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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:18:08 GMT No. 25645457 [Kohl] [Report thread]
How do I get sex from a f*moid?
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:18:45 GMT No. 25645466
you ask her for example i ask my woman >will you give me sex tonight and usually she does (about 70% of the times)
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:22:52 GMT No. 25645491 >>25645542
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>see if she matches your tastes >approaches and asks how much Works like a charm.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:23:32 GMT No. 25645497
Sex doesn't even exist
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:24:48 GMT No. 25645508 SÄGE!
ask your mother
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:26:41 GMT No. 25645515 >>25645526
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>>25645457 How to get sex from a f*moid
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:29:28 GMT No. 25645526 >>25645533
>>25645515 >girls react to calisthenics More like they react to him shaking like an epileptic looking like he's about to break a limb
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:31:16 GMT No. 25645533 >>25645537 >>25645544
>>25645526 They react to him looking like a chad. I do similar things in the gym and nobody cares because I look like a Bernd.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:31:43 GMT No. 25645537
>>25645533 He has too small arms to be considered Chad. They're watching like you'd watch a trainwreck about to happen.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:33:07 GMT No. 25645542 >>25645551 >>25645829 >>25646263
>>25645491 An old Russian joge: A man approaches a woman at a bus stop and asks "Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?" The woman thinks a bit and says "Sure, why not." Then the men asks "How about ten dollars?". The woman says indignantly "Who do you think I am?" The man says "That's pretty clear, we just need to settle on a price."
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:33:18 GMT No. 25645544 >>25645556
>>25645533 I once did upside down pull-ups in front of a coworker and you could practically hear the splash in her panties
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:34:54 GMT No. 25645551 >>25645555
>>25645542 Go back to mongolia
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:35:14 GMT No. 25645555 >>25645559
>>25645551 Make me, gyppo
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:35:19 GMT No. 25645556
>>25645544 Sure bro, you could hear it so well that you're still a virgin.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:36:06 GMT No. 25645559
>>25645555 Stop infecting other countries, gook
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:38:30 GMT No. 25645580 SÄGE!
Ok now that I know that you're pidorussian, you should really ask your mother since she's a whore
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:50:04 GMT No. 25645691
gypsy
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:50:24 GMT No. 25645693 SÄGE!
pshek
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:58:20 GMT No. 25645758
gypsy
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:06:16 GMT No. 25645829
>>25645542 Nice joge
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:07:08 GMT No. 25645835
>>25645457 you are brown
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:08:22 GMT No. 25645847 >>25645854 >>25645932
Guys I just wanted advice on how to get laid or something, why are we all autistically screeching incoherently now??
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:09:15 GMT No. 25645854
>>25645847 Just approach a woman, and ask her if she wants to have sex.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:12:49 GMT No. 25645886
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Walk up to her, and try to hold her hand
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:18:07 GMT No. 25645932 >>25646243
>>25645847 depends on your situation it would be quite hard if you simultaneously don't have much of a personality, money/a good job, and don't look good, it would be much easier if you have at least one of these three things. either focus on bonding over a common interest or be not autistic enough to keep conversations going naturally, there are youtube tutorials for doing the latter. to meet them in the first place, any place where people are likely to socialize works fine (concerts, clubs, bars...)
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:59:20 GMT No. 25646226
Lift Get hobbies Get friends Get money Be outgoing Be genuine
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:00:21 GMT No. 25646232
I usually pay them for 1 hour of sex, that often works
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:01:50 GMT No. 25646243
>>25645932 What if I am a diagnosed autist since age 4
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:03:48 GMT No. 25646263
>>25645542 You hit a funny bone 😆
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