Woah, it's 999.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 strong

>>25657820 hehehe

buy a gun instead

>>25657820 I tried it on myself its strong shit. Will be needed in netherlands incase i get a subhuman polish housemate again

I always carry the pepper mace and an easy to flip open knife when I go outside

>>25657840 carrying a knife is a bad idea unless you are willing to disembowel someone with no regrets and no holding back, no waving allowed either, if you show the knife and it doesn't go into stomach or across throat in next 10ms, you lost and probably will end up stabbed and dead yourself >>25657834 shooting someone in europe is just as bad as stabbing them, bad idea

>>25657854 >carrying a knife is a bad idea unless you are willing to disembowel someone with no regrets and no holding back I am especially a dog if it attacks me

>>25657858 a dog is even more dangerous than human, a knife won't help

>>25657865 it will help more than no knife

>>25657868 if a dog is really attacking you, you need two knives to begin with

>>25657840 edgy. where do you live?

>>25657871 I'd say three at the very least one of them being hanzo steel katana

First im gonna spray at subhuman in netherlands then i will start beating and punching him, if police is called i will get rid of spray and hide it and i wont beat hard enough for him to get any scars.

>>25657877 You are a crime mastermind, Avdrivs

>>25657877 if police is called and they move me out ill take the phone and any other stuff they have and attack him once again before leaving the house

>>25657876 I'm serious, if a dog is about to jump you, you should use your less dominant hand to scare it away by flailing a knife and hope it will end here, if that doesn't work, it will bite you (there's no gambling, a dog will win and bite you before you stab it). This is its weakness, you take your other knife with another hand and stab it 100 times before it destroys your hand.

>>25657854 It's a shoot or be shot world.

>>25657893 thugs are cowards and will approach you directly or hit you from the back of your head, there's no time to shoot

I'd still rape you while choking on pepper spray

I can rob people with this thing now.

>>25657898 This is honestly more terrifying than a knife. Just imagine how much a thug would cry if you sprayed him and instead of running, you took out a bottle of lube and started fucking him in the ass.

>>25657907 Have you even had spray in your eyes before? Its impossible what you said.

>>25657912 I wouldn't be the one with spray in my eyes.

>>25657912 first time when we were 13 my classmates came to me said hey u wanna go outside i walked out the door and they sprayed me, i sat for almost 1hour with closed eyes in pain after i went bakc in

>>25657886 are you a certified dog self defence instructor? if no then I cannot abide by your amateur opinions

>>25657912 Everything is possible when your fetish are overweight Lithuanian alcoholics

>>25657915 You never played with spray with friends when you were a child/teen?

>>25657920 No, I'm simply more intelligent than you. I know for a fact that you'd use your dominant hand with your only knife and think you can react faster than a dog, and end up mauled to death.

>>25657929 >No, then opinion discarded

>>25657934 not an opinion, you never killed an animal in your life, I have

use your fists

>>25657949 This guy has two guns and they don't go click-clack

>>25657949 most people don't know how to make a fist and probably don't stretch enough so if they try to punch someone, they will dislocate something in their hand

>>25657949 You can't gouge someone's eyes out with your hands clenched.

>>25657964 You also can't do it if they're stronger than you or if they have two hands.

>>25657937 >not an opinion, you never killed an animal in your life, I have you never fought a dog we are discussing fighting a dog your opinion is worthless

>>25657965 That's why you incapacitate them first.

>>25657972 If you have ability to do that, it's better to run than try to get yourself in jail.

>>25657987 I agree; I've had to do that a couple days ago. However, it's the Ameribernd who brought up the detached notion of fighting with one's fists.

>>25657970 I've done exactly as I said when I was stupid enough to not carry a knife. I let it bite my left forearm and punched it in the head so hard it started whimpering, I then kicked it from the side and it couldn't stand anymore, it's lucky that I am merciful, because I should've stomped it out while I had a chance, and today, I wouldn't make a same mistake of letting it live.

>>25658000 ALWAYS kick the dogs.

>>25658006 and always stomp their throats to silence their annoying screaming if a dog got you on the ground it would bite your throat, so remember that

>>25658018 It is never sensible to show an iota of mercy towards an aggressor.

>>25658022 especially today, when you will go to jail for even slapping a sandnigger on the wrist, so fucking kill him and butcher him and feed him to his children before torturing them to death too

>>25658029 Truthfully, I don't see the merit in torturing someone if you haven't been maimed - just terminate them quickly to minimize the risks. Besides, I think it would be preferable to swiftly kill a greater number of targets in the hypothetical situation where you're going to be inevitably sentenced to life.

>>25658046 this is self defense thread, if a muslimnigger attacks you without preparation, your life was over anyway

>>25658070 How is "feed him to his children before torturing them to death too" considered self defense?

>>25658077 You'll find out once you're in jail full of criminals such as yourself.