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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:46:43 GMT No. 25647178 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Going to make una pizza e later io mangiano it, yum yum. Its a third time in my life I try to make a pizza, the dough is always shitty I think I do something wrong, additionally I don't have an oven so I put pizza to airfryer maybe that's the reason BTW we had Italian in high school and I only remember how to order a beer >prendo una birra >GRACIE mille MOLTO BENE 4 years of fucking Italian and for fucking 4 years we were learning tenses and how to order a beer (polak in Italy would be on vacation most probably, maybe thats the reason) This year I'll spent my vacations there in a expensive resort because cheap resorts in Italy, it feels like they treat you like a dog so it's better to spend some money Love Italy, hate Italians, but maybe I'll learn language because it's fucking easy, no accents just say what you see on a paper
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:58:14 GMT No. 25647266 >>25647273 >>25647302
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Looks good imp but the dough is shitty though, what cooking technology do you reccomend for pizza
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:58:26 GMT No. 25647268
nice exif data, i now know all your most hidden and shameful secrets
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:58:51 GMT No. 25647273
>>25647266 looks like the plates i see on the flood given to street dogs
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:59:43 GMT No. 25647280
They dough needs to feement at least a day and an air fryier is not ideal.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:02:34 GMT No. 25647295
Didn't expect this but it finally tastes good, the dough is shitty but it tastes like premieur pizza from netto market, even better, finally did it, in airfryer you need to add more olive oil to pizza and bake dough from 2 sides
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:03:55 GMT No. 25647302 >>25647319
>>25647266 You know it's a poor white country like a Protestant nation who did this pizza because the focus is on the meat, or the proscuitto or the bacon, us whites need to fatten up for the winter something that the Italian brown man doesn't need to do and that's why he can make a better pizza than a Pole could
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:04:58 GMT No. 25647307 >>25647317 >>25647359
Why don't you have an oven?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:07:13 GMT No. 25647317
>>25647307 Ovens are illegal in Poland because they used them to burn jews
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:07:50 GMT No. 25647319
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>>25647302 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this pizza reminds me of this retarded song from Protestant nation of Ireland
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:09:38 GMT No. 25647335 >>25647475
Who the fuck makes flat bread with an airfryer?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:13:12 GMT No. 25647359 >>25647376
>>25647307 I live in small flat 64sq meters kitchen is too small to have everything here
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:15:15 GMT No. 25647376 >>25647445
>>25647359 what do you use the square feet of instead of having an oven, do you put a plant there?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:23:10 GMT No. 25647445 >>25647490
>>25647376 Shelves everywhere, but airfryer is like a oven, so why it makes dough so shitty, maybe I should put even more oil to pizza? Or it needs more temperature?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:26:00 GMT No. 25647475
>>25647335 Flat bread is polish pizza called podpłomyk, a flower and water, this is a yeast dought wouldnt call that flat, BTW even my gf which hates everything what I cook appreciated it, but she lies drunk i a beedrom now, this bitch is all the time drunk during rhe weekend. Have to break up with her, but I'm too lazy to do it, she still wants to fuck often and gave me a huuuge 30s orgasm, never had that long orgasm from doing it manually
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:27:43 GMT No. 25647490 >>25647515
>>25647445 I don't know I'm a Protestant I don't know how to make a perfect pizza
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:31:26 GMT No. 25647515 >>25647523
>>25647490 maybe you start protesting against niggers in your country faggot
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:32:25 GMT No. 25647523 >>25647528 >>25647715
>>25647515 Fuck you Poland I thought we was friends for once, but now we are mortal enemies again, go pick strawberries somewhere else you poor faggot
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:33:04 GMT No. 25647528 >>25647535 >>25647715
>>25647523 Doesn't even have an oven what a fucking poor faggot, has an air fryer like a nigger, kys fucking Poland nigger
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:34:19 GMT No. 25647535 >>25647539 >>25647715
>>25647528 Stop stealing my bicycles and katalysators fucking Poland gypsy faggot
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:34:36 GMT No. 25647539 >>25647591 >>25647715
>>25647535 Precious minerals for a Pole nigger to steal inside of a Volvo katalysator
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:40:14 GMT No. 25647591 >>25647619 >>25647715
>>25647539 Why don't you come live in my chicken coop while you pick strawberries over the summer taking your whole family over in the Fiat Polski, fucking Pole nigger
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:42:36 GMT No. 25647619 >>25647715
>>25647591 I thought Poles was white for a second but now I know they are not, Gripen is shifting their nose cone towards your barbaric nation, maybe we should make a deal with the Russians too to drive around with the gasbil in Poland and exterminate the continental Europe with our military power of Gripen fighter aircraft, all because the Pole is not white and he insulted me in this thread, very sad
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:46:11 GMT No. 25647646 >>25647715
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The sound the Pole will hear when the Gripen is coming to exterminate him just like another Deluge
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:52:11 GMT No. 25647709
>in Poland and Lithuania this period is called the Swedish Deluge (Polish: potop szwedzki, Lithuanian: švedų tvanas, Swedish: Svenska syndafloden) >During the wars the Commonwealth lost approximately one third of its population as well as its status as a great power due to invasions by Sweden
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:53:02 GMT No. 25647715 >>25647738
>>25647523 >>25647528 >>25647535 >>25647539 >>25647591 >>25647619 >>25647646 instead of getting butthurst you should protest like the name suggests, since 2020+ we got a lot of bydlo oinkrainians, pajeets, niggers, asians in poladnd as well and at least I protest in the internet, but it doesnt make any difference, so I do nothing more, but i'm not protestant
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:55:24 GMT No. 25647738 >>25647818
>>25647715 Eat your pizza and shut the fuck up
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:04:42 GMT No. 25647810 >>25647843
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How can you fuck up making dough? It only has five ingredients, flour, water, salt, yeasts, and olive oil. Just knead the bitch for 10 minutes to get gluten, then allow to rise for 2 hrs.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:05:38 GMT No. 25647818 >>25647821
>>25647738 while you were busy butthurting, I ate a second pizza with olives ;) and made 3rd one with cipola bianca, olives, prosciutto, parmeggiano, mozarella, but I'll leave it for tommorow or for occasion if the beast awakens
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:06:08 GMT No. 25647821 >>25647860
>>25647818 post pics
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:08:40 GMT No. 25647843 >>25647855
>>25647810 i think it's because of air fryer, but today it was good, becase I made special treatment for dought like I mentioned before: bake in 200deg for 3 minutes one side, then turn pizza upside down add tomatoes sauce, mozarella, olive oils, oregano, bake for 13 minutes in 180, then add parmegianno, prosciutto and bake for 2 minutes in 200 done
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:09:55 GMT No. 25647855
>>25647843 >polish pizza techniques I ain't never heard of flipping a pizza before.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:09:59 GMT No. 25647860
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>>25647821 3rd one which waits
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:25:08 GMT No. 25647988
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 16:33:59 GMT No. 25653321
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best pizzas: - with bagna cauda and bell peppers - with ceps, castelmagno, truffle, salampatata - with fatty pork sausage, lard, beans, onion, parmigiano, black pepper, kale
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