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business idea Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:08:26 GMT No. 25641447 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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imagine this. you get a cop friend. you agree with him that he will grossly abuse you and violate your rights on camera. then you proceed to sue the police department and you split the money with him. why would this not work? why is it not common? or it is and all the cop videos from america are staged to steal money from the state?
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:09:50 GMT No. 25641452 >>25641460
So he is gonna ruin his life for 40k?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:11:13 GMT No. 25641460 >>25641462
>>25641452 more. if he abuses you hard enough it's going to be millions. by then, he will have more money than he can ever spend. this shit is literally an irl infinite money glitch.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:12:03 GMT No. 25641462 >>25641468 >>25641473
>>25641460 Even in best cast it would be like 1-2 million max. You think 1 million is more than you can ever spend in america? Thats 10 years of cop wage.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:12:25 GMT No. 25641466 >>25641475
>>25641447 that's illegal just fyi
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:12:30 GMT No. 25641468 >>25641484
>>25641462 Also you literally would go to jail or never can work again if you do something so bad they pay out 2 million.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:13:52 GMT No. 25641473 >>25641485 >>25641542
>>25641462 >You think 1 million is more than you can ever spend in america? it's certainly enough to keep you going for the rest of your life if you spend them wisely, yeah. you invest that in dividend stocks and you basically have your monthly wage back, except that you dont have to work and you have 1-2 million dollars worth of stocks in the bank.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:14:12 GMT No. 25641475
>>25641466 it's certainly illegal but who's gonna know?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:15:09 GMT No. 25641484 >>25641495
>>25641468 lol cops never go to jail unless the victim is some flavor of brown, they're above the law
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:15:09 GMT No. 25641485 >>25641506
>>25641473 How you invest money that you got thru such illegal means?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:16:18 GMT No. 25641493 >>25641525
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In Germany, you wouldn't get shit. Slave mentality, the state is allowed to rape you. There was a guy who was innocent in jail for 13 years, he had to pay back 50k for his food and the 50k he earned while working in jail.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:16:24 GMT No. 25641495 >>25641513
>>25641484 Maybe don't believe every meme. You only hear about the cases where cops do horrible shit and get off with it. I watch lots of body cam footage, and cops all the time basically lose their job and their life because of lawsuits. You basically gamble it all for some retardet scam that probably will be exposed anyways.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:17:57 GMT No. 25641506
>>25641485 you would have to launder them in some way a way could be that the "victim" buys a legitimate business and through that legitimate business it pays some other company to hire the cop and pay him a wage, which is going to add up to his share of the money eventually.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:18:58 GMT No. 25641513
>>25641495 >dont believe the things you see with your own eyes, believe what you dont see orwellian literal leftist mindset
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:20:51 GMT No. 25641525 >>25641543
>>25641493 >There was a guy who was innocent in jail for 13 years, he had to pay back 50k for his food and the 50k he earned while working in jail there's no way this is real for 13 years in jail they would have to serve me Merkel's disease ridden senile pussy on a silver platter
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:23:55 GMT No. 25641542 >>25641566
>>25641473 Lmao you seriously overestimate how much $1M is. That shit ain'f enough to ruij your life (in america, move to some shithole like us if you want some nice conversioj)
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:23:56 GMT No. 25641543
>>25641525 In germany you don't get shit when police makes mistakes.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:28:35 GMT No. 25641566 >>25641574
>>25641542 you're the one underestimating how much it is. let's take an example of a typical dividend stock, ENI. in 2025 ENI paid 1€ per stock to the shareholders. ENI stock costs 13€. one million worth of ENI stock would mean 1M/13=77k€ a year. if that's not enough to live in america i guess there is barely any american who's not starving, given that the median wage is much lower than that.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:28:53 GMT No. 25641568 >>25641596
>you agree with him that he will grossly abuse you and violate your rights on camera. just say you want to get TOPPED
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:29:32 GMT No. 25641574 >>25641589
>>25641566 And when the stock market goes down 2-3 years? You get that return on average over decades. But you also have years where it goes down. Very bad when you have to live from that.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:30:44 GMT No. 25641581
You need woman cop
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:31:39 GMT No. 25641589 >>25641599
>>25641574 dividend stocks dont go down and dont go up by a lot, that's the whole idea behind them. they stay mostly stable through market cycles. but besides it's an example, what im saying is that 1 million can easily get you an income flow for the rest of your life, you can diversify in a hundred other ways that arent stocks but the fundamental point remains.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:32:12 GMT No. 25641596
>>25641568 im taking 100 cocks up my ass if that's what it takes to get a millionaire lawsuit
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:32:46 GMT No. 25641599 >>25641615
>>25641589 They don't stay stable, thats why when you near retirement you start to shift your investments to save bonds, instead of stocks. The market always can have a few years without much growth.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:35:23 GMT No. 25641615 >>25641621 >>25641626
>>25641599 they literally do look up the stock chart of ENI, Ford, IBM or any other stock that is typically considered a dividend stock and you will see that they aren't significantly affected by market cycles but besides again i dont necessarily care about this, it was just an example
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:36:17 GMT No. 25641621 >>25641648
>>25641615 Who invests into singular stocks for their retirement? You literally can't predict if a individual companies stock will stay stable in the future just based on past performance. Thats horrible advice.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:36:49 GMT No. 25641626 >>25641645
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>>25641615 ???
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:40:03 GMT No. 25641645 >>25641649
>>25641626 yeah IBM is actually kind of an exception because they capitalized on the AI hype, but before that it was mostly stable for many years. you dont see it going down in 2009, do you?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:40:57 GMT No. 25641648 >>25641653
>>25641621 dude replace stocks with bonds, i don't necessarily care, my point remains 1 million euros worth of bonds are going to generate you a fuck ton of money
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:41:06 GMT No. 25641649
>>25641645 That just proves the falacy in your thinking. You can't predict future performance on past performance. But this entire "business idea" is retardet anyways to begin with.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:41:47 GMT No. 25641653 >>25641674
>>25641648 Its gonna generate you like 2k a month. After tax you have almost nothing. So you will be living like a mcdonalds worker now for the rest of your life, after doing a very risky scam.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:45:55 GMT No. 25641674 >>25641680
>>25641653 assuming a yearly rate of 5% (for several EU countries it's higher than that btw) 1M€ of bonds yields 50k€ the first year. once you compound that year per year you'll be living like a king before you realize it.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:47:05 GMT No. 25641680 >>25641689
>>25641674 How you compound when you have to live from it.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:49:14 GMT No. 25641689
>>25641680 nigga if there's a will there's a way
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:50:18 GMT No. 25641692 >>25641748
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So what is the highest payout you could get without getting killed?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:52:03 GMT No. 25641699
ze-zellig anon...?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:52:57 GMT No. 25641704
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In reality what would happen is the cop friend gets a paid vacation and a "You should've done that in private and not on camera dumbass, next time make sure no witnesses" then they'd throw you in prison.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:57:19 GMT No. 25641734
just get topped incel
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:59:37 GMT No. 25641748
>>25641692 probably 1-2M
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