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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:54:29 GMT No. 25629372 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Does he know that Champagne only comes from the Champagne region?
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:56:03 GMT No. 25629379
The man drinks diet coke and eats well-done steak with ketchup.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:56:46 GMT No. 25629384
>unuronically endorsing surrender monkeys trademark faggotory I hope Trump put even more tarifs on EU-nuchs.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:59:23 GMT No. 25629398 >>25631343
>Hourly trump hyperbuttblast thread
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:59:26 GMT No. 25629400 >>25629492 >>25629596
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that's europoor law.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:00:54 GMT No. 25629412
Trump's made a faux pas. There will surely be tittering at his next luncheon.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:01:06 GMT No. 25629417
>Does he know The answer is pretty much always "no"
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:09:50 GMT No. 25629465 >>25629480
I would rape Trump if he didn't smell like an old person's toilet.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:12:11 GMT No. 25629480
>>25629465 Thats enough Dwayne
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:14:34 GMT No. 25629492 >>25629501
>>25629400 7$ champagne? that's cheaper than their eggs. does it come in a spray bottle like their americheese?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:14:36 GMT No. 25629493
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:14:56 GMT No. 25629494 >>25629524
>>25629372 We don't follow retarded euro naming conventions
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:15:55 GMT No. 25629501 >>25629502
>>25629492 No but it does come with superior screw off lids so you don't have to look like a fag dealing with a cork
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:16:10 GMT No. 25629502
>>25629501 classy
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:19:26 GMT No. 25629524 >>25629532 >>25629573 >>25629700
>>25629494 It's not a naming convention, it's euro law. They've got a whole slew of (expensive) geographically protected "brands". Basically high value protectionism
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:20:50 GMT No. 25629532 >>25629543 >>25629570 >>25629607 >>25629624
>>25629524 its so that Ameriswines dont ruin it with their ignorance like screw off lids. Champagne needs to breathe a bit through the cork also it handles higher pressure.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:22:21 GMT No. 25629543
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>>25629532 >Champagne needs to breathe a bit through the cork dumbest post of the day award goes to you
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:24:14 GMT No. 25629555
Rich people will still buys it and the american government will make some change in return. It's a nothing burger.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:26:56 GMT No. 25629570
>>25629532 screw off lids are superior in every way. Corks are only used out of tradition. Champaign doesn't need to "breathe". Ridiculous
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:27:43 GMT No. 25629573
>>25629524 >it's euro law ok, so it's literally nothing
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:31:21 GMT No. 25629596 >>25629609
>>25629400 That's sparkling wine.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:32:18 GMT No. 25629607
>>25629532 >Champagne needs to breathe a bit through the cork You cannot be serious.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:32:49 GMT No. 25629609 >>25629618
>>25629596 Champagne is sparkling wine as well.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:34:09 GMT No. 25629617 >>25629627
I usually drink sparkling wine (Sekt in Germany), I once bought a bottle of Moët for 60€ and I didn't like the taste. Also the bubbles are a little bit different. So there is definetely differences between sparkling wine and champagne
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:34:16 GMT No. 25629618 >>25629620
>>25629609 no
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:34:48 GMT No. 25629620
>>25629618 yes
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:35:27 GMT No. 25629624 >>25629651
>>25629532 Enjoy losing your American market permanently, eurangatan
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:35:41 GMT No. 25629627
>>25629617 There is also differences between champagnes. There is even absolute dogshit champagne.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:38:11 GMT No. 25629637 SÄGE! >>25629649 >>25629660 >>25629695
I used to drink European wine almost exclusively and occasionally bought European beer and spirits, never again, fuck Europe
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:39:24 GMT No. 25629644 >>25629665 >>25629679
>>25629372 >Does he know that Champagne only comes from the Champagne region? Only in Euroshits' minds. What would be the difference between champagne from Champagne region and fizzling wine from the USA? NONE it's only the pretentiousness of the French that made you believe that a place of origin makes any difference, to me it looks like some sort of food-patent that they wanted to force so nobody else would be able to make the drinks according to this recipes. SO. FUCKING. DUMB
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:39:52 GMT No. 25629649 >>25629686
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>>25629637 https://www.manischewitzwine.com/ you'll love this one
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:39:54 GMT No. 25629651 >>25629670 >>25630212
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>>25629624 Marcon will be even more angry than when we stole his submarine contracts
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:40:06 GMT No. 25629653 >>25629655
Poor people, they don't know what Champagne is. They don't even have decent food anyway.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:40:51 GMT No. 25629655
>>25629653 You have no idea how bad it is in America.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:41:36 GMT No. 25629660 >>25629687 >>25629703
>>25629637 Did you know that America has the most breweries in the world? Yes, it's the land of the free that makes the most kinds of beer not some jackass Germany or Czechia or whatever.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:42:14 GMT No. 25629664
EU should tariff high fructose corn syrup
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:42:18 GMT No. 25629665 >>25629689
>>25629644 sharts just pump gas and artificial colors into this piss. also some chlorine to whiten their ceramic teeth.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:42:43 GMT No. 25629670 >>25630212
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>>25629651 Lets really pisss them off. Lets steal their submarines
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:43:48 GMT No. 25629679
>>25629644 This Same with parmajohn or canadian bacon
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:44:16 GMT No. 25629686
>>25629649 No, Austrian & German wine is disgustingly and low quality, and packaged poorly We have plenty of this shitty cold climate wine in my country grown outside of California And I prefer dry reds
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:44:17 GMT No. 25629687 >>25629702
>>25629660 If they count bud light as beer, that's a lot of breweries, indeed.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:44:18 GMT No. 25629688
Americans would happily replace corks with screw tops. Why even bother? Why not just celebrate wth your Budweisers instead of imitating your social superiors?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:44:30 GMT No. 25629689
>>25629665 Sharts are actually leading producers of beer and other drinks. Their sweetened soft drinks are to be found in the most illustrious restaurants and the niggest of nigger shitholes. It's quite amazing if you think about it.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:45:23 GMT No. 25629695
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>>25629637 Buy your american wine with the finest grapes from the death valley, handpicked by Laquesha DeLaine and Carlos Rodgriguez Hernandez
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:45:38 GMT No. 25629700
>>25629524 >It's not a naming convention, it's euro law > What a Fascist thing to do.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:45:57 GMT No. 25629702 >>25629718
>>25629687 LOL THE COPE BEGINS. They have 5 thousand facilities that produce beer, of course all of them make only bud light, right dumbass?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:46:15 GMT No. 25629703 >>25629722
>>25629660 I know, I’ll miss Belgian beer, German beer is just okay America has stuff in regards to beer that other countries merely copy, and it’s not that the wine is bad, plenty of good stuff that is grown in California
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:47:31 GMT No. 25629718
>>25629702 >50 shades of bud light Who cares?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:48:02 GMT No. 25629722 >>25629735 >>25629758 >>25629770
>>25629703 I'm actually amazed that you drink import, or that people even bother to look at import stuff. You have literally every climate of this planet within your borders and you can grow whatever food and process it to create whatever you want.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:49:25 GMT No. 25629735 >>25629743
>>25629722 Because they value the quantity over the quality. Everybody see it when you see an American.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:50:30 GMT No. 25629743
>>25629735 What a bigoted thing to say.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:51:46 GMT No. 25629758
>>25629722 I haven’t found breweries that mimic Belgian beer with their native yeast strains well, maybe one place in Milwaukee, 1840 Brewing which specializes in these Belgian-style beers comes close I’ve intentionally tried over 1000 varieties of beer but quit drinking, I’ll say it again German beer is massively overrated
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:52:59 GMT No. 25629770
>>25629722 Americans have the edge in developing new hop varieties it seems like
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:04:06 GMT No. 25629847 >>25629908
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all americans are welcome to continue enjoying scotch without nasty tariffs
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:06:34 GMT No. 25629873 SÄGE!
BAN ETHANOL NOW
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:10:22 GMT No. 25629908
>>25629847 Ah right and I suppose I can still enjoy Samuel Smith’s beer
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:14:26 GMT No. 25629944
Ok they're after my Belgian beer now, this is getting serious
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:15:47 GMT No. 25629952 >>25629960
Why would they even buy American whiskey in Europe when scotch exists?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:16:44 GMT No. 25629960 >>25629971
>>25629952 UK isn’t European anymore
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:17:25 GMT No. 25629963
Niggers on welfare in US will continue to buy luxury european brands.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:18:34 GMT No. 25629971
>>25629960 Still it must be easy to obtain
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:50:50 GMT No. 25630212 >>25630659
>>25629651 >>25629670 UK and Australia are getting worried about their AUKUS submarines. Since the SSN-AUKUS class "will incorporate US technology such as propulsion plant systems and components, a common vertical launch system and weapons", and "will have a high degree of commonality" with the Virginia class, including "sharing elements of the propulsion plant, combat system and weapons".
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 18:01:49 GMT No. 25630659
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>>25630212 >UK and Australia are getting worried about their AUKUS submarines. why do you just go on the internet and write lies?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 18:56:37 GMT No. 25631059
no the local regionality patent only applies to the EU
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:37:08 GMT No. 25631332
Every thing Trump does benefits miami Miami would benefit from bootleg to avoid tariffs. Miami is full of empty office money laundering.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:39:15 GMT No. 25631343
>>25629398 I really missed that guy. The sequel turned to be better than original. And there is still plenty of time ahead. Will miss that fella even more in 2029.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:53:25 GMT No. 25631446
Secret offensive plan
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