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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:35:25 GMT No. 25650908 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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How do I move a 180x200cm, 34kg mattress? Pls halp It won't fit into anything
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:39:28 GMT No. 25650923 >>25650958
pay a company to move it, or just tie it to your car/truck but if the police sees you, its over
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:39:49 GMT No. 25650927
top kek i thought this was another schizo brit threda
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:39:56 GMT No. 25650929
move where?
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:45:42 GMT No. 25650950
Sames feels, I have ans bed from a garbage dump etc. It has ans hole and stains on it but I went to IKEA to buy a mattress cover which makes it look real. If I move to another country I will throw into the communal trash bin in pieces. Old tenants will hate me but I have no choice because I'm too afraid to drive car.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:46:53 GMT No. 25650954
Do like USA and dump it on the side of the road.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:47:48 GMT No. 25650958 >>25651174 >>25651174
>>25650923 Mover wants £200+ and the bed is like £500 My old landlord is giving it to me free
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:02:55 GMT No. 25651023
Fugg the mattress is actually £895 because it's a double king And I'll need a new bedframe for it too £200 to move, at least £100 for a frame should I pull out, berndbros?
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:03:08 GMT No. 25651025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPaJV84kHIM Should I get fat wife for it?
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:10:44 GMT No. 25651073
pls rspond
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:12:07 GMT No. 25651077 >>25651080
Get one of those japanese tatami futons or whatever that rolls up. Bed is overrated and one of those expensive scams like weddings and funerals.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:12:43 GMT No. 25651080 >>25651101
>>25651077 but I'm getting it free and it's a good one, I just need to find a way to move it
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:15:12 GMT No. 25651089 >>25651101
Roll and fasten with straps.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:17:46 GMT No. 25651101 >>25651181
>>25651080 >>25651089 Yeah I was gonna say this, fold it up with ratchet straps and strap it into the back of your 1999 Puegeot 306 or whatever with the hatch open.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:18:03 GMT No. 25651102 >>25651115
How far away is it Can you just walk
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:18:58 GMT No. 25651107
cut in pieces and build inside
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:19:01 GMT No. 25651109
>>25650908 You roll it up and carry it.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:19:17 GMT No. 25651112 >>25651115 >>25651118
34 kekogimmies sounds pretty heavy for a mattress wtf.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:20:06 GMT No. 25651115 >>25651133 >>25651159
>>25651102 No I'm moving 60 miles away >>25651112 It's heavy as FUCK https://www.evesleep.co.uk/products/the-original-foam-mattress?variant=43049811443886
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:20:31 GMT No. 25651118
>>25651112 I thought you said kilogommies
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:22:16 GMT No. 25651133
>>25651115 I bought something like this off amazon in king size and I would easily move it around myself
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:26:33 GMT No. 25651159 >>25651171
>>25651115 lol it's a foam mattress that arrives in a tube... just buy a cheaper one and have it delivered to your home. it'll be the same shit as others made for different brands https://www.evesleep.co.uk/pages/delivery
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:27:57 GMT No. 25651171 >>25651179
>>25651159 Yeah but I would then have paid a lot of money for a shittier mattress. I'm using this one, it's great and I can't pay £900 for a mattress myself
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:28:03 GMT No. 25651174 >>25651184
>>25650958 >>25650958 then it's settled, worth it in my book. unless you know someone with a big van to bargain you could also try to find someone via facebook
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:29:17 GMT No. 25651179
>>25651171 In fact this only is here because the landlord used to live here himself before, you wouldn't buy it for a pleb tenant, and now he's selling the place and he doesn't want to deal with selling shit off facebook marketplace or whatever
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:29:41 GMT No. 25651181
>>25651101 This. I moved 17 times. Mattresses are are a pain to move.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:29:48 GMT No. 25651184 >>25651191 >>25651191
>>25651174 Maybe I could find some men with ven who'd do it cheaper than a moving company
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:30:57 GMT No. 25651191 >>25651201
>>25651184 >>25651184 You are unsurprisingly very retarded. That's ok but you have to ask others to help you.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:32:39 GMT No. 25651201
>>25651191 w-why
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:33:10 GMT No. 25651204 >>25651292
fugg bedframes for super king start from £200 too I'm going to go bankrupt my rent is £485 I don't even
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:34:39 GMT No. 25651210 >>25651212
Have a friend with a van Since you are all a bunch of pedos here it shouldn't be a problem
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:34:50 GMT No. 25651212 >>25651213
>>25651210 I don't have any friends
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:35:02 GMT No. 25651213 >>25651215
>>25651212 But you do have a van
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:35:29 GMT No. 25651215 >>25651286
>>25651213 no ;_; I don't even have a drivers license
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:51:26 GMT No. 25651286
>>25651215 You're cooked
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:52:25 GMT No. 25651292 >>25651322
>>25651204 how? I pay 642 and I don't even have a kitchen
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 09:57:59 GMT No. 25651322
>>25651292 It's shared (though almost half of what others pay for a room in the area I got a good deal)
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