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Fren with benefits wants me to do a STD test if we continue fugging. But I'm too autistic to go to the dogdor and ask for one.
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:52:56 GMT No. 25645271 SÄGE! >>25645286
lol, cuckold
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:54:46 GMT No. 25645286 >>25645300
>>25645271 No, her bf is the cuckold.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:55:32 GMT No. 25645293
but you are not too autistic to go balls deep into a vagina or man asshole?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:56:14 GMT No. 25645300 SÄGE! >>25645410
>>25645286 Both of you are cuckolds.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:56:53 GMT No. 25645303
gummhals
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:10:57 GMT No. 25645410 >>25645604
>>25645300 Why am I a cuckold?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:24:04 GMT No. 25645501
Why? The dogtor will know you fug
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:26:01 GMT No. 25645513 >>25645563
dogtor be like >LMAO THIS GUY IS HAVING SEX 🤣🫵
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:36:49 GMT No. 25645563 >>25645566
>>25645513 he will know he is a bottom and take the test on his ass
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:37:10 GMT No. 25645566
>>25645563 My ass is a virgin.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:41:09 GMT No. 25645604 SÄGE! >>25645613
>>25645410 You're fucking a woman who fucks other men without caring about you.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:42:11 GMT No. 25645613 >>25645633
>>25645604 Correct. Why is that a cuckold?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:43:21 GMT No. 25645626
>>25645235 >Fren with benefits > I'm too autistic You shouldn't be in such an arrangement in the first place. Better end it now and avoid future problems.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:44:20 GMT No. 25645633 SÄGE! >>25645635
>>25645613 "Your" woman is fucking other men. What else do you need to understand?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:44:33 GMT No. 25645635 >>25645652
>>25645633 It's not my woman. It's a fren with benefits.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:45:43 GMT No. 25645644 >>25645658
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If you're not willing to sake second hand vagina you will never get laid either that or date preschoolers
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:46:05 GMT No. 25645648
we have https://www.stdcheck.com/ in the USA use a kit at home, and turn in to a testing collection site see results online
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:46:16 GMT No. 25645652 SÄGE! >>25645665
>>25645635 You're right. She's too embarrassed to even admit that you two are together, and wouldn't even want to say that she's in an open relationship with you.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:46:44 GMT No. 25645658 SÄGE!
>>25645644 >date preschoolers Marry*
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:47:13 GMT No. 25645665 >>25645729
>>25645652 She is in an open relationship with her bf. We are just frens with benefits. Why is that so hard to understand for you?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:48:14 GMT No. 25645674 >>25645676
You can have a fwb but youre still too autistic to go to the dogtor?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:48:28 GMT No. 25645676
>>25645674 Correct.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:48:46 GMT No. 25645681
idea for stonetoss comic: panel one: "I want a virgin girlfriend" panel two: shocked woman "OMG you pedophile!!!!"
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:54:20 GMT No. 25645729 SÄGE! >>25645735
>>25645665 I can't wrap my head around being such a pathetic cuckold in denial. Why are you happy taking someone's sloppy seconds? Why can't you just be in a normal relationship?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:54:51 GMT No. 25645735
>>25645729 I have autism.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:01:55 GMT No. 25645796 >>25645809
>>25645235 Meaning: She hast STD and will make you guilty for it
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:03:29 GMT No. 25645809 >>25645843 >>25645957
>>25645796 I don't get it. Who would benefit from that?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:04:39 GMT No. 25645817 >>25645832
Tell us about the sex
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:06:47 GMT No. 25645832 >>25645876
>>25645817 What specifically do you want to know?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:08:05 GMT No. 25645843 >>25645858
>>25645809 She of course. If She infects her Bf, She can say She got the shit from you and dont need to Tell anyone about the other 5 Guys
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:09:20 GMT No. 25645858
>>25645843 So what? Not my problem.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:11:52 GMT No. 25645876 >>25645890
>>25645832 everything
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:12:55 GMT No. 25645887 >>25645902
Imagine trusting a woman and she infects you with a disease from another guy I would kill her to be honest
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:13:20 GMT No. 25645890 >>25645909
>>25645876 I put benis in bagina and sometimes also in anus.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:14:43 GMT No. 25645902 >>25645909 >>25645931
>>25645887 Chances of getting infected when using condoms are virtually zero.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:15:46 GMT No. 25645909 >>25645915
>>25645890 >>25645902 You put benis in gondom?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:16:10 GMT No. 25645915 >>25645919
>>25645909 Yes I'm not retarded.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:16:39 GMT No. 25645919 >>25645926
>>25645915 How does it compare
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:17:21 GMT No. 25645926 >>25645935
>>25645919 I don't know. I've never fugged without condom.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:18:05 GMT No. 25645931
>>25645902 you can still get HPV
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:18:29 GMT No. 25645935 >>25645958
>>25645926 How does it compare to hand then
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:21:11 GMT No. 25645957
>>25645809 The woman would have satisfied her it-was-everyone-elses-fault drive. That's a mouthful. Maybe it should be named Bernd's drive after its discoverer Bernd.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:21:19 GMT No. 25645958 >>25646123
>>25645935 Feeling when using hand is better because you know exactly how to touch your benis and also it's not so stressful. But the other feels better on the psychological level.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:46:06 GMT No. 25646123 >>25646158
>>25645958 Unfortunately mostly true, but: - it's mostly just the orgasm that is better - the sensation of having a bagina around benis is better than the hand - having a whole female body to play with is great - you kind of learn how to handle getting an orgasm from sex, do not try to do it like when you wank, and it will be somewhat better - sometimes, sex goes really well (how often depends on talent, effort and compatibility)
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:50:59 GMT No. 25646158 >>25646225
>>25646123 That all matches my experience. Also when you have (Bernd style) lots of experience wanking but not so much with benis in bagina, you either coom too fast or you have trouble cooming at all. At least it has been like that for me.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:59:16 GMT No. 25646225 >>25646255
>>25646158 Yes, that is typical. I am often horny, so I coom fast unless I do something about it. Either I coom very quickly and go for a second round (becoming less and less practical as I get older, recovery time between orgasms increases), or I start slowly until the benin has been desensitized and then I can keep going for quite long. I regularly did 20-30 minutes with gf, not all of it penetration. She liked it slow for some reason btw... weird. My two gfs before that liked it hard and fast, one after some warmup and one right away (honestly a bit difficult for me).
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:03:17 GMT No. 25646255 >>25646318 >>25646339
>>25646225 Same for me. I usually try to not coom fast and when my benis is desensualized, I can easily fug 1 hour or more. Trouble is keeping the benis hard over such a long time.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:10:16 GMT No. 25646318 (removed)
>>25646255 I have only had that broblem with first gf usually in round 2. She was a sex machine. Her pussy could take a violent pounding and she took it in the ass, too, and sometimes coomed from it. Sucked my dick as if it was her favorite candy (i.e. voluntarily), though I've always preferred sticking it in and her blowjobs weren't very skilled. Best thing was looking into her eyes with my dick in her mouth. Good times.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:13:04 GMT No. 25646339 >>25646394
>>25646255 I have only had that broblem with first gf usually in round 2. She was a sex machine. Her pussy could take a violent pounding and she took it in the ass, too, and sometimes coomed from it. Sucked my dick as if it was her favorite candy (i.e. voluntarily), though I've always preferred sticking it in and her blowjobs weren't very skilled. Best thing about blowjobs was looking into her eyes with my dick in her mouth. Good times.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:21:19 GMT No. 25646394 >>25646401
>>25646339 Usually hookers wanna do the regular suck and fuck but I always tell em to not suck it. It is better to hug and fuck instead, also it takes control away from them which makes it less mechanical. I used to have problems with cooming but over time it became much easier and I also ordered custom made condoms for my BWC. Now I coom pretty easily which is nice. I'm planning to visit a prostitute tomorrow. Last sunday my beloved nubian princess cancelled the meeting due to dinner with her friend but perhaps tomorrow will be better. Also there is one tall hooker in my town who refused to use makeup so I cancelled the meeting. I'm way too cheap on hookers, it is no good to live a life without sex. Better to spend the money and use the acquired mental health to make more money. Regards, Sex Inspector
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:22:54 GMT No. 25646401 >>25646441 >>25646456
>>25646394 Haha Pekka has to pay for sex!
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:27:31 GMT No. 25646441 >>25646448
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>>25646401 I can't believe Gummihals is having sexo in Switzerland and not even paying for it. Is she Italian? I will be so disappointed if she is Swiss blonde grille.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:28:45 GMT No. 25646448 >>25646486 >>25646496
>>25646441 She is Balkanoid with Swiss citizenship.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:29:12 GMT No. 25646456 >>25646469
>>25646401 gfsexstory Bernd, too. Have only been gfgarch for 6 years out of, let's say, 28 in which I *would* have liked to fug.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:31:05 GMT No. 25646469
>>25646456 me too until I found fren with benefits
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:33:13 GMT No. 25646486 (removed) >>25646495
>>25646448 Fucking knew she wasn't a born Swiss. I got like double to amount of likes when I went to Switzerland. Women there are too busy to look for a chad in a bar so they opt for Tinder.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:34:21 GMT No. 25646495
>>25646486 I got way more likes when I still live in Gummihalscountry.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:34:26 GMT No. 25646496 >>25646525
>>25646448 Fucking knew she wasn't a born Swiss. I got like double the amount of likes when I went to Switzerland. Women there are too busy to look for a chad in a bar so they opt for Tinder.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:37:27 GMT No. 25646525
>>25646496 Well she grew up in Switzerland and speaks like a Swiss. But looks and behaves like a Balkanoid.
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