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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:25:57 GMT No. 25612764 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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>go to hooker >cute 24 year old >petitw blonde, blue eyes, from the Norf >she offers me a sig >she starts talking about the dark web >she says she uses Tor >wtf.png >she says she looks up all kinds of gore >I told her you can just use image boards or telegram for that >she says she never used telegram >we talk about the Mexican cartel chainsaw execution video >she tells me she has a balisong knife, taser and mace in her purse >she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use >who the fuck is this girl >she says she also does MMA >we talk about some old tv shows >sex is also pretty good >no I didn't lick her vagina, did everything safe It was absolutely KC tier man
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:25 GMT No. 25612776 >>25612777
Post a pic of her from the ad
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:36 GMT No. 25612777
>>25612776 Oh wait, you won't because it's fake
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:30:52 GMT No. 25612802 >>25612820
>she >Nikita It was another tranny, right?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:31:29 GMT No. 25612806 >>25612819
>didn't lick her vagina >It was absolutely KC tier You should never use these in same post.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:32:57 GMT No. 25612819
>>25612806 His last phrase is referring to the whole greentext fantasy above. Posting such things is very KC tier.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:33:07 GMT No. 25612820 >>25612824
>>25612802 Nah man, she's Frisian, Dutchie.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:33:43 GMT No. 25612824 >>25612828
>>25612820 Are you Nikita?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:34:29 GMT No. 25612828 >>25612831
>>25612824 No
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:34:45 GMT No. 25612831 >>25612835 >>25612841
>>25612828 You sure meet some strange people for not being Nikita.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:35:17 GMT No. 25612835 >>25612837 >>25612855
>>25612831 There's no such thing as a "normal" prostitute.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:35:43 GMT No. 25612837
>>25612835 A Bernd like me wouldn't know.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:36:13 GMT No. 25612841
>>25612831 Before the war in Ukraine I fucked a Russian cougar. She talked about Lermentov. After the war started Russian hookers disappeared from the scene completely. Sad!
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:37:30 GMT No. 25612850 >>25612861
>she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use Isn't that from some movie with Nick Cage?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:39:07 GMT No. 25612854
You didn't lick whore minge and yet you say it was absolutely KC tier? Shame on you OP, I hope you get permabanned for your sacrilege against Bernddom.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:39:11 GMT No. 25612855
>>25612835 The most normal one I fucked was a Biochemistry student from Sweden in a fancy brothel. I never asked her why she was whoring herself. The place got shut down due to some clients using drugs. Never saw her again.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:40:12 GMT No. 25612861
>>25612850 Idk
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:41:04 GMT No. 25612862 >>25612870
Euros have it so good with their brothels and clean cheap prostitutes.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:41:32 GMT No. 25612863
>no I didn't lick her vagina >It was absolutely KC tier man Definitely not absolutely.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:21 GMT No. 25612867
She's LARPing to sound edgy, there's more gore on the clearnet than on onion sites.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:30 GMT No. 25612869
Women have it so easy. They don't even have to look and work to get sex, they just set up an ad for themselves AND THEN GET PAID FOR IT!!!!! Dammit, it's like being paid for lurking KC while eating and drinking for free!
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:32 GMT No. 25612870 >>25612872 >>25612878
>>25612862 Not so cheap. 200$/hour is the minimum for decent thot.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:43:40 GMT No. 25612872
>>25612870 Prices have skyrocketed. It used to be 80 for 30 minutes. Now they ask 100 to 150.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:00 GMT No. 25612875 >>25612879
There is a qt 24 year old columbian at my local brothel and I'm thinking of going there to loose virginity. What does hooker expert Bernd think? t.28 yr old incel chud
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:13 GMT No. 25612878 >>25612887 >>25616663
>>25612870 That's cheap. I should go to Europe and fuck whores. What is the best country? t. salaryman
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:23 GMT No. 25612879
>>25612875 Meh.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:57 GMT No. 25612887
>>25612878 Germany I suppose.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:45:02 GMT No. 25612889 >>25612894
Thats all worthless if you didnt lick her minge. It is our oldest and most sacred tradition, it must be done.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:45:46 GMT No. 25612894 >>25612917
>>25612889 Alas I must return my Bernd badge of honour.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:49:09 GMT No. 25612917
>>25612894 We took it back, snatching from your clutched hands. You didn't take it back
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 01:06:08 GMT No. 25613267 >>25615130
Average Frisian girl.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:03:44 GMT No. 25613748
I suffer without prostitutes
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:20:14 GMT No. 25613943 SÄGE!
>I suffer in Europe
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:58:04 GMT No. 25615123
>kc tier >sex >didn't lick the minge Who are you trying to fool?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:00:31 GMT No. 25615130
>>25613267 Are Frisian girls the best on earth?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:06:23 GMT No. 25615144 SÄGE!
Dutch people are fucking disgusting
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 12:03:49 GMT No. 25615432
Did you tell her about KC?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:26:10 GMT No. 25616663
>>25612878 Just go to Mexico
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:29:04 GMT No. 25616676 SÄGE!
>still no pic
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:31:49 GMT No. 25616689
>>25612764 >she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use Well, that's not exactly true, but it's a good protip tbh.
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