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Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:37:54 GMT No. 25602320 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Rate my military plan for a new war in Europe after Ukrainian army inevitably collapses without US aid
Total posts: 16, files: 0 (Drowned at Mon, 10 Mar 2025 15:13:05 GMT)
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:39:27 GMT No. 25602334 >>25602340
>no suwalki gap offensive big if true
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:40:29 GMT No. 25602340
>>25602334 It will be renamed to Suvalki Gape
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:40:46 GMT No. 25602342 >>25602469
these are disembodied penises with piss shooting out
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:42:40 GMT No. 25602354 >>25602366
What about Helsinski and Berlin?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:44:15 GMT No. 25602366
>>25602354 Rightful Russian clay
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:45:42 GMT No. 25602377 >>25602420
What does the pee represent, just artillery fire?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:52:35 GMT No. 25602420
>>25602377 Huge penises (pipes) will be installed. Then the urine under pressure will go thru them hitting the target countries that lost the war.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:53:41 GMT No. 25602427
You forgot to account for the solid wall of nigger dicks in Sweden. You're gonna need flamethrowers.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:56:14 GMT No. 25602443 >>25602452
Where's the western front opened by russian ally Trump?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:57:32 GMT No. 25602452
>>25602443 We're gonna be all wrapped up trying to liberate the strategic syrup reserve near Ottowa. Sweet, gooey freedom.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:58:50 GMT No. 25602461
1/5 The plan does not give you even the Danish straits so it is useless
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:59:27 GMT No. 25602464 >>25602483
Nuclear strikes against wogged European cities can only be a net benefit at this point.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:59:51 GMT No. 25602469
>>25602342 Thanks ChatGTP
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:01:44 GMT No. 25602483 >>25602490
>>25602464 No argument, but can onions and ruskies (and chinks) spare a 50Kt each for DC, Detroit and SLC? I know those aren't the most famous or obvious American targets, but I got reasons.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:02:56 GMT No. 25602490 >>25602524
>>25602483 Can't you get Elon to do it?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:08:59 GMT No. 25602524
>>25602490 I can not possibly stress how useless that asshat really is. C'mon fucker. You and the ruckies just gotta doctor up some USGS maps and leave them at a bus stop near a synagogue. Shit will prolly work itself out from there. Maybe.
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