Looks pretty chubby. Why is he interested in humans?

That's way to fat to be wild. It's probably their pet.

I would shit myself.

>>25630416 tfw no courgar pet

I would rather like to see this. Would feed and cuddle.

America has K-O-T-S.

>>25630492 Yurope had hyena kots in ice age.

Clearly it's a hot sexy lady in her were-cougar form, come to prey on my precious Bernd virginity. So I open the door for her.

>>25630398 grab a can of tuna and approach it while making *pssss pssss psss psss* noises to pet it, of course.

Big kot >>25630546 Cougars make a sound like a woman being strangled or raped when you are walking in the woods at night

>>25630546 KSH KSH KSH is the noice to make

>>25630503 You absolute buffoon, Europe has lynxes yet you shill for african animals

>>25630562 Oh its YOU again. I can say the same. You had african lion on your flag while your country had tigers till 1958 ...

>>25630575 Lions were found all over the Middle East and Greece tho, still find some in India Subhuman, gypsy retard

>>25630586 >historic distribution Nigger faggot by that logic i can slso say hyenas are european cause we had cave hyenas 20k years ago.

>>25630592 20k is prehistoric, retard

how do those animals taste?

>>25630586 Red foxes are the most based animals, they are spread everywhere except NIGGER countries

>>25630602 With their tongues.

>show this creatura to my cat >this little shit doesn't care, she fart and turn 360° back to her sleeping couch

I would open the door and let the kitty in from the cold.

>>25630625 good representation of you, Juan

>>25630475 What if it was sleeping off a hangover and decided to try to steal your alcohol after it woke up?

>>25630398 do the helicopter

>>25630689 Then I would buy more, problems werent.

>>25630475 Hyena is a perfect analogy for pozznr

>>25630704 Roosia is a bear, bears are doglike, hyenas are catlike.

People always say Poland is the hyena of yurop. I would cuddle, feed and kiss Poland if that was the case.

Mountain lions are cute!

>>25630733 Would you suck its feminine penis?

>>25630475 Read it as breed and I was like based

>>25630958 If I was a hyena, sure. As human not since sodomy means eternal hell.

Tell him God promised him the Americas and subvert his species

what the hell? even the mountain lion ain't impressed

>>25630398 >What do?

Big cats want cuddle, too

>>25631313 Das rite my fellow feline brother.

Can someone explain why we only domesticated tiny little housecats? There are cats in basically any size, like 20,30,40,60kg cats available for keeping as a pet. Yet we only have tiny smol housecats. I guess the main need for cats was to hunt mice and normal sized cat does that well? What about big rattus? Some cats are scared of big rats, no? Maybe having a lynx to hunt rats would be sensible?

>>25631671 Egxptians tried to domesticate hyenas but didnt work since they are pack animals and their meat doesnt taste well.

>>25631671 Anything larger would rip you to shreds, large cats are dangerous and more likely to prey on humans above a certain size

>>25631671 >Can someone explain why we only domesticated tiny little housecats? even domestic cats can make your arms look like cutfag

cute, would let in

>>25630992 SHE CRIED MORE, MORE, MORE

>>25631884 This is literally not a problem. Kill all who dare to bite/scratch a human not playfully and in a short time this gene will vanish. Like hunting dog breeds who would attack wolves/bears but can't even guard against humans, so much it's embedded into them that humans are not for biting.

Russia has Big Floppa but he ain't actually that big. My mate had a big (the size of medium dog, wighting over 15kg) furry cat he said was a reed cat mutt. It was pretty chill and okay with petting.

Take rifle and shoot it from second flor

Mountain lions don't look so big, at most it is a dog-sized cat. Why mutts die to mountain lions so often?

If you're cold he's cold

Let him in obviously. He just went out for pee