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Smartwatch Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:22:55 GMT No. 25637421 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Bought this smartwatch for 39,99 € to watch my pulse rate while sleeping. The brand is the chinese Brand "YYKY" from Shenzhen. How high are the chances that my health data will directly uploaded to the chinese government?
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:24:01 GMT No. 25637431
Xi is already monitoring
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:26:23 GMT No. 25637440
You could have just bought a polar chest strap for the same price.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:28:54 GMT No. 25637457 >>25637493 >>25637502
>ackerman what?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:29:00 GMT No. 25637459
Enjoy Bluetooth radiation straight into your ass
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:36:38 GMT No. 25637493
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>>25637457
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:38:52 GMT No. 25637502
>>25637457 Unlike in the US, the ending man with one "N" instead of "mann" is a 99% sign of jewishness. Friedmann = german Friedman = jew
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:42:05 GMT No. 25637519
>>25637421 Unironically 100%, plus biometerics and literally any data you have on your phone. Plus, if your bank details are on some way used on your phone, like on googleplay or apples app store, they have access to that as well.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 17:59:46 GMT No. 25637624
switch to metal band the rubber one give you fungus
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 18:02:06 GMT No. 25637635
China gonna sissify you with vibrations n shit
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 18:14:39 GMT No. 25637710 >>25637736
Heart rate, body temperature and gayness measurements are only to be trusted and precise if measured by a rectal probe (which happens to look like a butt plug).
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 18:19:10 GMT No. 25637736 >>25638567 >>25638583
>>25637710 can confirm, i went to a sleep study once and my anus was sore when i woke up. the doctor was a nice bald french-canadian man.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:05:05 GMT No. 25638567 >>25638581
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>>25637736 reminder that nigor speaks russian hebrew and english, not french.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:06:39 GMT No. 25638581
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>>25638567 he make noises the gutman sounds
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:06:47 GMT No. 25638583
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>>25637736 c'est les suppositoires, sans doutes
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:08:40 GMT No. 25638597
>>25637421 It is always better to use foreign services rather than local ones. The local KGB is more interested in you when you commit thoughtcrimes.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:10:54 GMT No. 25638623
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All of those chink watches are bullshit and not precise at all. I tried 110 Euro xiomi smart watch. Then put hand in proper device father has. And the measurements in smarth watch were all over the place with error range of like 60%
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:13:43 GMT No. 25638639 >>25638663
It's very suspicious how you need an account and to sync it with your phone before you can use it, at least it was with some Xiaomi shit watch I had, the strap broke on it and there's no way to get a new one so it's useless now
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:16:35 GMT No. 25638663 >>25638787
>>25638639 what ? you order a new strap from ali temu
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:25:34 GMT No. 25638755 >>25638797
My BP and heart rate is only normal when heavenly drunk. What to do?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:28:55 GMT No. 25638787
>>25638663 huh yea it was removable but I'd rather not use it anyway, you want it?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:30:08 GMT No. 25638797
>>25638755 Drink more
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