a bar of chocolate :)

>>25596158 I cant due to excessive girth

>>25596165 METH then

>>25596165 Go on, you deserve a treat once inna while :D

>>25596168 cringe drug faggot

poppers

>>25596169 While = always

>>25596172 >im having more fun with my WINE than you would with a KILOGRAM of cocaine!!!

>>25596174 Whats that

>>25596189 ive heard it makes your asshole looser

>>25596191 Ids loose enought as it is

Thinking a watch

>>25596212 if you spend 3k on a watch im not at all kidding when i say you would have been better off wasting it all on crack

>>25596217 Isnt it addicting

>>25596221 youll get over it

More ideas Maybe i should get steam deck

>>25596272 buy a gaming laptop and a nice laptop bag better than a steam deck

>>25596279 I have a pc and i dont go outside Deck would be good for sofa gayming

Get a full sized sex doll, it will have you do some cardio.

>>25596300 I am too lazy for a masturbator even Doll is not viable

>>25596317 for 3k you can probably find some sort of robot pump masturbator, no problemo

>>25596289 i thought you were homeless

>>25596153 This. >>25596158 >>25596168

>>25596337 But what about all the cleanup and lube and such At this point might as well get gf(yuck)

>>25596339 Quantum audrius

>>25596346 They dont sell meth here I wouldnt even know where to get it

>>25596351 fair enough. buy real estate in south brazil

>>25596365 Okay, Then get yourself from fucking degreasing spray and a paper bag. After you wake up in the ICU, you'll have been on a three day ride AND you'll have spent (or lost) your money. Shit dude, I gotta hand hold through the whole fucking weekend?

>>25596368 How do i know it actually exists

>>25596381 Average american poster

>>25596386 by buying a flight to south brazil along with your real estate. you will know its real when you see it filled with junkie squatters

>>25596402 Isnt tickets alone like 3k

Buy a shitty car for fun

>>25596406 You can fly there for less than 1k

>>25596412 And back!

>>25596407 I already have a shitty car

>>25596418 What about a motorbike or a scooter then?

>>25596425 I dont know how to ride and 8 months winter always held me back

you should buy a wheel of parmesan cheese

>>25596432 Ever tried a bicycle?

>>25596447 Based choice of money spending

>>25596448 Maybe when i was 12 Id be afraid to ride in the streets, maybe some sort of trainer thing for cardio?

>>25596447 Good idea for that swiss raclette thing But too fattening!

>>25596458 ..raclette is made with raclette, not with parmesan also who cares if its fattening, you only live once!!!!!!!!

>>25596394 You're the B-list national with no actual problem trying to humble-post about disposable income being too inconvenient for you. Do drugs, fag.

buy liquor and cigarettes

>>25596461 Not very long if you weigh 200 kilos

>>25596464 I never said i have a problem i just want ideas

Buy a bicycle. Benrd can give you many recommendations.

>>25596477 Thats in necessities budget not disposable budget

>>25596490 just pace yourself when eating and you'll be fine, i eat like a pig daily and i weigh 75 kg, and i just start eating less once i feel disgusted by my appearance

>>25596502 I am cowardly and lazy

>>25596512 Superior francoise genetics

>>25596521 i gain weight very easily but my disgust for fat people outweighs by lust for food

>>25596539 Based Do you also use car bumpers for their purpose(push other cars)?

>>25596496 And you never said you wanted good ideas, either. Homo.

>>25596518 buy liquid courage

>>25596559 I aint knocking you!

>>25596543 i don't own a car since i haven't needed one yet.

>>25596562 Why do you want to kill me

>>25596570 Garchic settis

>>25596571 buy a bike then.

>>25596616 What is a good brand