Which door would You pick, Bernd?
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Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:26:52 GMT
No. 25634237
I’d choose to become an hero.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:26:57 GMT
No. 25634238
Red is the obvious choice. Youth can't be bought.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:27:24 GMT
No. 25634240
SÄGE!
>>25634243
Also you could make 50mil ez from knowledge of stock, bitcoin,etc.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:27:29 GMT
No. 25634241
Red. Duh. I know know what to invest in, hard lessions about where I went/did wrong. Cool shit like that.
>>25634240
You start anew as a 10yo boy, but You won't go back to the year you were 10yo, You would be a 10yo now in 2025
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:28:49 GMT
No. 25634244
one dollar every day. y'all dumb ass niggaz don't know about passive income.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:29:48 GMT
No. 25634245
>>25634243
Yes, I would get older girls to rape me.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:27 GMT
No. 25634247
>>25634282
>>25634243
That's not starting anew, that's just becoming younger
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:42 GMT
No. 25634248
none
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:32:36 GMT
No. 25634253
Red, it's not even a contest.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:33:08 GMT
No. 25634255
Blue would only be worth if it was like 150 years, 15 years is nothing.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:33:36 GMT
No. 25634257
Red
Imagine being 10 and already completely rotten and dead inside
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:36:42 GMT
No. 25634269
Red obviously. I don't think I even have another 15 years left.
>>25634243
Gay.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:37:13 GMT
No. 25634271
>>25634887
Blue is the less worse option. I don't want to go through all that shit again.
Can you take me back to 2012 instead, so I can buy bitcoin and Nvidia?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:37:16 GMT
No. 25634272
>>25634261
That’s the best part.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:38:39 GMT
No. 25634276
>>25634282
Red oh God please red
>>25634243
Starting a new life =/= starting your life anew
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:39:11 GMT
No. 25634277
>>25634261
Literally the plot of many such eromanga, etc
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:39:28 GMT
No. 25634280
Red.
Being a peverted shota genius would be far more enjoyable than anything I could buy with 50 million in 10 years.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:40:20 GMT
No. 25634282
>>25634289
>>25635134
>>25634276
>>25634247
But then the question becomes stupid as anyone with $10 could make 100 million dollars if they go back to 2009 and buy bitcoin
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:43:35 GMT
No. 25634289
>>25634294
>>25634282
And in return for not taking that path you get access to 15 years of tech advancement to enjoy that you otherwise would've been to dead to see
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:44:24 GMT
No. 25634291
>>25634261
Imagine being 10 and having your perfect health back. It would be pure bliss just existing.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:45:27 GMT
No. 25634294
>>25634299
>>25634289
Just send me back to 2002
I'll ride dicks for $10 and save enough money to buy 500.000 Bitcoins in 2010
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:46:26 GMT
No. 25634299
>>25634312
>>25634294
You are really obsessed with being bummed for money aren't you
That other thread you also talked about it
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:46:40 GMT
No. 25634301
>>25635633
Blue obviously.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:49:44 GMT
No. 25634312
>>25634316
>>25634299
What the hell?
That's the first time I say something like that and I was just joking for fuck's sake
You are mistaking me for that bottom gay blueflag
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:50:57 GMT
No. 25634316
>>25634323
>>25634312
I don't quite remember it, it was a thread about being paid by Elon to be bummed or something. It was a hypothetical scenario thread just like this one.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:53:01 GMT
No. 25634323
>>25634316
Not me
I haven't been in Elon threads for a while, I hate discussing politics
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:53:50 GMT
No. 25634328
>>25634335
I had seniors in high school hitting on me by age eleven or twelve. I had fucking abs. I want to go back and fucking SLAY
you can keep your buttcoins
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:55:34 GMT
No. 25634335
>>25634418
>>25634328
There are more millionaires in the US than people with 6 packs
Congrats, You were once a winner above millionaires
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:02:25 GMT
No. 25634362
>>25634375
The problematic part is losing good friends I made, 2 out of 3, but returning to 1999 would be fantastic.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:06:56 GMT
No. 25634375
>>25634362
going back in time is where my friends were
worthless though they became
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:09:06 GMT
No. 25634382
>>25634467
>>25634475
10 years old is too late.
2 years old is about right.
There are a lot of life paths got closed by the age of 10.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:20:52 GMT
No. 25634418
>>25634335
that sounds like bullshit chick logic, but I believe it
my goal is to get a 6pack (or whatever I have hiding), get a few pictures for proof, and probably never worry about it ever again.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:28:03 GMT
No. 25634443
red, only a retard would choose blue
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:33:26 GMT
No. 25634467
>>25634382
10 years old is still perfect health, that alone is worth 50 guhzillion dollars
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:34:18 GMT
No. 25634473
Who hasn't dreamed about the red door scenario?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:35:09 GMT
No. 25634475
>>25634382
Like what, your mom not buying you more Legos?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:35:34 GMT
No. 25634478
Red how's that even a question
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:14:50 GMT
No. 25634887
>>25634937
>>25634271
You aren't going back in time.
You are transmitted into a 10 year old in current year.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:16:55 GMT
No. 25634898
>>25634924
Twist: the red door does NOT send you back in time
what now fags
t. still on red team
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:17:47 GMT
No. 25634904
Red
I would most likely end up dead or accidently implregnating 5 girls by age 15 tho
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:19:10 GMT
No. 25634913
>>25634233
Red door. I could buy bitcoin and become richer than 50 million. Also, my great grandparents would be alive.
It is a nobrainer.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:20:44 GMT
No. 25634924
>>25634930
>>25634898
How would you even explain this situation to everybody you know
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:20:49 GMT
No. 25634925
>>25634931
Blue obviously
I'm closer to death and rich, win-win
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:21:54 GMT
No. 25634930
>>25634924
I'd run away and pretend to be an undocumented refugee
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:22:19 GMT
No. 25634931
>>25634950
>>25634925
Plot twist: in 15 years yellowstone exploded, china invaded the US and the dolla is worthless
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:24:08 GMT
No. 25634937
>>25635138
>>25634887
Like the classic nipponese tale "If My Wife Becomes an Elementary School Student"
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:27:11 GMT
No. 25634950
>>25634931
I'm still left with a single win situation: closer to death
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:50:29 GMT
No. 25635041
the red one of course
to make blue choice somewhat interesting you have to at least offer a small factory, that makes 5$ millions profits annually (in 2000's USD, adjusted to inflation), something really reliable that would last for like a century
you should also write in the gambling limits clause to the time travel,
changing timeline should scramble all the proper nouns and mathematical probabilities, so you won't be able to invest in tesla before they will inflate the bubble and quit before they start to deflate it, or bet on some bookmaker-controlled sport, or invest in some scamcoin
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:16:11 GMT
No. 25635134
>>25634282
then you will lose your hard drive, or end up in a private jail, or end up exchanging it for real money on a scam site
what happens to the most of the crypto-owners, and what they always fail to tell you
but either way, gambling cheat is too powerful
better option is to invest in an enterprise, that you know would be guaranteed to turn profit, then sell it before it would start to decline
it's easy to become rich by buying plywood in 2021 USA and selling it for 10 times the price in 2023
or buy cancer vaccine precursors before the EU ban in 2030 and sell them for 1000x
or prepare several thousands egg laying chickens in 2024 and sell the business to trump in 2025 for egg price to drop immediately
or prepare a pipe on the northern and western borders of ukraine and sell the pipe passage to potential bussyfication clients for 10000$ each
or buy up all the destroyed property in Maruipol for basically free, then exchange it for empty shoreside land from Russian Federation government
or send Hesbollah the message about their pagers having explosives inside and collect donations from grateful people, who survived the jew, often saving their kids from being blown up
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:17:33 GMT
No. 25635138
>>25634937
the plot is actually sad and it's about coping with the loss of the loving mother
while most of the people didn't have a loving mother even when she was alive
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:22:53 GMT
No. 25635153
>>25634233
Red door, even knowing that it will be hard.
t.bad childhood haver
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:38:33 GMT
No. 25635238
How do I know 50 million will still be worth anything in 15 years? That's a lot of presidents.
10 years but preferably younger.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:39:59 GMT
No. 25635247
>>25634233
Red without any hesitation. I fucked up most of my childhood and my entire teenage years and it would be easily fixable now.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:42 GMT
No. 25635323
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:54:02 GMT
No. 25635539
Red, just knowing COVID is going to happen alone will net you a lot of money, you can earn as much as possible then invest in Pfizer
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:14:31 GMT
No. 25635633
>>25635762
>>25634301
how anyone listened to him and then decided to vote for him is beyond me
i understand the protest vote motivations and feeling helpless against the endless woke bullshit from the far left but even so...
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:17:33 GMT
No. 25635655
>>25634233
Red Door doesnt give you anything if you still grow in a shithole. You have the knowledge superior to your parents and everyone but noone will believe you in anything. You need to survive being an adult as child.
Pedobernd probably get beaten to death by others for being the weird touchy psychokid.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:37:07 GMT
No. 25635738
>>25635744
>Invest the 100€ I had when I was 10 into Bitcoin
>It's 8000€ now
Not worth it
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:38:26 GMT
No. 25635744
>>25635768
>>25635800
>>25635738
But you could continue investing, it was cheap for many years
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:43:47 GMT
No. 25635762
>>25635633
amerimutts are extremely low IQ so it is no surprise they fall for "blue->red->blue->red" two party duopoly march of tyranny.
Trump has been instructed by his deepstate handlers to lower the intellectual bar in his public messaging to appeal to average 50IQ amerishart, and it's working as intended. Sharties love that incoherent niggerbabble.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:45:47 GMT
No. 25635768
>>25635800
>>25635842
>>25635744
it is also cheap now, you can invest NOW
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:49:29 GMT
No. 25635788
RED
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:52:12 GMT
No. 25635800
>>25635839
>>25635744
Bruh it was never really under 1 band since I turned 10
>>25635768
Invest in FloydAI on Solana, Bitcoin won't 10x, it's only for boomers who are already rich and want to get 20% more money before they die
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:57:35 GMT
No. 25635820
RED DOOR
EVERYTHING INTO CRYPTO
I'M GOING TO THE MOON, BABY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:02:22 GMT
No. 25635839
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:02:38 GMT
No. 25635842
>>25635768
Yeah i dont know
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:11:11 GMT
No. 25635880
>>25634233
Red, obviously.
Would get to fugg young girls. Have a family and make lot more than 50 million from bitcoin etc.
Could actually lead happy life since now I would be able to handle the bullies.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:17:28 GMT
No. 25635918
>>25635938
The red door makes no sense. You'd be bored to death by the same events happening over and over again. You wouldn't ever be surprised. Future awaits!
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:20:09 GMT
No. 25635938
>>25635918
it's already on different timeline because we would have more information we did back then
both is horrible.
I dont want to be old but I also dont want to be in school against.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:23:53 GMT
No. 25635955
>>25635953
>school against
why not? it would be fun with little girls around and you already know more than is required
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:30:32 GMT
No. 25635986
>>25636003
>>25635953
If you remembered enough stuff you could just test out or go on a advanced track and do collage level material early.
Hell, depending on how you interpret the text of the red door, you would be starting over in current year, meaning could could do the whole computer/cyber school thing where your adult brain can grind out a whole week's worth of work in 3 or 4 hours and then the rest of the time is yours.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:35:42 GMT
No. 25636003
>>25635986
10 year old orphan genius
hopefully they wont do dna testing at some point and make you lab rat for mysterious youthening
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:56:04 GMT
No. 25636133
>>25635953
Being in school with an adult brain is awesome. I know more math than any elementary school math teacher, I would make questions only to humilliate them in front of all the other kids. I would have a little gf and completely obliterate all children that tried to make fun of me, I fight BJJ as well so they would hold no chance with a kid who fights BJJ on adult level.
My life wouldn't have been so bad, maybe I could spend time partaking on math olympiads and move to the first world while still a young teenager and now I could be completely different by my age. Time and youth are the most precious things, I bet any rich guy would trade 50 million to go back in time when it was 10, or at least become a 10 year old right now.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 14:03:59 GMT
No. 25636189
>>25636265
When I was 10yo I was short, broke, with a small dick. Hard times. Glad it's over. Some dudes never made it out.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 14:14:03 GMT
No. 25636247
i dont want to be bullied against
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 14:15:56 GMT
No. 25636265
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 14:34:44 GMT
No. 25636407
I used to wish very much that I could send my mind back in time into my body when I was a pre-teen and start over, then I realised that I would probably do worse and suffer more on my second attempt than I did initially, everything I have experienced has been harmful to me and in every way in which I have grown it has been into something worse than I was at the beginning
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 15:08:15 GMT
No. 25636582
I remember you could register on some website for 1000 XRP. I still have them. Also participating in airdrops for XRP holders for adidtional benefits, which I missed.
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