>>25609438 Didn't Turkey send a lot of eggs to help with demand?

the democrats killed all the chickens to make trump look bad, look it up

Buy cards, not eggs

>>25609438 STOCKS ARE FUCKED. WTF TRUMP.

>>25609515 SHUT UP ABOUT EGG PRICES !

>let's make it about Trump >although the egg price meme went viral in winter 2022 under Biden

>>25609517 No.

I'm bullish on eggs. Following a recent spot-market transaction, I opened a long position on a 10-unit futures contract of Ja! eggs at Rewe, securing a strike price of €1.99. Considering the current upward volatility driven by constrained supply chains, avian productivity shortfalls, and inflationary pressures, I project a favorable delta and positive gamma exposure on this underlying asset. Technical analysis reveals the recent resistance level at €2.15 per 10-unit carton has been convincingly breached, indicating robust support for further upward price momentum. Employing a discounted cash flow (DCF) model—adjusted for hen feed cost inflation (HFCI), egg-laying seasonality (ELS), and consumer breakfast elasticity (CBE)—I estimate the intrinsic value to trend towards €2.50 by Q2. Moreover, calculating the Egg Price/Egg Production Ratio (EPEPR) and observing the stochastic oscillator crossing into bullish territory, it's evident that market sentiment aligns with continued price appreciation. Risk management strategies, including hedging with egg-substitute derivatives, should be considered; however, my current Sharpe ratio justifies an aggressive allocation.

concerning

>>25609549 These fancy words seems based and red pilled, where can I buy eggs?

>potato trump Almost a decade and it's still funny.