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the jews don't want us to know this Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:02:44 GMT No. 25646771 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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It's a well guarded secret. Deep down there is an igor in all of us!
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:04:33 GMT No. 25646788 >>25646922
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I feel THE IGOR in me
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:19:15 GMT No. 25646922
>>25646788 Igor feels the igor in you i would imagine Igor took me aside once he said "berne i start everyday with a freshly squeezed cup or orange juice" I thought to myself wow you know igor sure does get a lot of vitamin c i says to him i says "igor spell the word cup"
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:20:16 GMT No. 25646928 >>25646936
post the "which Igor are you today?" pic
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:20:59 GMT No. 25646936
>>25646928 I think the best igor is one that is spontaneous with a dash of mid afternoon vigor
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:21:31 GMT No. 25646939 >>25646951
Not sure if I would like Igor inside of me.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:22:25 GMT No. 25646946
I wonder where that bus ride took igor? To the beach? Did the water lap at his hairy ass hobbit ass feet? Did those gay twinkle toes sink into the sand as he looked out across the horizon? Did he feel a sense of peace? Belonging?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 19:23:21 GMT No. 25646951
>>25646939 He's like a cock vampire you have to sprinkle holy water over your shoulders and invite him inside
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:53:15 GMT No. 25648167
Igor my love? Is the blood in your cock or your heart? You shall be the coat rack and i the winter shell against the tempest wind! Igor! Oh igor! Who is the gayest of them all? Will the black community survive your dashing charms and subtle masculine aura? OH IGOR show yourself! Let the steets know you're alive! I summon thee IGOR GUTTERSEMEN THE FIRST!
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 22:50:19 GMT No. 25648528 >>25648529 >>25650053 >>25650067
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how do i get it out
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 22:50:31 GMT No. 25648529
>>25648528 You can't
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 22:52:37 GMT No. 25648540 >>25650057
How deep (dildo cm) you gotta dig?
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 03:31:43 GMT No. 25649844
"IGOOOR" he roared. A masculine but gentle look was the response. "Tear this black ass uplike the world will end tomorrow" he says more meekly. A smile danced at the edge of Igor's lips before cracking into a full on grin. "The earth may end tomorrow but tonight is the end of your MOON".
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:35:23 GMT No. 25650053
>>25648528 Wriggle like a worm, squeal like a pig and buck buck buck like a bronco Scream IGOOOORRRR GUTTTRMANNN and fart that fag stick with gusto Turn around and make eye contact to reassert dominance I can sell you a good luck charm that wards off igors unless it's evening time or spring. It costs the same as a bus ticket
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:36:37 GMT No. 25650057
>>25648540 Depends on the lube and igors arthritis. I heard he uses the good jelly the shmucka's so you'll be alright
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:38:33 GMT No. 25650061 >>25650062
I bet if igor yelled "COCK" into a toilet bowl kt would shatter
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:39:49 GMT No. 25650062
>>25650061 I bet if igor yelled "COCK" into a toilet bowl it** would shatter Sorry for the typo i was thinking about igor and cock so much i forgot where the fuck my fingers were on the keyboard
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:41:03 GMT No. 25650066
"shit shit SHIT FUCK... COCK"- Igor
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:41:35 GMT No. 25650067
>>25648528 "Fuck me in the gutman"
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this thread triggered my awareness of the ass
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