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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:22:54 GMT No. 25641860 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Sex with prime Jennifer Connelly or 1000 dollars?
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:23:46 GMT No. 25641865
1k dollars isn't a lot tbh
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:24:44 GMT No. 25641870 (removed)
>>25641860 Can i do it however i want? Can i kill jennifer? If it's just boting sec obviously $1000 hell with $1000 you could fuck ten different hot hookers
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:24:50 GMT No. 25641872 >>25643915
There is some weird AI shit going on. Doesn't even really look like her.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:25:40 GMT No. 25641879 >>25642365 >>25647884 >>25648634
Can i do it however i want? Can i kill this kike once I'm all done doing sick shit to her? If it's just boring sex obviously not ....$1000... hell with $1000 you could fuck ten different hot hookers
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:26:28 GMT No. 25641881 >>25641890 >>25641989
Most men would rather be rich yeah
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:27:37 GMT No. 25641889 >>25642104 >>25642134 >>25651899 >>25652240 >>25658721 >>25661861
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lol
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:27:38 GMT No. 25641890 >>25652002
>>25641881 You can't do anything with 1000 dollar. That must be some kind of joke.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:29:39 GMT No. 25641895
considering it probably cost you way more than $1k to bang prime JC i think it's a bargain. dont think of it as losing 1k but saving like 5k.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:33:37 GMT No. 25641912
I'll take the 1000 dollars
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:34:40 GMT No. 25641919 >>25641923 >>25644150
Why do brownoid redditors love this bitch so much?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:35:52 GMT No. 25641923
>>25641919 Im white, id go wild on her. Youre just gaytex
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:36:44 GMT No. 25641927
1k. I get enough on the reg so I'm not that desperate. Plus 1k could really help me out rn. If it was LauraB tho....
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:43:22 GMT No. 25641960
Down from 8k? Soon you'll realize your real worth. 1 grand still can buy me 10 hours with different Jennifers in each of them.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:50:31 GMT No. 25641981
She is.... ok. $1000 is a bit too much
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:52:00 GMT No. 25641989
>>25641881 we now have haitian posters?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:00:50 GMT No. 25642009
I don't know who that is and she probably already had 100 different dicks in her anyway. I'll take the money.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:04:56 GMT No. 25642033 >>25642046 >>25642073
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Ugly monkey. I'd even take 100 USD instead.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:07:51 GMT No. 25642046
>>25642033 You fuck famous people for bragging rights, not for their beauty.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:07:56 GMT No. 25642048 >>25642050
For 1000 dollars i can fuck 200 times in local brothel
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:09:12 GMT No. 25642050 >>25642052
>>25642048 Damn, all the hohol refugees really killed the profits for the industry.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:09:37 GMT No. 25642051
>>25641860 Sex if I was in my prime. $1000 if now.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:09:54 GMT No. 25642052 >>25642057
>>25642050 I wish, theres 1 russian speaking whore for 100 romanians
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:10:59 GMT No. 25642057
>>25642052 Do you have to book her a month in advance?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:11:23 GMT No. 25642058 >>25642078
>fuck her for 1,000 and film it >sell sex tape for $100 if even 10 people buy it you basically fucked her for free. any more than 10 and you're getting paid to fuck her.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:15:13 GMT No. 25642061
sex
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:18:31 GMT No. 25642073 >>25648093
>>25641860 >>25642033 wew Grimes looks like THIS??
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:19:49 GMT No. 25642077
hmmm
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:20:12 GMT No. 25642078 >>25642084
>>25642058 Gather initial capital by doing solo sex tapes with no expenses.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:22:32 GMT No. 25642084 >>25642090
>>25642078 i could make a killing on pornhub trying out fleshlights/anal beads.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:25:38 GMT No. 25642088
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>Sex with prime Jennifer Connelly or 1000 dollars? so, jennifer connelly at age 5? i think i'd rape her, why not? 1000 dollars truly cant buy sex with a prime woman
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:26:16 GMT No. 25642090 >>25642111
>>25642084 And all toy producers would love to send their devices to be featured for free, I see it all the time with girls. Maybe you'd even get sponsored. There's a serious lack of pocket pussies reviews, untapped market.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:32:23 GMT No. 25642104
>>25641889 Well, yeah, if you haven't noticed, Bernd is always hot for non-Whites exclusively.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:34:43 GMT No. 25642111 >>25642129
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:40:30 GMT No. 25642123
Sex
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:41:19 GMT No. 25642126
>>25641860 Depends, do I get bragging rights that I fucked Jennifer Connelly, as in I can provide evidence to the world that it happened? If it has to be discreet like nobody would ever find out, then I'll take the $1,000 instead.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:42:54 GMT No. 25642129
>>25642111 Blessed digits. Follow your dream, bernd!
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:44:59 GMT No. 25642134 >>25644540
>>25641889 Sexo even harder
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:15:09 GMT No. 25642225
a thousand dollars easy as hell
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:16:15 GMT No. 25642226
I'll take the 1k.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:26:18 GMT No. 25642254
>>25641860 Connelly, no doubt. Neither of us is likely to survive the orgy.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:01:49 GMT No. 25642365
>>25641879 Word
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:19:41 GMT No. 25642417
>>25641860 why of course sex, i can get 1000 bucks by working a few days here lol
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:37:05 GMT No. 25643915
>>25641872 It's artifacting from shit compression of screen grabs being thrown into digital upscaling after already being compressed to shit. I mean technically you could say "ai" was involved in the digital upscaling, but it isn't really what most people mean when they say ai.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:39:10 GMT No. 25643932
She's just not that hot. There i said it.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:40:33 GMT No. 25643945
I can earn 1000 in a week. I can not have sex with a prime version of a attractive movie star from my formative years no matter how much I labor. So I pick the one that would be impossible for me to do on my own. Sex with Prime Jennifer Connelly. Especially if I can record it.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:01:04 GMT No. 25644060
Picture unrelated? I'll take prime Connelly though.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:01:45 GMT No. 25644063 >>25644117
Sex obviously
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:13:21 GMT No. 25644117 >>25644134 >>25644278
>>25644063 >obviously Do u realize u could get 10 different prostitutes in russia that look much better than her?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:14:14 GMT No. 25644122
1000 dollars
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:16:10 GMT No. 25644134 >>25644149
>>25644117 The flight over and hotel room would cost most of the thousand bucks and leave nothing over for whores. Besides, prime celeb pussy is more special than standard whore pussy. It has extra luxury and prestige.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:17:48 GMT No. 25644147
Sex with prime Jennifer Connelly easy choice tbh
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:18:14 GMT No. 25644149 >>25648582
>>25644134 Take the money, invest it, make a fortune, problem fixed.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:18:25 GMT No. 25644150
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>>25641919
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:29:51 GMT No. 25644229 SÄGE!
What worth is sex with a beautiful woman if she's not falling for you? As a Bernd, no woman would ever feel seriously attracted to me. Thus I take the 1k and donate it to a noble cause.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:37:00 GMT No. 25644278
>>25644117 Even if that's true, I can do that anytime. $1000 is not much.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:42:20 GMT No. 25644317
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>>25641860 Why not both ? We live in a democracy
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:10:16 GMT No. 25644505
she is hot but 1k is 1k
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:14:30 GMT No. 25644540
>>25642134 This. Russian and Polskie genes made her beautiful.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:24:13 GMT No. 25644586 (removed)
If I were Dakota Fanning at 6 years old, I'd turn down a million.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:30:30 GMT No. 25644636
Sexo
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:34:07 GMT No. 25644656
SEXXX
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:39:56 GMT No. 25644688
1k is absolutely nothing. Sex with prime Connely of course.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:12:16 GMT No. 25647884
>>25641879 >hell with $1000 you could fuck ten different hot hookers How many 9.5/10, teenage, Jewish hookers could you fuck with $1000?
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:20:45 GMT No. 25647948
I'll take current Connelly over 1000.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:26:30 GMT No. 25647997
Do you think she used a double for the ass to ass scene?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:40:08 GMT No. 25648093 >>25648156 >>25648166
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>>25642073 >Grimes
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:44:48 GMT No. 25648123
>>25641860 Dude, of course Connelly. I don't like paying 1000 dollars.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:47:49 GMT No. 25648142
>>25641860 I wouldn't mind taking her 7 year old virginity.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:49:40 GMT No. 25648156
>>25648093 Elon Musk banged this
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:52:57 GMT No. 25648166
>>25648093 How much sub saharan african ancestry?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 22:34:57 GMT No. 25648418
Hell yeah I would
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:00:29 GMT No. 25648582
>>25644149 Investing 1000 bucks won't make you rich even if you are a giga genus at investing. It's not magic.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:02:44 GMT No. 25648594
Hmmm. Sex
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:10:35 GMT No. 25648634
>>25641879 no the sex is her locking you in kc armour and pegging you, no takebacks
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:15:45 GMT No. 25648657
>>25641860 I'd pay $50 for raping that creature
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:20:03 GMT No. 25648671 >>25648680
>>25641860 Sex with prime Jennifer Connelly, and I'm a shota
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 23:22:08 GMT No. 25648680
>>25648671 nice
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 02:46:26 GMT No. 25649647 >>25658429
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 02:47:15 GMT No. 25649652
1000 dollars.
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 11:55:10 GMT No. 25651899
>>25641889 I take the 1000 Dollars and invest the money in Romanian whores.
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 12:10:46 GMT No. 25651987
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she looks completely like an american plastic fake woman
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 12:12:55 GMT No. 25652002
>>25641890 Proving that you're niggercattle. You can do loads with 1k
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 13:03:10 GMT No. 25652240 SÄGE!
>>25641889 >"jews" from poland and russia ashkenazi are a non-existent meme ethnicity
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Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 23:36:54 GMT No. 25655865
in this case probably sex
Bernd Sun, 16 Mar 2025 23:51:12 GMT No. 25655915
$1k
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:16:34 GMT No. 25657601
I'd coom in 2 seconds so no thanks too eggspensive
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:18:57 GMT No. 25657612
1k
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:15:13 GMT No. 25658429
>>25649647 Almost 20 years ago, i had sex with a 15yo who looked just like Jennifer in that 1st pic...Hurt my hear when i saw that film and saw her in that scene.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:16:56 GMT No. 25658434
gimme 1k boss I need some money
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:17:59 GMT No. 25658438
rimjob included ? 1000 isnt that much
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:39:33 GMT No. 25658721
>>25641889 Wow such a little known fact, thank you so much Bernd for this incredible investigative revelation
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:51:32 GMT No. 25658762 >>25662232
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Kind of weird to me how everyone obsesses about young Jennifer Connelly when she got way hotter with age.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 22:13:21 GMT No. 25661861 >>25662232
>>25641889 There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 23:06:08 GMT No. 25662232
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>>25658762 This. For me, she's the hottest in Blood Diamond. >>25661861 So I'll start it then, for the memz.
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