>go to hooker
>cute 24 year old
>petitw blonde, blue eyes, from the Norf
>she offers me a sig
>she starts talking about the dark web
>she says she uses Tor
>wtf.png
>she says she looks up all kinds of gore
>I told her you can just use image boards or telegram for that
>she says she never used telegram
>we talk about the Mexican cartel chainsaw execution video
>she tells me she has a balisong knife, taser and mace in her purse
>she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use
>who the fuck is this girl
>she says she also does MMA
>we talk about some old tv shows
>sex is also pretty good
>no I didn't lick her vagina, did everything safe
It was absolutely KC tier man
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:25 GMT
No. 25612776
>>25612777
Post a pic of her from the ad
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:36 GMT
No. 25612777
>>25612776
Oh wait, you won't because it's fake
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:30:52 GMT
No. 25612802
>>25612820
>she
>Nikita
It was another tranny, right?
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:31:29 GMT
No. 25612806
>>25612819
>didn't lick her vagina
>It was absolutely KC tier
You should never use these in same post.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:32:57 GMT
No. 25612819
>>25612806
His last phrase is referring to the whole greentext fantasy above. Posting such things is very KC tier.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:33:07 GMT
No. 25612820
>>25612824
>>25612802
Nah man, she's Frisian, Dutchie.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:34:45 GMT
No. 25612831
>>25612835
>>25612841
>>25612828
You sure meet some strange people for not being Nikita.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:35:17 GMT
No. 25612835
>>25612837
>>25612855
>>25612831
There's no such thing as a "normal" prostitute.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:35:43 GMT
No. 25612837
>>25612835
A Bernd like me wouldn't know.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:36:13 GMT
No. 25612841
>>25612831
Before the war in Ukraine I fucked a Russian cougar. She talked about Lermentov. After the war started Russian hookers disappeared from the scene completely. Sad!
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:37:30 GMT
No. 25612850
>>25612861
>she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use
Isn't that from some movie with Nick Cage?
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:39:07 GMT
No. 25612854
You didn't lick whore minge and yet you say it was absolutely KC tier? Shame on you OP, I hope you get permabanned for your sacrilege against Bernddom.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:39:11 GMT
No. 25612855
>>25612835
The most normal one I fucked was a Biochemistry student from Sweden in a fancy brothel. I never asked her why she was whoring herself. The place got shut down due to some clients using drugs. Never saw her again.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:41:04 GMT
No. 25612862
>>25612870
Euros have it so good with their brothels and clean cheap prostitutes.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:41:32 GMT
No. 25612863
>no I didn't lick her vagina
>It was absolutely KC tier man
Definitely not absolutely.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:21 GMT
No. 25612867
She's LARPing to sound edgy, there's more gore on the clearnet than on onion sites.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:30 GMT
No. 25612869
Women have it so easy.
They don't even have to look and work to get sex, they just set up an ad for themselves AND THEN GET PAID FOR IT!!!!!
Dammit, it's like being paid for lurking KC while eating and drinking for free!
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:42:32 GMT
No. 25612870
>>25612872
>>25612878
>>25612862
Not so cheap. 200$/hour is the minimum for decent thot.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:43:40 GMT
No. 25612872
>>25612870
Prices have skyrocketed. It used to be 80 for 30 minutes. Now they ask 100 to 150.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:00 GMT
No. 25612875
>>25612879
There is a qt 24 year old columbian at my local brothel and I'm thinking of going there to loose virginity. What does hooker expert Bernd think?
t.28 yr old incel chud
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:13 GMT
No. 25612878
>>25612887
>>25616663
>>25612870
That's cheap. I should go to Europe and fuck whores. What is the best country?
t. salaryman
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:45:02 GMT
No. 25612889
>>25612894
Thats all worthless if you didnt lick her minge. It is our oldest and most sacred tradition, it must be done.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:45:46 GMT
No. 25612894
>>25612917
>>25612889
Alas I must return my Bernd badge of honour.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:49:09 GMT
No. 25612917
>>25612894
We took it back, snatching from your clutched hands. You didn't take it back
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:03:44 GMT
No. 25613748
I suffer without prostitutes
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:58:04 GMT
No. 25615123
>kc tier
>sex
>didn't lick the minge
Who are you trying to fool?
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:00:31 GMT
No. 25615130
>>25613267
Are Frisian girls the best on earth?
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:06:23 GMT
No. 25615144
SÄGE!
Dutch people are fucking disgusting
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 12:03:49 GMT
No. 25615432
Did you tell her about KC?
Bernd
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:31:49 GMT
No. 25616689
>>25612764
>she says you should always twist the knife when you stab someone otherwise it doesn't have any use
Well, that's not exactly true, but it's a good protip tbh.