>25733470 Its not us, its you DaneBernd, you're the anomaly

>>25733482 There’s a European Arrest Warrant with your name on it. Not a postcard. Not a love letter. A warrant. That’s right, You're a dirty criminal. Do the world a favor and turn yourself in before Interpol gets creative.

>>25733488 Hey. Please leave, okay? You're a bad person too.

why are you gay

>>25733513 Who says im gay?

>>25733503 >>25733509 <to leave or not to leave? The danish King asked himself

>>25733503 >Do the world a favor and turn yourself in before Interpol gets creative. Oh fugg, I thought Europeans were entirely law abiding and not like the dirty law in my country. You know they frame people for murder where I'm from

>>25733516 what unknowns may come? Thus doubt makes statues of our moving feet. What say thee, heart? Stay... or fly? >>25733523 Are you a murderer?!!?!?

>>25733540 No but this is the last thing they see before the big sleep

>>25733559 I once had a dream of floating around a pathway like this, like I'm deadge or something It was a crazy dream man

>>25733567 floatergarch

>>25733567 That was me in your dream.

>>25733578 I aslso once had a dream of coming home from work, and everything being iced in, like in the Shining during winter But then I found a little motorcycle ( I don't have one) leaning against the house And I took it for a drive And I drove until suddenly the wooden area became a beach like area and suddenly there was sun everywhere like on a beach

Fun fact: When I traveled to Copenhagen with a friend, we went to the Hard Rock Café. We approached the bartender, who was a woman, to order something. She was preparing a milkshake with some strawberry juice. My friend likes to make inappropriate jokes and said to me in French, in front of her, 'Imagine if that was her menstrual blood.' She then said, 'Vous savez, je parle français' (You know, I speak French). My friend was mortified and didn’t know what to do. It turned out she was a French student working there.

I had a lucid dream last night where I raped a woman :)

>>25733597 I only had two sexo dreams in my life

>>25733590 >and everything being iced in, like in the Shining during winter I had that once because someone rolled a huge snowball (car size) and put it against the door. That's real banter

>>25733592 she sounds like she was into it probably could have got her number and had period sex

>>25733600 unlucky ive had dozens one or two including little girls :)

>>25733592 I once fugged a half Dane half French girl in Copenhagen too. I suppose there's quite a few of your kind around? :DDDDDD

>>25733606 i one dreamed about a naked 8 year old blonde girl on the beach :)

>>25733617 you're gross dude

>>25733603 french women are like that theyre pure filth

>>25733622 sorry, do you choose what you dream about?

>>25733622 everyone look!!!! this man can control what he dreams about!!!

>>25733603 Her reaction was quite okay and she was surprisingly not really mad. My friend just left after and hid.

>>25733622 my dream last night i did a home invasion in a barn, i snuck into the house and found the wife and i raped her

>>25733607 Fransk are everywhere.

>>25733631 sounds like he fumbled a really kinky bitch

>>25733636 THat's a french hotdog :DD You can tell by the amount of breda, french liek breda.

>>25733635 You always reply three times now, this is becoming autistic and I don't like autists since they get beatings where I'm from. Why are you autistic? it's a made up illness

>>25733288 absolute banger

>>25733649 youre boring. not talking to you anymore. stop replying to me.

>>25733656 Answer the questions autist

Go back to Africa

>>25733643 Fransk hotdog with mayo and onions was my main source of food during my trip.