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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:55:38 GMT No. 25617200 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Pressure Pushing down on me
Total posts: 53, files: 5 (Drowned at Wed, 12 Mar 2025 18:17:59 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:56:57 GMT No. 25617211
Its over for codegarchs
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:57:54 GMT No. 25617215
Coders coded themselves obsolete. Truly the ultimate goal.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 17:59:00 GMT No. 25617228
This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:01:24 GMT No. 25617244
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I have to use coding at wörk but I hate it. Very good news for me.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:01:36 GMT No. 25617248 >>25617276 >>25617311 >>25617441
How much does this speed up software development? Will we be flooded with a gazillion AAAA Games every year soon?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:06:54 GMT No. 25617276
>>25617248 yeah quirky indie AAA games that is
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:12:41 GMT No. 25617311 >>25617320
>>25617248 Probably not. But we will be flooded with a gazillion additional zero effort mobile tier games.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:14:14 GMT No. 25617320 >>25617337
>>25617311 Why woul i care about being "flooded" by it? Just the best of the best will go viral anyways. Now any nerd can make any idea reality, and we have a higher chance to get something very very fun.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:16:19 GMT No. 25617337 >>25617352
>>25617320 Flooded is the word you used dumbass.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:17:59 GMT No. 25617352
>>25617337 No i didn't. You talk with more than 1 german.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:21:27 GMT No. 25617380 >>25617538
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:26:35 GMT No. 25617409
nice, fuck codegarkhs
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:26:54 GMT No. 25617410
UDMURT GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:27:24 GMT No. 25617413
Maybe in 25 years german industry implements some of this AI then.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:28:30 GMT No. 25617422 (removed)
I now feel smug about being a blue cola
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:29:02 GMT No. 25617427 >>25617430
I now feel smug about being a blue collar worker.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:29:59 GMT No. 25617430
>>25617427 "blue cola" was more illustrative of your blue collar status
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:30:06 GMT No. 25617431 >>25617459
AI is already writing a lot of the code thanks to Copilot, and quality is worse. I'm convinced it's secretly make-work bullshit. People like Teej have never actually been in the industry though.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:30:47 GMT No. 25617435
>AI company CEO hypes AI product, laypeople get hyped
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:31:44 GMT No. 25617441
>>25617248 Game devs don't need to ship faster, they need their shit to not suck ass
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:34:17 GMT No. 25617459 >>25617477
>>25617431 what industry? SWEs borderline an email job
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:37:09 GMT No. 25617477 >>25617486 >>25617517
>>25617459 The majority of the work is doing the product manager's job for them because they can't write decent requirements for shit and communicating with other teams
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:38:08 GMT No. 25617486 >>25617495
>>25617477 But also I've seen the glory of AI code over the past two years, and it has made a lot of unnecessary work for me
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:39:17 GMT No. 25617495 >>25617500
>>25617486 Also juniors are more stunted than ever. If we don't get AI super intelligence in the next 50 we will just have a competency crisis
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:39:33 GMT No. 25617500 SÄGE!
>>25617495 years that is
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:42:38 GMT No. 25617517 >>25617528
>>25617477 its always this communication spam with you guys, its akin to brown bastard jeet spamming "passionate" everywhere
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:44:12 GMT No. 25617528 >>25617555
>>25617517 That's literally the hardest part of the job for the average autistic individual contributor pedophile. People only find out after they get a job
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:44:51 GMT No. 25617531 >>25617716
Teej we literally just hired several White men to shit out React JS code. What is your excuse?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:45:18 GMT No. 25617533
There's always roofing for you
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:46:07 GMT No. 25617538
>>25617380 All right, I gotta ask: what is that blue thing on the bottom right of that image? The Xitter bird? Why would it have a yellow beak?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:48:15 GMT No. 25617555 >>25617557
>>25617528 Look I know youre trying to set yourself apart from all the brown/slav muck out there I get it its just that "communication" is such a weird hill to die on Bro you dont want a co worker you want a gf
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:49:09 GMT No. 25617557 >>25617563
>>25617555 How do I put this in drywalling terms so a Mexican cam understand?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:50:05 GMT No. 25617563
>>25617557 why
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:51:04 GMT No. 25617570 >>25617581 >>25617597
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AI WILL NEVER REPLACE US THE BUSINESS REQUIRE COMMUNICATION, HUMAN TOUCH !
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:53:13 GMT No. 25617578
For the last 10 years people predict that "AI can never ever do X tho" and then they are proven wrong.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:53:30 GMT No. 25617581 >>25617599
>>25617570 (Note: TJ has never been paid to write even one line of JavaShit or Bydlon)
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:54:31 GMT No. 25617587 >>25617599
Imagine worrying about fucking anything. Imagine not being good at everything you've seriously put effort into.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:56:35 GMT No. 25617597
>>25617200 dario never mentions how at competent coding extremely rapid self-improvement takes off and they promptly lose control and we all get killed. >>25617570 what would you say... you do in here?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:57:07 GMT No. 25617599
>>25617581 Im not a whore >>25617587 Thats whats depressing I wanted to be good coding to that I could have a guaranteed home office job thats it! I dont care about money or perks or anything I just wanted to stay away and do me
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:59:01 GMT No. 25617606 >>25617669
Now I gotta "sell myself" and "network" and its like lol
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:59:22 GMT No. 25617610
There's aren't even 2 famous videogames coded by AI. Clickbait.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:01:04 GMT No. 25617617
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Will Ihor be forced to fight for Zelensky now that codegarching will not be an option anymore? I have been seeing this thing about AI replacing codemonkeys for years now, well, ai became real and that was a thing I doubted. It feels like a dumb chatbot sometimes but we can't deny it evolved
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:01:11 GMT No. 25617619 >>25617637 >>25617656
How can I use AI to create software for me? I have an idea in mind but don't know how to program. Do I ask ChatGPT, or is there another AI for coding?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:03:38 GMT No. 25617637 >>25617677
>>25617619 ask it and report back
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:06:06 GMT No. 25617656 >>25617677 >>25618112
>>25617619 Apparently people like Cursor, but if you use one of those AI-integrated IDEs you will see it do some war crimes on your shit. AI still does not have the context size to make useful software if you don't know what you're doing
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:06:51 GMT No. 25617669 >>25617690
>>25617606 You've always had to play the game, at least here
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:07:26 GMT No. 25617677 >>25617698
>>25617637 >>25617656 I want to scrape the kohl archive to search through my old posts easier
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:08:53 GMT No. 25617690
>>25617669 back then you didnt even need a degree it all got saturated and made into an email job because it needed to accommodate clueless greedy normies
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:09:39 GMT No. 25617698 >>25617739
>>25617677 just do it (and report back)
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:12:11 GMT No. 25617716 >>25617819
>>25617531 TJ is a lazy Mexican, I got my first job slanging JavaScript and I’m still doing it 10 years later, if you stop shitposting and just get a job you could have a whole career before being made obsolete
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:14:34 GMT No. 25617739 >>25617813
>>25617698 Do you think I will get flagged by interpol if I mention kohlchan or its archive by name?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:22:13 GMT No. 25617813
>>25617739 itll know even if you dont tell it lol
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:22:51 GMT No. 25617819
>>25617716 Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 19:54:54 GMT No. 25618112
>>25617656 I shipped a data migration tool of around 10k LOC in 7 weeks. For people running their own business AI agents are godsend. Also I realize that this is pretty short lived. But right now it gets pretty interesting of porting old code bases to modern frameworks for a fraction of the cost if you use a complete AI assisted pipeline. We're not fully there, but will be there pretty soon.
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