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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:12:15 GMT No. 25640258 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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What would you do in my situation? Pic related.
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:12:45 GMT No. 25640264 >>25640271
BROWN AS FUCK
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:13:11 GMT No. 25640267 >>25640271
i'm confused it looks like a white man's penis but it's brown
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:13:40 GMT No. 25640271
>>25640264 >>25640267 That's what happens when a Poortugay fucks a Kuruminha.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:13:50 GMT No. 25640273 >>25640289 >>25640335
rub that bad boy up for us and let's see it hard
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:14:15 GMT No. 25640278 >>25640335
Has a woman ever seen it?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:14:54 GMT No. 25640284 >>25640335
Jewed?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:14:56 GMT No. 25640285 >>25640335
>Not only is it tiny and brown, but also mutilated. I'll kms, or go tranny mode then kms
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:15:29 GMT No. 25640289 >>25640335
>>25640273 pour some oil on it so it glistens
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:18:22 GMT No. 25640310 SÄGE! >>25640335
brown makako faggot
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:22:44 GMT No. 25640335 >>25640355 >>25643808
>>25640273 It's as big as it gets. >>25640278 Yes, a fat one, she had sex with me. >>25640284 Yes. >>25640285 Thanks for the advice Bernd. >>25640289 I think you're gay. >>25640310 I know.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:24:50 GMT No. 25640347 >>25640377
Its very brown I have to say
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:25:23 GMT No. 25640355 >>25640377
>>25640335 What did the fat woman say about your penis? How did she react?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:25:35 GMT No. 25640356 >>25640372 >>25640377
Who torched your dick with flame?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:26:04 GMT No. 25640358 SÄGE! >>25640377
I hope thats not erect... then you really got a problem
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:26:27 GMT No. 25640361 >>25640366
It's over for you my brother.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:26:58 GMT No. 25640366
>>25640361 I don't think it even began for him.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:27:12 GMT No. 25640370 >>25640387
ropemaxxing you're probably ugly and short
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:27:27 GMT No. 25640372 >>25640380 >>25640428
>>25640356 brilliant SK post but keep your chopsticks away from it it's not for eating
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:28:07 GMT No. 25640377 >>25640403
>>25640347 If it was bigger i could larp as a negro BBC nigger, but not even that God granted me. It's over. >brown >circumcised >macaco >>25640355 She reacted normally. She did act a bit weird when i *tried* to fuck her sideways (and i couldn't for obvious reasons), maybe she was trying to not hurt my feelings. >>25640356 It's a natural and healthy shade of brown ok >>25640358 It's erect.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:28:19 GMT No. 25640380 >>25640386
>>25640372 Your post not brilliant You could have made mine better
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:28:55 GMT No. 25640384 >>25640390
You know at first i started this thread to laugh with you guys, but now i realized my dick isn't normal. I actually got a problem and i'm upset. Fucking hell.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:29:15 GMT No. 25640386
>>25640380 Ok I will kys
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:29:21 GMT No. 25640387 >>25640397 >>25642382
>>25640370 I won't kill myself, but i will transition into a tranny.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:29:44 GMT No. 25640390
>>25640384 Mine is also brown, but the last time it was that small was when I was 10 years old.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:30:24 GMT No. 25640397
>>25640387 You don't even have a cute succulent benis. You'll have to go under the knife and botch whatever remains of your dick.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:30:25 GMT No. 25640398 SÄGE!
This kind of "person" is posting on the kc with me.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:31:04 GMT No. 25640403
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>>25640377 >It's erect Yeah, sorry to say, but its over for you. Might as well just turn into a tranny or become bottom-homo because with that thing you can't satisfy anyone.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:31:08 GMT No. 25640404
just trannymaxx at this point
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:34:46 GMT No. 25640428
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>>25640372 Would you eat it though?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:35:11 GMT No. 25640433 >>25640440 >>25640447 >>25640452 >>25640469
I'm deleting this threda because i'm seriously upset, i didn't expect to get upset about this. Gonna drink and cope.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:35:40 GMT No. 25640440
>>25640433 It's ok to have a small pp, don't be sad. It's not like you're gonna use it anyway
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:36:15 GMT No. 25640447
>>25640433 There's nothing wrong with you, people are different. Get over with.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:36:46 GMT No. 25640452
>>25640433 Become tranny
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:40:25 GMT No. 25640469
>>25640433 Sorry to be the ones to do this to you, but it's an unfortunate truth. Women consider dudes with small dicks to be totally subhuman, incapable of giving them pleasure. t. owner of short cock
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:41:00 GMT No. 25640474 >>25640484
my pp smol to 😔
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:42:30 GMT No. 25640484 >>25640514
>>25640474 post it
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:49:10 GMT No. 25640514 >>25640519
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>>25640484 thats kind of gay bro
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:49:46 GMT No. 25640519
>>25640514 I'm trans
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:51:47 GMT No. 25640534 >>25640552
What's the problem? I bet it still works well for fapping.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:52:22 GMT No. 25640539 >>25640565
at least you are not a full nigger
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:54:01 GMT No. 25640552
>>25640534 His foreskin is (((mysteriously))) absent.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:56:21 GMT No. 25640565
>>25640539 Outside brapzil he is a full nigger
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:45:08 GMT No. 25640801
become a tranny
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:48:36 GMT No. 25640816
aren't you that tranny who used to post on vhschan?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:49:32 GMT No. 25640821
What am i looking at, some kind of jungle mushroom?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:04:15 GMT No. 25641775
>>25640258 Get laid.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:08:43 GMT No. 25641800 >>25642172
This pp not really your pp? If yes I am so sorry for you... You should just becoma a tranny, you will never be a man with this pp...
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 04:26:35 GMT No. 25641883
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Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:38:49 GMT No. 25642121
Marry a SEA nigger.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:57:08 GMT No. 25642172 >>25642242 >>25642251 >>25642284 >>25643834 >>25643850
>>25641800 My penis is smaller than his, is that really so horrible?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:00:20 GMT No. 25642187 SÄGE!
>brown >tiny dick lmao
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:22:03 GMT No. 25642242
>>25642172 Yes
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:25:31 GMT No. 25642251 >>25642288 >>25642734
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>>25642172 >My penis is smaller than his How is this possible?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:36:34 GMT No. 25642284 >>25642301
>>25642172 No. In the end it doesnt really matter. I have small dick and it doesnt concern me
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:38:27 GMT No. 25642288 >>25642292
>>25642251 Its just smaller, theres not much more how i can put it. I never measured it but maybe i just have a micropenis, when flacid i doibt its even 5cm.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:39:45 GMT No. 25642292 >>25642302 >>25642338
>>25642288 I think its very unlikely you have a micropenis. Micropenises are very micro in size. Meaning that your penis would most likely be almost not visible
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:42:51 GMT No. 25642301 >>25642306
>>25642284 Your brown dick probably looks exactly like OP's grappa
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:42:54 GMT No. 25642302
>>25642292 I just measured it out of curiosity. Barely 3cm when flacid, probably the most correct is 2.9cm. Is this really not a micropenis?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:43:43 GMT No. 25642306
>>25642301 Not everyone is grappa
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:44:14 GMT No. 25642309
Half thai shitskin manlet.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:48:55 GMT No. 25642324
How did they circumcise it? With a microscope?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:50:09 GMT No. 25642330 >>25642359
complete the unfinished job
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:51:09 GMT No. 25642334
come to Europe & fuck white women
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:52:08 GMT No. 25642338
>>25642292 Maybe he has a millipenis or a centipenis
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:58:54 GMT No. 25642359
>>25642330 tiny testicles
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:05:37 GMT No. 25642382 >>25642393
>>25640387 >but i will transition into a tranny. Only if your face is good and feminine Otherwise it's a really bad idea
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:09:21 GMT No. 25642393
>>25642382 Hes better off being a tranner with this kinda benis, even an ugly nikita one.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:35:25 GMT No. 25642734 >>25642749
>>25642251 I have erections every night, all night when I sleep. Good dreams I guess. One morning when I woke up, something had popped in my dick. After than it was ~25% shorter, thinner, and had a 'hinge' where some internal skin of the popped expander part had wrapped around the rest of the internal part of the dick, like a garrote around the throat, cutting into it, and when I tried to push it into vagina, it just doubled over at that hinge. Now I am incel. If you have erections that last for hours, it could happen to you.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:38:25 GMT No. 25642749 >>25642787
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>>25642734 No that doesn't happen to me. Me benis is almost 20 cm long and works all the time.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:39:13 GMT No. 25642752
Transition
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:46:22 GMT No. 25642787 >>25642795
>>25642749 I used to fuck for hours. 40 years ago. How old are you Bernd?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:47:54 GMT No. 25642795 >>25647774
>>25642787 I'm fucked since birth
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:05:18 GMT No. 25642868
>>25640258 Are you that Brazilian femboy?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:11:13 GMT No. 25642899 >>25642987 >>25643813 >>25645518
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OP is a hot sexy femboy
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:12:18 GMT No. 25642904
Damn, his ass must be thicc af
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:28:25 GMT No. 25642987
>>25642899 Very cute diminutive girlpenis. I find cut cocks to be more feminine.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:39:00 GMT No. 25643035
OP, post more please
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:39:46 GMT No. 25643037 >>25643041
is it erect?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 09:40:25 GMT No. 25643041
>>25643037 He says yes
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 11:15:20 GMT No. 25643470
Where is OP?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:15:22 GMT No. 25643794
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>be brown >have small dick
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:18:41 GMT No. 25643808
>>25640335 >as big as it gets You're finished, and that's a lot coming from someone like me.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:19:04 GMT No. 25643810
Looks like my flaccid dick after a cold shower
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:19:52 GMT No. 25643813
>>25642899 Nice Would
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:20:01 GMT No. 25643814 >>25643819 >>25643921
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It is truly over....
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:21:15 GMT No. 25643819
>>25643814 What's this guy's name?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:23:47 GMT No. 25643834 >>25643850
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>>25642172 God damn, what the fuck, I should thank god for not being pardo from the north, shit, I'm so sorry, for real
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:26:31 GMT No. 25643850 >>25643874
>>25643834 My penis is smaller than >>25642172
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:29:55 GMT No. 25643874 >>25643875
>>25643850 At least you are kinda of a first worlder, it's not over. Here teenage girls lust for Koreans, unironically
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:30:32 GMT No. 25643875 >>25645484
>>25643874 I can destroy their lust by stepping into umtza land
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:37:34 GMT No. 25643921 >>25643925
>>25643814 Lol this dude is funny as hell. But why do some people flock to such self demoralizing content?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:38:11 GMT No. 25643925
>>25643921 What's his name?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:38:53 GMT No. 25644287 >>25645257
OP is a minor, there's no way an adult would have a dick so small.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:51:37 GMT No. 25645257 >>25645279
>>25644287 He's so damn hot and chubby, perfect pardo, I'd make him my bf and live together.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:53:37 GMT No. 25645279 >>25645287
>>25645257 Damn, OP Your chance of leaving Brazil...
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 15:54:47 GMT No. 25645287
>>25645279 >leaving Brazil Why would one leave Brazil? I'd prefer to live there rather than in this frozen hellhole.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:04:19 GMT No. 25645361 >>25645504 >>25645531
What are the evolutionary advantages of having a micro brown benin?
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:21:27 GMT No. 25645484 >>25645489 >>25645531
>>25643875 The power to restrain the lust of whores is of immeasurable value to society. Thank you for existing, and having that superpower. Whores destroy societies, as evidenced by numerous examples in history, such as Theodora of Constantinople, Aspasia in Greece, Cleopatra in Egypt, and many more.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:22:33 GMT No. 25645489 >>25645557
>>25645484 And your mother.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:24:33 GMT No. 25645504 >>25645516
>>25645361 Other men find it cute so you have better chances of find a boyfriend.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:26:42 GMT No. 25645516 >>25645521
>>25645504 I prefer to fug troons with big benin tbh
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:27:28 GMT No. 25645518
>>25642899 would
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:28:35 GMT No. 25645521 >>25646135
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>>25645516 this is you
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:30:46 GMT No. 25645531
>>25645361 see >>25645484 There are also biophysical benefits. When erect there is less blood loss to other systems, particularly the brain, which is very demanding of blood. It is less liable to injuries. It causes less disruption to other men obsessed with their own power, beauty, or prowess, which can save your life in certain circumstances. I have found that women find small penors cute. Many scoff at this claim, but the constant stream of arrests of women for abusing young boys sexually prove this is a common lust. It also decreases the pressure to perform in relationships, making it easier to neglect women - although at the cost of being cucked, obv. If women fuck you knowing you have a small penin, you aren't expected to batter their ovaries, and in fact they are much more likely to want to obsess over your cocklet, to fulfill their fantasies of child abuse, IME. Women are of little value, TBH, so the impermanance of relationships is simply the reality of life, unless you are a Muslim in a restrictive country, which has far worse drawbacks.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:31:24 GMT No. 25645535
Built for cunnies.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:35:28 GMT No. 25645557
>>25645489 My mother was actually a politician, so you are closer to reality than you think. Despite her disruptive effect on society, she also loved me always, and deeply, which has been of enormous import in my life, having the opposite effect on me her policies had on society. Life is full of contradictions.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:41:13 GMT No. 25646090
two tone Malone
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:42:32 GMT No. 25646096 >>25646347
having brown dick? id cut it off we dont need any more of the monkeys in the world
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:44:00 GMT No. 25646108
oh shit now i read that its erect well bad luck monkey
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 17:47:38 GMT No. 25646135
>>25645521 It aint me I'm no senator's son
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:14:44 GMT No. 25646347
>>25646096 Go ahead pshek. There are too many Juden already.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:00:11 GMT No. 25647774
>>25642795 Botched circumcision, or congenital? Doesn't really matter. It's a harsh reality, that Peyronie's teaches a fair amount of old men that used to have it better, and later discover the issues through experience that some men have to live with all their lives. fortunately obsessing over body counts isn't all their is in life, and high quality life is always about more than bitches.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:43:30 GMT No. 25648112
kill parents because they mutilated y ou
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