that's depressing because you'll never have it

Only nice first few times. Then your brain gets used to it, and you don't get happy hormones anymore, and its annoying. Specially when she sleeps on your arm.

I couldn't fall asleep and the reason is not what you think.

what if you need to fart?

>>25592266 I hope SHE farts so I can inhale it

>>25592268 Imagine inhaling gas that was previously contained in another person's colon

>>25592279 imagine drinking water that was previously flushed down another person's toilet

crank

Imagine lusting for 3DPD sluts

>>25592331 >>25592333 You can't kiss os have sex with a 2D girl

>>25592351 The 3DPD sluts you are simping for will see you as a creep, check mate atheist.

>>25592356 that only makes my dick harder

>>25592410 don't worry, women dream of being raped too

>>25592413 >implying you can rape a whore

>>25592416 I'm not chad, so I can.

Imagine cheirar o cuzinho da Kennedi Cotarelo

>>25592453 Go to sleep, grandpa.

>>25592461 You will regret this calling me a grandpa

>>25592351 i she turkish or even better: from kazakhstan?

>>25592172 imagine she farts on your penis

You wake up next to her. You spot the glint of a wedding ring on her finger as you notice the small weight of one on yours. Lörs?

Just sleep with dog +less farts +less barking +warm and soft fur +licks your face

>>25592283 Disgusting

>>25592974 This is only hot if you don't have sense of smell

>>25592974 wowzer AWOOOOGA

>>25592962 i flee the room i am having an anxiety attack as well as a derealisation crisis i take the nearest knife and i push it into my neck and tear my jugular INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE Y/N?

Its annoying because she never wants to bone

>>25592974 #HOGMAXXED

>>25592172 done that, it's not worth it

I remember. I was a KHHV virgin until I was 25. I hated women while subconcsiously worshipping them. I put experiences with women on a pedestal. Then I glowed up and started getting women. It's weird looking back on it. Seeing people think like I used to. I love women but they're not as great as they seem. They're just people.

>>25593002 do you make her feel valuable and sexy and hot?

>>25592262 this.

>>25592351 You will also never kiss or have sex with that woman, so there's no difference

>>25592926 She's albanian No joke

I have done so in the recent past, and honestly it was often the best part of my day. So warm and cozy.

>>25596475 Sure they are just people, but people have a tendency to be very nice to other people that they love, and women are generally more thoughtful than men.

>>25596480 Not really

>>25592172 Imagine sleeping with a very pretty girl, hugging her waist from behind and with your nose on her neck smelling her beautiful scent. That's what is called happiness.

>>25596812 What happened since?..

>>25596935 and imagine she is 12 years old or under :3

>>25596954 She broke up with me. She was a bit special in the heda (low grade crazy) and Bernd isn't the type to be nice and sensitive with problem personalities.

>>25596959 It would be much better, the younger you are, the better you usually smell.

>>25597001 Im glad you got to enjoy yourself in that time and I hope you enjoy more women in the future :)

>>25597217 delightful!

>>25596935 >>25597217 >i will never have vaginal sex with tina

>>25597234 dont worry, you will one day :)

How do simps live with themselves. No male pride in them. They have the souls of a street mutt dog. I'd never surrender my energy to a woman unless I was cooming inside her.

>>25592974 I imagine me hugging this and then she obliging me to slided my penisu to her pussie.

>>25597257 thats a lovely thing to imagine i imagine the same thing but she is 11 years old

>>25597240 I WON'T, I WON'T, STOP LYING TO ME! She'll never cook for me either

Women do juicy farts in their sleep. Its disgusting.

>>25597547 That's why you gotta out fart them so you can establish dominance.

>>25597304 It's true that you are, in fact, more likely to fuck her than to have her cook for you, because you could fuck her if you put your mind to it, saved up money, planned, and found her, only to have to kill yourself or go to jail later, but getting her to cook for you would not only require years of effort and dedication, but even your effort would not guarantee that you would succeed because it would require Tina's willing consent and interest in you.

>>25592172 I just want a daughter. Get her cute clothes and have her in cheer/wrestling/softball and share bed with her

>>25592982 brother, the smell is the best part *snniiiiffffffff* fat sweaty thigh pussy juice lick it right up

>>25592351 >>25596744 Who is she? Does she have an insta?

It's the same picture from 4 years ago. That pleb girl must be married now while OP still laments about lonely shit in 2025. Then again, I have been talking about child sex for longer.

At least the child sex topic evolves into different angles. OP keeps pressing replay on the same song, expecting a different ending.

>>25599084 >>25599092 I managed to get two job during this time and still didn't get a gf

>>25592172 >Escort girlfriend experience

>>25599096 Were you trying?

>>25599100 Yes :(

>>25599092 >At least the child sex topic evolves into different angles. Yeah there's some real thrillers >she turned 11? fucking walled roastie hag >SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD *posts about wanting to fuck literal toddlers* >she was asking for it! (child too young to talk) etc

>licked neigbour milf minge against >her kid comes home too soon >i have seen the rambo movies enough times

>>25599102 That's because you're a bitch. You need to stop being a passive character and start acting like a protagonist in your film.

>>25597547 The trick is to sleep with your cock in their ass, so it acts as a cork and preserves your air quality. At least, that's what you tell them is why you must sleep with your cock in their ass.

>>25597681 Surrogacy is the way. Just hire a womb to bear your seed on contract. If she makes noises like she wants some legal powers later, you'll have to kill her, but that's not hard or expensive to arrange in Albania, so you're set.

>>25597750 I have fat, sweaty thighs, dripping with bussy juice, for you to lick.

>>25599102 What did you try? Wishing real hard isn't trying, BTW.

>>25599102 Rough, what did you find the problem was? Not getting to first date or not going anywhere afterwards?

>>25592351 That grill is so flat she's almost 2D (this is a good thing btw)

What do you think women feel like if they were real things that could be touched? I think they must be soft, and they are probably cold seeing how they always complain about the air conditioning in offices. So probably like soft ice cubes.

>>25599217 They are soft, but they are very warm. Sometimes, in some places, they can be very slick and swollen, plumped up and prepared for penetration.