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Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:14:07 GMT No. 25658836 [Kohl] [Report thread]
I shat myself
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Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:19:57 GMT No. 25658861
Just put it back in until you're ready to release it, problems weren't.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:22:36 GMT No. 25658871
smell it through the phone
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:36:42 GMT No. 25658949 >>25658958
I sharted yesterday not because I ate bad food but because I drank too much water, the shart was barely brown at all and it was moments after I downed 3 glasses of plain water. Staying hydrated is a meme.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:37:38 GMT No. 25658958 >>25658964
>>25658949 your body is so used to alcohol only that it freaked out when you fed it water
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:39:27 GMT No. 25658964 >>25658969
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>>25658958 I am not audrius.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:40:07 GMT No. 25658969 >>25658980
>>25658964 But you are Lithuanian. I have pretty good odds of being correct no matter what.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:41:59 GMT No. 25658980 >>25658984
>>25658969 I am an exceptional. I don't drink alcohol despite being Lithuanian, I am not liked by Bernds despite being Berndiest of all, etc etc.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:42:29 GMT No. 25658984 >>25659198
>>25658980 Are you the C++ Gentoo Lithuanian?
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:43:06 GMT No. 25658988
I sharted.webm
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>>25658836 Are you American?
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:47:51 GMT No. 25659012 >>25659203
People of Walmart 8.jpg
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We're you in Walmart ?
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:49:25 GMT No. 25659020
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Based SHART threada Just like good ole times on The Yli
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:23:58 GMT No. 25659198
>>25658984 C++ is a bad language.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:24:49 GMT No. 25659203
>>25659012 my biggest ever shart didn't look even half as bad as this
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:26:03 GMT No. 25659211 >>25659220 >>25659229
Mafia 3.mp4
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>>25658836 americans...
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:28:42 GMT No. 25659220
Joe Pesci from Home Alone says, β€œwtf is this piece of shit”… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [eQoZP_UpVQ0].webm
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>>25659211
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:29:17 GMT No. 25659221
Wtf you are the most american poster of this day
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:31:30 GMT No. 25659229
>>25659211 Based
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:32:11 GMT No. 25659236
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I shat myself today
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 15:38:51 GMT No. 25659285
I focused on a pain
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