What was the last thing you talked to a woman about?
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:06:03 GMT
No. 25607566
>>25607569
>>25607574
we talked about forcibly enrolling our daughter into some hiking group.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:07:12 GMT
No. 25607569
>>25607572
>>25607566
Have you thought about forcibly enrolling your daughter into buttsex?
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:08:04 GMT
No. 25607574
>>25607609
>>25607566
Does your daughter have a nice personality?
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:10:05 GMT
No. 25607579
>>25607572
as long as you don't make baby bernds
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:11:58 GMT
No. 25607585
custody stuff with my first babymama
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 11:02:28 GMT
No. 25607796
>>25608097
not sure
>go to grocery store late at night to get milk for squats
>people working are bored, redhead chick crosses path twice to chat with others
>turn to leave and Red is giving me The Look
>she is completely average, but tall, my thing
>suddenly remember that I came in unshowered for days (water was out), baldy head unshaven, long wild beard going every which direction, crotch very stinky
>never stops Looking, gives inane greeting/goodbye
>give inane monkey chatter in reply, but wtf I can't even look at her no less make eye contact
>she keeps talking to me from behind as I walk implacably to the door, eyes fixed firmly ahead
>"wtf I might as well have just ran off, what a 'Y-you too...' moment, I haven't had this happen in ye-"
WHAM!
>walked hard with both shoulders into automatic door that didn't open fast enough
pic unrelated
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 12:12:30 GMT
No. 25608083
also also unrelated
I was in the same store yesterday and saw the first coalburner/couple of the year, spring is officially here in burger, hibernation is over
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 13:46:40 GMT
No. 25608404
>>25607545
About going to the museum and a Japanese grocery store
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:04:31 GMT
No. 25610468
I've never talked to a woman never ever
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:07:39 GMT
No. 25610494
termites in the attic. if you mean romantically, then never.
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:08:25 GMT
No. 25610501
HR bitch rejected my job application
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:19:04 GMT
No. 25610591
>>25607545
>What was the last thing you talked to a woman about?
Asked your mom why she didn't go anal with your dad so she wouldn't have gotten pregnant and had you..
Bernd
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:21:06 GMT
No. 25610610
An overcharge at the checkout