Stop the daydreaming, m8.

I would jump out of the window and run away.

Close my eyes and wait for the problem to solve itself.

I would take my keys in my hand like this and stab the school shooter in the eye

attack the pigs but then teachers wouldn't do that because they're the same

I would lock the door and wait

I would shoot the shooter with my bazooka Boom

Usually in the US they demolish the entire building after a school shooting. Empty your locker if you still have the time at evacuation or you won't see your belongigs for a year. According to reddit.

>>25618570 You are really funny bro unironically >>25618549 Depends on which country we are in. USA: pull out my gun and kill the shooter CUCKROPE: tell all the muslims he disrespected allah and say its forbidden in islam to run away from the shooter so they go die first while im escaping Russia: straight up spreading my ass for the attacker because if i hit him i go to prison so im legally only allowed to die Russia v2 : start raping prime cunny so at least i get some peak puss before i die

We're all going to die one day. Make your death mean something. The thought of dying a meaningless death is very disconcerting

RUN IF YOU CAN HIDE IF YOU MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE

>>25618637 If you die in this timeline, is it still possible to still be alive in another timeline?

We bought soft air guns to school in the 90s in Germany and fired them during break. Imagine doing this on the USA.

>>25618724 Americans would bring hunting rifles to school in the 90s. It was quite normal that kids had a shotgun in their car that they drive to school. Nobody cared. Only after columbine that changed.

use bernd pupil as meatshield.

>>25618724 In the us they have red/orange color on the tip

Very few options, unless you're endowed with the G-d given right to bear arms yourself.

there goes my hero by foo fighters plays as bernd runs to hide in the closet and the students get massacred

Close / lock the door and put a bunch of tables in front of it. If on ground floor and I'm sure that the shooter is in the building, try to get everyone escape through a window.

Smash window and and run away

in my mind - try to fight the shooter in reality - shit and piss myself and freeze in place like a deer in the headlights

Shout "i am incel please dont kill me"

Dip. Fuck dem kids.

ur re pig bastards!

I'd try to get my students out. I wouldn't get payed for that shit anyway.

Virtually every mass shooter is on SSRI “anti-depressants” and a lot of people who commit other violent crimes are as well.

I would give a rallying speech to my class, Braveheart style, to get them hyped into attacking the shooter as a group. "Some of you will not return from this mission. But those who do, will forever live in the annals of history as the chaddest of chads, massive positive aura, fr fr no cap ong. FREEEEDOOOOOOM" Then I would march my class army into battle.

>>25618604 Based Middle Aged Spinster self defense class graduate. >I have a purse full of random crap! Hear me ROAR!

holy fugg I love this show