by using my Russian hacker skills and superior Russian software.

>>25639884 Yeah, like this one.

Protect from what? No one's going to attack your site.

Be friends with the ddos as a service people and as soon as someone asks to nuke your site they will tell you and you can nuke them instead

>>25639901 Nowdays automated crawlers look for random sites to attack, especially if they want the domain name to squat on.

have a captcha asking whose Crimea is

>>25639929 Cloudflare won't help you if you're running vulnerable or misconfigured services.