My 18 year old girlfriend keeps saying she wants my babies

in Minecraft

Who knows, maybe when I will escape from Ukraine

>>25609796 There's no escape for sissies

Does a loliwife count?

>>25609842 I will break this rusty cage and run

I really don't understand why people find Eva Green attractive. Her face is ugly and she really doesn't have the womanly shape either.

>>25609866 If you're still here after 3 years, you're not cut for it.

>>25609870 Why are gay?

I already have 3

>>25609728 I'm not planning on having kids, at least not yet, so don't worry. But I would be a pretty good father in my opinion, and the circumstances are such that I've gained a lot of experience in this area.

>>25609883 Not really. I have been thinking a lot about the matter in the last year and am preparing to escape. I will be ready by summer.

>>25609883 Sooner or later oinkraine will collapse and all the normal people will escape from the pisshole name okraina

>>25609905 >and the circumstances are such that I've gained a lot of experience in this area. Sounds ominous

Me too, my line really should end with me.

>>25609919 > The body of a young man was found in the Tysa river

>>25610012 >Sounds ominous But why?

>>25610022 Nope, Tysa is gambling and despite having outdoorsman experience, I would not even try to cross it.

>>25610041 Have you been diddling your niece lately. Please be honest with me.

>>25610079 Omg... Bro, are you serious?

>>25610109 can you post videos of you diddling your niece? asking for a friend

>>25610109 Unfortunately, I am in fact being serious. Kc is a cesspool.

Don't worry, I am probably infertile because thyroid problems.

>>25610049 how is it possible to like drown or whatever in a river in summer? i can swim around in the river for hours in the summer. and you can take something very buoyant with you if you're not confident in your swimming ability, that way it would be literally impossible to drown

>>25609924 >oinkraine will collapse if that happens all the ukrainians from europe will be sent back and no new ones would be let in, so its in your best interest that it doesnt happen

>>25610193 It is a mountain river, it has a strong current. Also, the area around is heavily patrolled, so people who are trying to cross it go with minimal gear.

>>25610201 He doesn't understand, that this war might continue even for 5 years. And by that time the state will get more and more authoritarian.

Go to the front and get shot by footnik already.

I look like shit tbh my kid would be -3/10

This is what pedobernds will do to their daughters

>>25610139 I never even raised my voice at her, didn't scold her or anything like that. But okay, let's just simulate the situation - she grows up and starts remembering how in childhood she was molested by her uncle, whom she loved and trusted, it's fucking crazy... I'd rather shoot myself in the heda than live my life with constant guilt.

>>25610240 >Ken used his extreme strength and size to overpower 10 year old Kylie, forcing her to perform disgusting sexual acts. >I just remember going completely blank, I was numb, I was ??, I had no idea what was going on. I guess they can freely make up any lie

>>25609728 >Eva Green I member her boobs!

>>25609870 shut up child pedophile

>>25609728 I hope I will. I hope you'll die. :3

>>25609728 I cum inside YOU and then YOU have the children! 🤤🍆💦💦💦

>>25610978 Everyone will die, moron

The one having the children is the woman, so you can rest assured no bernd from the male sex will have any kid.