you ask her for example i ask my woman >will you give me sex tonight and usually she does (about 70% of the times)

>see if she matches your tastes >approaches and asks how much Works like a charm.

Sex doesn't even exist

ask your mother

>>25645457 How to get sex from a f*moid

>>25645515 >girls react to calisthenics More like they react to him shaking like an epileptic looking like he's about to break a limb

>>25645526 They react to him looking like a chad. I do similar things in the gym and nobody cares because I look like a Bernd.

>>25645533 He has too small arms to be considered Chad. They're watching like you'd watch a trainwreck about to happen.

>>25645491 An old Russian joge: A man approaches a woman at a bus stop and asks "Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?" The woman thinks a bit and says "Sure, why not." Then the men asks "How about ten dollars?". The woman says indignantly "Who do you think I am?" The man says "That's pretty clear, we just need to settle on a price."

>>25645533 I once did upside down pull-ups in front of a coworker and you could practically hear the splash in her panties

>>25645542 Go back to mongolia

>>25645551 Make me, gyppo

>>25645544 Sure bro, you could hear it so well that you're still a virgin.

>>25645555 Stop infecting other countries, gook

Ok now that I know that you're pidorussian, you should really ask your mother since she's a whore

gypsy

pshek

gypsy

>>25645542 Nice joge

>>25645457 you are brown

Guys I just wanted advice on how to get laid or something, why are we all autistically screeching incoherently now??

>>25645847 Just approach a woman, and ask her if she wants to have sex.

Walk up to her, and try to hold her hand

>>25645847 depends on your situation it would be quite hard if you simultaneously don't have much of a personality, money/a good job, and don't look good, it would be much easier if you have at least one of these three things. either focus on bonding over a common interest or be not autistic enough to keep conversations going naturally, there are youtube tutorials for doing the latter. to meet them in the first place, any place where people are likely to socialize works fine (concerts, clubs, bars...)

Lift Get hobbies Get friends Get money Be outgoing Be genuine

I usually pay them for 1 hour of sex, that often works

>>25645932 What if I am a diagnosed autist since age 4

>>25645542 You hit a funny bone 😆