>>25591766 i was told to use nitrate fertilizer this one seems to have nitrate in it google states: >Nitrates are chiefly produced to be used as fertilizers in agriculture because they have high solubility and biodegradability. The main nitrate fertilizers are ammonium, sodium, potassium, and calcium salts. these all seem to be included, judging the label. are there bernds that have exerience with gardening? Im unsure if theis fertilized i purchased is any good ...

hm I should dig around and prepare some vegetable areas I should make laundry I should build a new table let's see what I will do today or tomorrow

>>25591818 i will also do laundry today or tomorrow bed sheets need to be washed. i do laundry almost every week or at least every other week. since my therapist advised me to change my clothing every 3 days at least a lot of laundry accumulates, also towels, sport stuff, socks and such ... mom always complained about having to do laundry for me, but now that im by myself doing laundry is as simple as putting the clothing into the machine and pressing a button have i been scammed by mom?

If you treat your monstera well enough it will develop banana-like tasting cones. >what are bernds plans for this weekend? When I'm covered up I will drive to the store to buy motorbike clothes. Also some food maybe for today and tomorrow. It's almost 20 °C and sunny today.

>>25591838 the hanging and folding part is annoying

>>25591844 >covered <sobered

>>25591844 >it will develop banana-like tasting cones. i never noticed cones on my monstera how do you know they taste like banan? >It's almost 20 °C and sunny today. you could go on a hike! the weather is nice and its not so hot that its unpleasant. i prefer to hike in spring or fall for this reason. not too hot or too cold, peak comfy.

Crawlspace knife fight with feral cats. Sleezy video games. Meatball sammiches. Leave carrot for Mr Groundhog. Create new chocy milk/coffee/icecream shake. Jack of like a professional loser.

>>25591766 Give that M. deliciosa a 5 gallon bucket of compost, that fertilizer, and 1000 watts of Halide supremacy, and you will discover why it's called M. deliciosa, when it produces delectable fruit.

>>25591868 >how do you know they taste like banan? Because I ate them obviously.

>>25591881 nice, i didnt knew thats possible but im not sure if i have a deliciosa or some other kind do you have a monstera yourself?

>>25591812 Fertilizers have nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, NPK. Different plants have different needs. Your plant needs room for it's roots. It's horrifically root bound. I bet over half the volume of that tiny pot it's in is actual roots of the plant. Give it some dirt, Pernard.

>>25591886 >do you have a monstera yourself? Sadly not anymore. Maybe I'll get a new one at some point.

dumpster diver thread

>>25591892 You're literally a gypsy who almost starved in his rotting apartment, because he owed less than a thousand dollars to his friends, Chris.

>>25591878 >Create new chocy milk/coffee/icecream shake do you have a mixer? when i make a milkshake with fruits it always creates this nice foam. do you have a recipe for your icecream shake? i want to also try an icecream shake in summer when its warmer.

>>25591890 do you think this pot is too small? its already massive and a hassle to move around

>>25591903 That's a tiny pot.

>>25591892 >dumpster diver thread im not that bernd there are multiple german posters with various different backstories

Monstera is a vine, it grows bigger leaves when it's supported, I gave mine a stake and tied it with jute tape and the next leaf grew bigger and with more holes and notches.

>>25591894 >>25591909 So it is you Suck cock and die in hellfire

>>25591913 At least your coomer brain stopped begging for money on KC.

>>25591903 M. deliciosa can take advantage of the largest pot you can avail it, in good time. 5 gallons will enable it's leave to grow very large for a year or two. If you give it very bright, powerful light, as it would get in the tropics, in combination with the good nutrition and space for it's roots, it will produce delicioso fruits for you. Or, you can cut it's old leaves off, pull it out of the pot it's in, hack most of the rootwad off, dump out the old dirt and put in new delicious dirt, and some fertilizer, and watch it grow young and vigorous for at least ans months before it fills the pot with roots against. or you could just give it the fertilizer, and it will grow even more roots to fill up that little pot with. The world is your oyster. Shuck it as you please.

>>25591928 Sack of oats status?

>>25591912 using a stake is a nice idea. i was wondering if its just too little light causing the leafs to be small and discolored. the female told me its nutrients that are the issue. in the baumarkt i visited today they also had a monstera on a stake, it grew nicely ... are you a gardening expert? i desire to have pic related, nice, dark and with large leaves

>>25591935 What's wrong, Chris? I thought your financial situation improved after I started bullying you two years ago. Or did you start begging somewhere else on the internet like the gypsy you are?

>>25591938 In those images are two plants, apparently growing in the same pot. I cannot identify the woody stalked plant from the pic, but it has leaves resembling a laurel. That Monstera appears to be quite healthy, as does it's companion plant.

>>25591953 Those are two pots.

>>25591963 I did miss that in the first pic.

>>25591903 I see a large air root growing out the side of your Monstera. It is root bound, seeking new soil to sink roots into.

>>25591974 heres another angle this monstera seems to grow without a stake i visit the local botanischer garten for inspiration on what plants to acquire next, but in the garden they dont teach visitors how to treat the plants

>>25591938 Not an expert, no. I just happen to have a monstera so I read about them a bit. Light might be an issue over the winter, I bought a special lamp and used it over the winter, dunno if it's doing anything but it looks cool.

>>25591989 hmyes, maybe its a winter thing i keep my monstera in half-shadow next to the south side i used such a growing lamp for a smaller plant, not sure if it does much you have a rather tall pot, but the leaves are nicely organized is that a banana plant in the back? i remember seeing something similar in the baumarkt these plants are super expensive if you want to buy them from a store

>>25591989 >I bought a special lamp and used it over the winter >dunno if it's doing anything but it looks cool. what lamp is it you are using? i dont see it in the pictures.

>>25592001 Brand is Zeed.

>>25592008 oh so these are LEDs ill look into growing lamps maybe in my baumarkt they even have this brand, thanks!

Some shrimps and bread is considered rich in germany? lol

Today, Bernd will keep working on his SaaS, so that one day that will turn into a source of income. And I might go and buy new AirPods at MediaMarkt later. Tomorrow, I plan to go hiking, enjoying the sun.

>>25592025 shrimps are very expensive, whicch is surprising, given that they are ocean insects bbasically

>>25592008 Sneed

>>25592087 >And I might go and buy new AirPods at MediaMarkt later. are air pods this much better than regular bluetooth headphones? they are at least 6 times as expensive for sure >Tomorrow, I plan to go hiking, enjoying the sun. very nice, i will also take a hike tomorrrow do you have a forest nearby for walking?

>>25591989 It is interesting how hungry Monstera is. The air roots coiled around the base of it's pot reveal that insatiable hunger. It is extraordinarily easy to propagate them with those roots, by simply tucking them into a fresh pot, they will root and begin leafing out, and then you simply sever the air root from which they sprang. Like propagating strawberries from runners.

>>25593477 It is expensive to extract them from the ocean.