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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:41:15 GMT No. 25638333 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Hello Me and my gf want to get married but we have a couple problems, she's cucktholic and I'm orthodog, so we want to have the wedding in August but half the month from 1 to 15 we can't get married by orthodog law, now we could go to cucktholic church but my parents are gonna be mad, the rest of August our godparents are busy and can't come What do?
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:42:12 GMT No. 25638340
solution :PROTESTANT WEDDING to make mad all
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:42:54 GMT No. 25638345
Retard problem for retards, solution: don't get married
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:43:22 GMT No. 25638349
Do go to church at all, its cringe
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:43:27 GMT No. 25638350 >>25638368
>>25638333 > from 1 to 15 we can't get married by orthodog law, what why? > our godparents are busy and can't come thats why you plan it with over a year ahead
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:43:54 GMT No. 25638360
Imagine being such a pathetic loser you have to brag about having a girlfriend on incel forum
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:44:46 GMT No. 25638368 >>25638378
>>25638350 It's lent about mother Mary dying or something
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:45:33 GMT No. 25638375 >>25638387
Why not just do it later?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:45:49 GMT No. 25638378
>>25638368 weird anyway plan it for the next year or tell the godparents they can come or not, the wedding is happening
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:47:16 GMT No. 25638387 >>25638392
>>25638375 Our godparents can't come
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:47:47 GMT No. 25638392 >>25638400
>>25638387 And other relatives from foreign cunts who only have vacation in august
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:48:24 GMT No. 25638400 >>25638411
>>25638392 Tell them to take a break from their begging and come
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:48:28 GMT No. 25638402
I'm cucktholic and got married in a civil court only because fuck sponsoring priests of any kind
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:49:39 GMT No. 25638411
>>25638400 Kek, lmao
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:52:35 GMT No. 25638439 >>25638458
Also cucktholic bishops can give you dispensations for the lent I bet orthoDOG do it to
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:53:46 GMT No. 25638458
>>25638439 They give it if you grease their hands Problem is my parents and some of my relatives will snub the wedding because it's "immoral"
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 21:29:54 GMT No. 25639391 >>25639870
Solution: there is no god Now that you know this fact, your problems doesn't exists anymore, cause it is all make-believe
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:22:23 GMT No. 25639870
>>25639391 There is God His name is Vladimir Putin His sin is trying to reconstruct the USSR Renounce HATO and God will bless you with bydlo worldview
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