In light of my lisp banter in America's thread I must tell a story about when I was a teenager in small town Ontario You see I wasn't a good boy and got into a lot of trouble and this particular small town cop didn't like me already - but he had a lisp, and I would always bully him for it, like one time we got stopped dropping my friend off at his home, he was talking to my mother when I mentioned his lisp with a giggle, he immediately told me to get out and grilled me HARD. He was not happy. He then called back up that time and they did the whole 9 yards, all because I made fun of this guys god damn lisp. Another time I was on house arrest and I had to walk to court that day, but I didn't have my assurity so had to go alone (I took this chance, stupidly I admit), halfway there this cop car rolls up and immediately starts screaming at me and slams me on the hood of the car, it was the same lisp motherfucker. I had to spend a weekend in jail for that. In hindsight I'm surprised that guy didn't beat the shit out of teenage me.