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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:25:57 GMT No. 25634233 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Which door would You pick, Bernd?
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:26:52 GMT No. 25634237
I’d choose to become an hero.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:26:57 GMT No. 25634238
Red is the obvious choice. Youth can't be bought.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:27:24 GMT No. 25634240 SÄGE! >>25634243
Also you could make 50mil ez from knowledge of stock, bitcoin,etc.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:27:29 GMT No. 25634241
Red. Duh. I know know what to invest in, hard lessions about where I went/did wrong. Cool shit like that.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:28:32 GMT No. 25634243 >>25634245 >>25634247 >>25634269 >>25634276 >>25635323
>>25634240 You start anew as a 10yo boy, but You won't go back to the year you were 10yo, You would be a 10yo now in 2025
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:28:49 GMT No. 25634244
one dollar every day. y'all dumb ass niggaz don't know about passive income.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:29:48 GMT No. 25634245
>>25634243 Yes, I would get older girls to rape me.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:27 GMT No. 25634247 >>25634282
>>25634243 That's not starting anew, that's just becoming younger
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:42 GMT No. 25634248
none
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:32:36 GMT No. 25634253
Red, it's not even a contest.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:33:08 GMT No. 25634255
Blue would only be worth if it was like 150 years, 15 years is nothing.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:33:36 GMT No. 25634257
Red
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:34:57 GMT No. 25634261 >>25634272 >>25634277 >>25634291
Imagine being 10 and already completely rotten and dead inside
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:36:42 GMT No. 25634269
Red obviously. I don't think I even have another 15 years left. >>25634243 Gay.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:37:13 GMT No. 25634271 >>25634887
Blue is the less worse option. I don't want to go through all that shit again. Can you take me back to 2012 instead, so I can buy bitcoin and Nvidia?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:37:16 GMT No. 25634272
>>25634261 That’s the best part.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:38:39 GMT No. 25634276 >>25634282
Red oh God please red >>25634243 Starting a new life =/= starting your life anew
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:39:11 GMT No. 25634277
>>25634261 Literally the plot of many such eromanga, etc
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:39:28 GMT No. 25634280
Red. Being a peverted shota genius would be far more enjoyable than anything I could buy with 50 million in 10 years.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:40:20 GMT No. 25634282 >>25634289 >>25635134
>>25634276 >>25634247 But then the question becomes stupid as anyone with $10 could make 100 million dollars if they go back to 2009 and buy bitcoin
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:43:35 GMT No. 25634289 >>25634294
>>25634282 And in return for not taking that path you get access to 15 years of tech advancement to enjoy that you otherwise would've been to dead to see
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:44:24 GMT No. 25634291
>>25634261 Imagine being 10 and having your perfect health back. It would be pure bliss just existing.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:45:27 GMT No. 25634294 >>25634299
>>25634289 Just send me back to 2002 I'll ride dicks for $10 and save enough money to buy 500.000 Bitcoins in 2010
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:46:26 GMT No. 25634299 >>25634312
>>25634294 You are really obsessed with being bummed for money aren't you That other thread you also talked about it
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:46:40 GMT No. 25634301 >>25635633
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Blue obviously.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:49:44 GMT No. 25634312 >>25634316
>>25634299 What the hell? That's the first time I say something like that and I was just joking for fuck's sake You are mistaking me for that bottom gay blueflag
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:50:57 GMT No. 25634316 >>25634323
>>25634312 I don't quite remember it, it was a thread about being paid by Elon to be bummed or something. It was a hypothetical scenario thread just like this one.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:53:01 GMT No. 25634323
>>25634316 Not me I haven't been in Elon threads for a while, I hate discussing politics
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:53:50 GMT No. 25634328 >>25634335
I had seniors in high school hitting on me by age eleven or twelve. I had fucking abs. I want to go back and fucking SLAY you can keep your buttcoins
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:55:34 GMT No. 25634335 >>25634418
>>25634328 There are more millionaires in the US than people with 6 packs Congrats, You were once a winner above millionaires
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:02:25 GMT No. 25634362 >>25634375
The problematic part is losing good friends I made, 2 out of 3, but returning to 1999 would be fantastic.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:06:56 GMT No. 25634375
>>25634362 going back in time is where my friends were worthless though they became
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:09:06 GMT No. 25634382 >>25634467 >>25634475
10 years old is too late. 2 years old is about right. There are a lot of life paths got closed by the age of 10.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:20:52 GMT No. 25634418
>>25634335 that sounds like bullshit chick logic, but I believe it my goal is to get a 6pack (or whatever I have hiding), get a few pictures for proof, and probably never worry about it ever again.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:28:03 GMT No. 25634443
red, only a retard would choose blue
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:33:26 GMT No. 25634467
>>25634382 10 years old is still perfect health, that alone is worth 50 guhzillion dollars
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:34:18 GMT No. 25634473
Who hasn't dreamed about the red door scenario?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:35:09 GMT No. 25634475
>>25634382 Like what, your mom not buying you more Legos?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 07:35:34 GMT No. 25634478
Red how's that even a question
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:14:50 GMT No. 25634887 >>25634937
>>25634271 You aren't going back in time. You are transmitted into a 10 year old in current year.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:16:55 GMT No. 25634898 >>25634924
Twist: the red door does NOT send you back in time what now fags t. still on red team
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:17:47 GMT No. 25634904
Red I would most likely end up dead or accidently implregnating 5 girls by age 15 tho
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:19:10 GMT No. 25634913
>>25634233 Red door. I could buy bitcoin and become richer than 50 million. Also, my great grandparents would be alive. It is a nobrainer.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:20:44 GMT No. 25634924 >>25634930
>>25634898 How would you even explain this situation to everybody you know
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:20:49 GMT No. 25634925 >>25634931
Blue obviously I'm closer to death and rich, win-win
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:21:54 GMT No. 25634930
>>25634924 I'd run away and pretend to be an undocumented refugee
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:22:19 GMT No. 25634931 >>25634950
>>25634925 Plot twist: in 15 years yellowstone exploded, china invaded the US and the dolla is worthless
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:24:08 GMT No. 25634937 >>25635138
>>25634887 Like the classic nipponese tale "If My Wife Becomes an Elementary School Student"
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:27:11 GMT No. 25634950
>>25634931 I'm still left with a single win situation: closer to death
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:50:29 GMT No. 25635041
the red one of course to make blue choice somewhat interesting you have to at least offer a small factory, that makes 5$ millions profits annually (in 2000's USD, adjusted to inflation), something really reliable that would last for like a century you should also write in the gambling limits clause to the time travel, changing timeline should scramble all the proper nouns and mathematical probabilities, so you won't be able to invest in tesla before they will inflate the bubble and quit before they start to deflate it, or bet on some bookmaker-controlled sport, or invest in some scamcoin
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:16:11 GMT No. 25635134
>>25634282 then you will lose your hard drive, or end up in a private jail, or end up exchanging it for real money on a scam site what happens to the most of the crypto-owners, and what they always fail to tell you but either way, gambling cheat is too powerful better option is to invest in an enterprise, that you know would be guaranteed to turn profit, then sell it before it would start to decline it's easy to become rich by buying plywood in 2021 USA and selling it for 10 times the price in 2023 or buy cancer vaccine precursors before the EU ban in 2030 and sell them for 1000x or prepare several thousands egg laying chickens in 2024 and sell the business to trump in 2025 for egg price to drop immediately or prepare a pipe on the northern and western borders of ukraine and sell the pipe passage to potential bussyfication clients for 10000$ each or buy up all the destroyed property in Maruipol for basically free, then exchange it for empty shoreside land from Russian Federation government or send Hesbollah the message about their pagers having explosives inside and collect donations from grateful people, who survived the jew, often saving their kids from being blown up
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:17:33 GMT No. 25635138
>>25634937 the plot is actually sad and it's about coping with the loss of the loving mother while most of the people didn't have a loving mother even when she was alive
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:22:53 GMT No. 25635153
>>25634233 Red door, even knowing that it will be hard. t.bad childhood haver
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:38:33 GMT No. 25635238
How do I know 50 million will still be worth anything in 15 years? That's a lot of presidents. 10 years but preferably younger.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:39:59 GMT No. 25635247
>>25634233 Red without any hesitation. I fucked up most of my childhood and my entire teenage years and it would be easily fixable now.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:42 GMT No. 25635323
>>25634243 Retard
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:54:02 GMT No. 25635539
Red, just knowing COVID is going to happen alone will net you a lot of money, you can earn as much as possible then invest in Pfizer
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:14:31 GMT No. 25635633 >>25635762
>>25634301 how anyone listened to him and then decided to vote for him is beyond me i understand the protest vote motivations and feeling helpless against the endless woke bullshit from the far left but even so...
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:17:33 GMT No. 25635655
>>25634233 Red Door doesnt give you anything if you still grow in a shithole. You have the knowledge superior to your parents and everyone but noone will believe you in anything. You need to survive being an adult as child. Pedobernd probably get beaten to death by others for being the weird touchy psychokid.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:37:07 GMT No. 25635738 >>25635744
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>Invest the 100€ I had when I was 10 into Bitcoin >It's 8000€ now Not worth it
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:38:26 GMT No. 25635744 >>25635768 >>25635800
>>25635738 But you could continue investing, it was cheap for many years
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:43:47 GMT No. 25635762
>>25635633 amerimutts are extremely low IQ so it is no surprise they fall for "blue->red->blue->red" two party duopoly march of tyranny. Trump has been instructed by his deepstate handlers to lower the intellectual bar in his public messaging to appeal to average 50IQ amerishart, and it's working as intended. Sharties love that incoherent niggerbabble.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:45:47 GMT No. 25635768 >>25635800 >>25635842
>>25635744 it is also cheap now, you can invest NOW
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:49:29 GMT No. 25635788
RED
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:52:12 GMT No. 25635800 >>25635839
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>>25635744 Bruh it was never really under 1 band since I turned 10 >>25635768 Invest in FloydAI on Solana, Bitcoin won't 10x, it's only for boomers who are already rich and want to get 20% more money before they die
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:57:35 GMT No. 25635820
RED DOOR EVERYTHING INTO CRYPTO I'M GOING TO THE MOON, BABY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:02:22 GMT No. 25635839
>>25635800 Underage raus
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:02:38 GMT No. 25635842
>>25635768 Yeah i dont know
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 13:11:11 GMT No. 25635880
>>25634233 Red, obviously. Would get to fugg young girls. Have a family and make lot more than 50 million from bitcoin etc. Could actually lead happy life since now I would be able to handle the bullies.
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