Explain how. Zoomers are all low testosterone trannies

I look low T but I have big penis. What is the evolutionary benefit?

>>25591545 Every generation, men are getting taller and dicks are getting bigger, because of female selection. The downside is IQ levels are decreasing in tandem, also because of female selection.

I need to make my own massive harem with my small dick. Create massive army of small dick genes

Am zoomer, can confirm.

brutal mog

>>25591569 They are also on average more successful than millenials when they were that age. If I'm not mistaken they are also more confident, more ambitious, and are more optimist about their future.

>>25591569 True dat

>>25591545 melania trump get uglier with every facelift

It's because I sit around and masturbate all day, all year, all life. Human dicks are like balloons and as the material stretches out they have no choice but to become larger and larger. I hope I won't die masturbating. >>25591569 Wrong.

>>25592021 Millennials got fucked up by the 90s recession (worse nutrition => stunted growth), 9/11 anxiety, and GFC fucking over our jerb prospects right as we finished school/uni. Zoomzooms benefited from GFC handouts to their parents, finished school into a massive jobs boom, and the worst thing g that happened to them was covid where they either got a massive welfare boost so they could sit on their asses and get laid, or they got huge payrises and job opportunities

>>25592159 >massive welfare boost so they could sit on their asses and get laid and masturbate

>>25592160 Of course. they have very high sex drives.

>>25591561 That can help as long as they don't have lower T in the womb The longer puberty takes the happen the longer it takes to close growth plates

I was just in the store and noticed a few very feminine asses on males (nohomo)

>>25591569 im proud of my short height, small penis and high IQ we are bucking the trend bros

Zoomers are sissies.

I envy zoomers so much it is not real

>>25592131 didnt laugh out loud but i wanted to know your effort at making jokes is appreciated

" if you compare the average genital length of my age cohort versus yours, you will find it to be considerably bigger than your own, therefore your penis is not bigger than mine, but in fact smaller" - zoomer philosopher

What makes a grown up man care for the penis size of other men? I wonder.

>>25593826 Being gay or being insecure

Also bigger height.

>>25593826 Because a good penis size is vital to have if you want to attain the true love of a woman. If you're small, she will only tolerate your fuggening's, while she secretly thinks of Chad Thundercock ramming her with his footlong and I'm not talking about the Subway sandwich either. Let's not even get into the poor bastards with micropeens either. Basically, small penis = SUBHUMAN FILTH

>>25591569 Dick size and height is more related to nutrition and in the ancient past, natural selection.

>>25592159 I think it's more related to the fact that male millennials grew up in a time when computers and internet made you anti-social. Zoomers grew up in the age of social media, the social internet. It's full of women and you can make lots of money from it. They grew up browsing social media as kids already. So when they reached adulthood they knew exactly ow to make money on tiktok, instagram, etc. Millenials are basically a lost generation of digital pioneers. They populated a new space that wasn't yet attractive to women and you couldn't make money from it.

>>25594299 I never stopped to think about anyone's dick size, op is gay.

>>25595392 Zoomers are quite fucked as well. Perhaps less than millenials but their brains are (unironically) fried by overconsuming short form media, their attention spans are tiny, and they are so obsessed with appearances that essence seems less and less important to them. They seem succesful because that's the image they want to project onto others while in reality only a few thousand of them have that sort of life. t. older zoomer