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i fucked up Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:12:32 GMT No. 25631190 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Yesterday I went to eat currywurst with some colleagues at a Generation Alpha chip shop. Gurrdurr Bernd, what level hot sauce do you get? I bet you can't get level 6. I ordered level 10, and it was hell. My nose immediately started running, I started sweating, and my mouth was numb an hour later. Today, I honestly shat over 20 times, and my anus is burning. I'll never eat something like that again. Why do people do that? I only did it because I'm new at the company and wanted to show the guys how tough I am. By the way, the next toughest one was level 8, and it goes from levels 1-12.
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:14:23 GMT No. 25631199 >>25631350
that Hot Ones show proved many times that those scales a somewhat arbitrary the only real deal hot sauce is Da Bomb
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:14:32 GMT No. 25631202
White men destroy themselves
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:16:48 GMT No. 25631221 >>25631996
Destroyed my stomach forever because ate too spicy...or rather drank very hot alcohol
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:18:14 GMT No. 25631232 >>25631247
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I mean it's cringe to show off with that. But while you ask, I go to Bestworschtintown in the region of Frankfurt often and I eat F. I used to grow habaneros but not this year sadly, too much work.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:20:54 GMT No. 25631247
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>>25631232 sme as this shit will never eat 1.2m scoville since yesterday
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:27:54 GMT No. 25631284 >>25631326
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I bought a couple of bottles of Ashes 2 Ashes primo sauce. It's supposed to be the hottest sauce without chili extract (which tastes terrible). It's nice but F curry sausage is still hotter. The reason I eat hot is because it makes you high without using drugs. The pain makes the body release endogenous morphine which is rad.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:35:51 GMT No. 25631326 >>25631371
>>25631284 >The pain makes the body release For me its actuall pain at the ass. >I used to grow habaneros i wanted to do this often cause i have a garden, but im too busy with work, and then to lazy to do it. When I have some time left, the sowing date is over, berndstyle.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:40:13 GMT No. 25631350 >>25631358
>>25631199 da bomb is pure chemicals, nothing "real" about it. it's incredibly bitter, tastes and feels absolutely disgusting, unusable for any real application other than being a joke. you do realize some people use hot sauce as an actual seasoning and not as a dare, right?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:40:43 GMT No. 25631354
Almans are gay potatoes who can't even handle a little bit of spice.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:41:53 GMT No. 25631358 >>25631367
>>25631350 probably true as I've never tasted anything hotter than Sriracha but Da Bomb is definitely solid in its experience
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:43:28 GMT No. 25631367
>>25631358 It was made to be pure pain, and it is pure pain. You're right about that.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:43:49 GMT No. 25631371
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>>25631326 >For me its actuall pain at the ass. You only know that you have eaten really hot when your piss is orange and burns like fire.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:47:45 GMT No. 25631402 >>25631473
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I like spicy food. I found that the trick to finding a good hot sauce is to make sure not to buy anything that is specifically advertised as having a super high scoville rating or being super spicy. Because then you know that the sauce will taste like garbage. There's no point in eating spicy stuff to seem like a big man when it's disgusting, there are plenty of spicy things that taste good. Get sauces that seem like they'd taste nice, made with real ingredients. I recently got this garlic hot sauce, tastes very pleasant because i love garlic, the spice hits you fast and hard but goes away very quickly. Scoville rating is low (120k) so you can get away with generously spreading it over your food.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:58:29 GMT No. 25631473 >>25631508
>>25631402 Bought the sames but didn't open it yet. Tbh quite expensive. More expensive then 2x Melinda's ghost pepper which tastes breddy gud.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 20:04:17 GMT No. 25631508
>>25631473 it was pretty pricy. maybe even a bit overpriced, i dunno if i'll be buying more of it. i'll try melinda's sometime, it does look pretty good.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:04:43 GMT No. 25631950
You are pucci. I got Carolina Reaper pepper in my eyes and took it like a champ. You complain about it in your food.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:07:31 GMT No. 25631967 >>25631982 >>25631985
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Extremely spicy food is retarded, I like up to ghost pepper hot though
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:09:41 GMT No. 25631982
>>25631967 Also some sauce with "ghost pepper" in the name is nothing compared to taking a bite of one which I would never recommend
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:09:58 GMT No. 25631985 >>25632011
>>25631967 I agree. It ruins the taste. But putting even a little of a really hot pepper in your food taste good. I like the Carolina reaper because it wakes you up like coffee.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:11:31 GMT No. 25631996
>>25631221 >Destroyed my stomach forever Really? Pls explain your condition.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:13:44 GMT No. 25632011
>>25631985 You can also turn it into weapon and spray it in people’s faces and probably kill them.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 21:20:22 GMT No. 25632049
>>25631190 Yes, Poland inventedhot sauce. Polish cuisine is known for hot and spicy flavour.
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