in this moment i am euphoric eating cheese

Its got layers of flavors like lgbtq+ But it doesnt fuck up the stomach, bravo

I thought fancy wine was the preferred pairing to cheese t. dirty pleb

Where I live, I can't buy roquefort at any supermarket. It was replaced with Saint Agur shit a few years ago. I have to order from the internet now.

You've got crumbs on your AppleMacTouchPad.

You are actually right. I like one-person party in this style.

>>25593792 I like saint agur better. Roquefort is too salty.

>>25593788 there is no "proper pairing" to cheese in my opinion. i love whiskey and I'm not a big fan of fine wine. >>25593792 Saint Agur is fine, it's industrial cheese but it's decent. I don't have roquefort here, it's bleu de brebis (blue sheep cheese)

Which one of the four resemble closest to your crotch smell?

>>25593747 Enjoy that I am watching France beat Ireland in the 6 nations :)

>>25593788 single malt whisky > vintage wine

>>25593809 If I had to pick one, the 24-month aged comté. Because it doesn't smell like much of anything, my hygiene is great

>>25593815 as soon as i posted this Ireland scored a try :S

>>25593817 hell yeah >>25593815 good man!

>>25593818 What does that brown crust taste like?

What's it like being born in France? Everyone who visits says you're assholes, which I already know since I've been to Europe, but I can't help but imagine it's different for those born there.

>>25593825 I hope you really enjoy your cheese and your whisky :D france scored another try :)

>>25593847 im a britbong and I say for as much as we pretend to hate the french, and as much as they pretend to hate us, we are the most similar countries in terms of our history and what makes us tick so to speak

>>25593854 I could probably slay mad pussy in UK by pretending to be some rough outback Canadian colonial, I'll fuck them with an axe handle

>>25593847 Technically speaking I would not know because my mom gave birth to me while my parents were on a honeymoon. But really, it's not that bad. It's region-dependent as with most countries. People aren't actually assholes but they can seem like assholes because it's considered normal to (constructively) critique others.

>>25593856 no one in the UK cares about canada and my friend already went to canada and shagged a canadian but she had some issues cuz she was raped when she was younger you are welcome to our dog women but i promise you, the juice is not worth the squeeze

Based. I bought pic releated yesterday

>>25593856 you would do better if you were american but honestly we are not nearly as impressed by colonials as you colonials are impressed by us

>>25593866 Hmm

>>25593861 >>25593869 Please, your police don't even carry firearms. I've had loaded firearms pointed at my head. I'd make you my bitch and your sister. You're a wimp to me.

>>25593866 >11 MB That is one big cheese. Enjoy it well good sir, Mont D'or is great. What's that cheese on the right? And the cheese in the bag?

>>25593875 >ireland isnt worth printing this is an outrage, begorrah!

>>25593877 our police do have guns, go to london

>>25593877 the first thing you will see at our airports when you land here (which I hope you do, please spend money in my country) is a police with submachine guns

Really good

>>25593877 Yes give him that insecure man your finish move (canadian breakfast) Have you heard about this?

>>25593877 and if you think being from a country that has guns will impress us, think again anyone from the inner city knows a ganster with a gun and anyone from the country knows farmers with guns

>>25593887 >>25593884 still wimps. I hate America but they have balls at least, you have no balls.

Do I detect PANZERSCHOKOLADE?

>>25593887 honestly i went to the uk, saw the london cops with guns, i did not feel threatened in the least. they just looked kinda off, like they were paid actors and not real cops. when i see gendarmes in paris, i instantly feel safe and protected.

>>25593893 thats nice, im glad you think about us because i honestly never think about canada

>that bread might as well also buy presliced cheese

>>25593897 That's good, I like to fly under the radar.

>>25593895 the point of policemen with guns isnt to make you feel threatened (if youre not a muslim)

>>25593899 aka being boring

>>25593894 JAAA! I was wondering when someone was gonna notice. It's really good chocolate, I have to admit!

>>25593899 Can you ask me back what the 'canadian breakfast' is for the sake of WWE?

>>25593906 nah, he's too boring

>>25593906 What's the Canadian breakfast buddy pal o mine

>>25593847 >What's it like being born in France? Everyone who visits says you're assholes, which I already know since I've been to Europe isn't it just that French people want to speak French? if you want them to speak English or something, they just get pissed off, but if you speak good French then they are probably nice

>>25593898 fortunately i live in a real country so i can buy baguettes that are fresh. got it from the usual local bakery in the middle of town, not from the supermarket. it was made this morning.

>>25593908 so you think youre hard but you will literally fall to the first bit of social pressure from a CHINKY YELLOW SKIN?

im gonna hide this thread now, you are all really embarrasing

>>25593911 It's more like most of us are embarrassed by our bad english so we pretend we don't speak it at all. Really, we're just tsunderes

>>25593920 you should be embarrased

>>25593913 I fell for nothing

>>25593924 me in particular? no, my english is great

>>25593905 The caffeine really kicks if you don't drink a lot of coffee. I recommend not chewing them but sucking on them.

>>25593908 The code for activation is 'maple tree' You stand straight with erection on and pour drizzle of maple syrup on your wood Bitches would for breakfast

>>25593935 They have strawberry lube now, perfect for ass to mouth

>>25593934 I eat them bit by bit, 1-2 pieces several times a day. Helps keep my energy up. Sucking on them certainly sounds like a good idea, they melt very easily

>>25593951 The flavor gets more intense that way.

>>25593961 this post also relates to my posts

Trash cuisine cant even put that chese in meal properly just eat with wine or something. Retarded maybe was good 1000 years ago Now everyone has spices from asia and tons of good recipes.

>>25594060 I understand. Non-french cheeses can be pretty bad. Your opinion is merely a product of your environment, I forgive you.

this with brie on a cracker is very good

true, our bahettes and cheese are the best in the world, even America can't compete with us

>>25593747 Yes, Poland invented most of French cheese.

Bread and cheese... with scotch?

>>25593747 >scotch I thought the French drank wine with everything.

Just like their flag, even their food is white

>>25594574 its just me, i'm an outlier. wine's not my thing.

>>25594501 Thanks, Poland!

>>25594783 Please delete this image it's too much for a nigger to handle

I'm a bigger fan of spanish cheese Manchego goes with literally everything

>>25595020 You haven't tried good French cheese and it shows. Manchego is pretty decent, I respect it.