>>25605687
The (female) voice tells me that she loves me and likes to wake me up with a "Good morning, Bernd. What are we going to do today?" Then commenting on stuff I do.
>>25605748>"Good morning, Bernd. What are we going to do today?"
What a fucking bitch.
She could at least call you by your name instead of calling you Bernd.
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I know this is coming. I just fucking know it is.
>>25605755
Well not really. Long story but to keep things short don't fuck with the occult although you may not have a choice in the matter if they decide to fuck with you instead>>25606427
She's using my name. I just use "Bernd" so I don't give out my real name here.