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Colon reporting Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:51:57 GMT No. 25641361 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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I kissed another girl. Take that incels! I am turbodrunk tight now.
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:56:38 GMT No. 25641383
Le bump
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:57:12 GMT No. 25641385 >>25641395
>>25641313
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:58:28 GMT No. 25641394 >>25641419
How did you kiss a girl?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:58:32 GMT No. 25641395
>>25641385 She is not fat.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:03:43 GMT No. 25641419 >>25641433 >>25641443 >>25643506
>>25641394 I was singing karaoke with her. Then I started grabing her by her waist. Then I started hugging her more and more. When she took my hand on her belly I realised she likes me. We sang together in karaoke. First I kissed her in a cheek. Several times. In the end I frenchkissed her. I frenchkissed her for a long time several times. She wanted kiss more than me actually so in the last kiss I tried to not stop until she stops. She kisses worse than norway girls btw. She is very bad at frenchkissing. It was more about biting lip than tongue grab. She is Austrian.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:04:32 GMT No. 25641425 SÄGE!
Fuck off gypsy. I'll rape your sister
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:04:48 GMT No. 25641428 SÄGE!
who asked?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:05:43 GMT No. 25641433 >>25641438 >>25643433
>>25641419 I was drunk btw. We met because we ordered same song. It was a coincidence. Or a fate. We shall see later. I also ordered drink for her and her frens who look like lesbians/feminists. Not sure how drunk she was.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:06:40 GMT No. 25641438 >>25641530
>>25641433 Were you with any of your friends as well?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:07:55 GMT No. 25641443
>>25641419 You were singing karaoke alone?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:21:49 GMT No. 25641530 >>25641567
>>25641438 I was alone. I know people from bar but they are not really my frens. I wanted to order a song. Later it ended up that the girl I kissed ordered same song since it is her favorite. It all started from song. I was skeptical at first since I hugged her but she did not hug me back. Layer it evolved. It was similar scenario with norvegian girl except I almost did not speak with her friends.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:28:50 GMT No. 25641567 >>25641630
>>25641530 Getting girls in Austria is this easy?????
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:31:13 GMT No. 25641583 SÄGE!
Incels are victims they did nothing to you retard. You sexually abusing your friends online is no good! Kaputt!
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:31:50 GMT No. 25641591
based
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:37:22 GMT No. 25641630
>>25641567 It is not, austrians are very unfriendly and passive agressive especialky if you don’t speak german. But not all Austrians like that. Also I only kissed her. We are not in a relationship yet. I will see in the morning how it goes. But I want to highlight it, unlike anericans Austrians are unfriendly. The girl I kissed I baited with singing with her and shiwing my passion, that is how it worked. Moreover she was drunk. I am also tall. Need to check next day how it goes. Maybe kiss is all I got from her. I will sleep now. Just wanted to share with bernd my experience. Btw, getting drunk actually works. I had to drink long beach and more than four heavy shots to get drunk. When I am more drunk I am: More confident Less grumpy More friendly People like me more Anyway, I go sleep now.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:48:29 GMT No. 25641686 >>25642229
my first ever kiss was from a french girl at christian camp im the UK in the lobby of a cheap hotel. this is also where i jerked off next to my friends thinking i was quiet loool
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:16:56 GMT No. 25642229
>>25641686 I am going to jerk off right now since that girl is in my heda.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:54:10 GMT No. 25643339
Bump
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:58:48 GMT No. 25643375 SÄGE!
pigdog wet dreams
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:02:20 GMT No. 25643397
She gave me her contacts but not sure if we meet again.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:03:23 GMT No. 25643404 SÄGE!
I still don't recall posing this question
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:08:52 GMT No. 25643433 >>25643449 >>25643467 >>25643543
>>25641433 >We met because we ordered same song Aurolac roads, take me home To the place I belong West Moldova, copper mama Take me home, country roads
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:12:04 GMT No. 25643449
>>25643433 No, but this song was played too.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:14:34 GMT No. 25643467
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>>25643433 lel
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:20:02 GMT No. 25643501
She still did not write me back. :(
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:20:32 GMT No. 25643506 >>25643517
>>25641419 Nice. Tell her that you fuck old whores, it'll make her moist in the panties.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:21:59 GMT No. 25643517
>>25643506 Are you a pedo?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:26:21 GMT No. 25643543 >>25643575 >>25643596
>>25643433 In the original, John Denver was talking about the western part of the State of Virginia. People still to this day think it's about the State of West Virginia. Ignorant asses.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:31:17 GMT No. 25643565
lol i never kissed
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:33:30 GMT No. 25643575
>>25643543 People just sing the song so it doesn’t matter. Also, I don’t hear this song for a while. Kinda surprised it is still popular.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:36:34 GMT No. 25643596
>>25643543 He literally sings about the Blue Ridge Mountains in the song's second line.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:28:06 GMT No. 25643861
My failure was that I was not friendly enough to her creepy friends and talked mostly to her not her friends. It was a bit distespectful and I would not advise bernd doing that. I tried to redeem myself by buying everyone a drink.
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