/int/ - Invent a joke

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:23:04 GMT No. 25616309

ur gay

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:23:37 GMT No. 25616312

Bernd goes to a gay bar, asks where the women (male) are.

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:23:41 GMT No. 25616313

Whats up in the sky?

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:25:51 GMT No. 25616325

EU

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:27:00 GMT No. 25616332

>>25616308 Humour comes from observation for me personally and is divinely inspired. In the new testament we're instructed yo be serious and not commit follies. Humour is a logical fallacy and should be used more as a corrective aid than for enjoyment or for anything crude.

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:27:22 GMT No. 25616337 >>25616350 >>25616365 >>25619509

a romanian couple is expecting a child. they arrive at the hospital and after a long battle the kid finally comes out of the womb. The father looks at the kid's skin and sees that it's completely brown. shocked, he looks at his skin comparing it, and shouts in disbelief: >so it's not from whoring, actually it's mine!

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:29:14 GMT No. 25616350 >>25616358

>>25616337 Romanians are white

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:30:22 GMT No. 25616358

>>25616350 :flip.trollface:

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:31:14 GMT No. 25616365 >>25616371

>>25616337 rate my joke now

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:32:31 GMT No. 25616371

>>25616365 7.5/10

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:33:25 GMT No. 25616376

Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: The moment Poland transforms into second Ukraine when EU stop all funding

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 15:38:38 GMT No. 25616405 >>25621044

Where is the dick?

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:09:03 GMT No. 25619485 >>25621045

Behold, a woman!

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:11:57 GMT No. 25619509

>>25616337 9/10

Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:14:07 GMT No. 25619524

Q: What do you call a Marine at a 3rd grade Spelling Bee? A: Fucking confused.

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:28:03 GMT No. 25619934 >>25621041

10 points.webm

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a guilty girl is to be condemned, but, suddenly, for no reason at all, is declared as pure as the day of her birth.... seems funny enough.

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 04:46:00 GMT No. 25621041

>>25619934 moar

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 04:48:10 GMT No. 25621044

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>>25616405 >Where is the dick?

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 04:48:49 GMT No. 25621045

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>>25619485 >Behold, a woman!

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 08:25:43 GMT No. 25621569

Why did the lonely English dog eat the French cat? Because he wanted to chit-chat.

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 08:29:07 GMT No. 25621575

>stands up and marches to speaker stand >yes, i would lick it this congressman was aristoteles who was murdered by the democrats for his radical opinions.

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 10:04:04 GMT No. 25621848

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 11:15:35 GMT No. 25622048

>>25616308 Two double-leg amputees walk into a bar, on their hands.

Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 15:24:41 GMT No. 25622984

What's the difference between a womyn and a toilet? Toilets decrease the amount of disease and stench in an area. Toilets don't lie about the number of previous uses. You also don't have to be black to use a toilet.