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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:13:39 GMT No. 25590237 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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How does this make you feel
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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:15:56 GMT No. 25590249 >>25590898 >>25590900
Literally the only person who died from being stuck in the cave. Most caving fatalities are from falling, exposure, or losing your way and just starving to death.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:20:01 GMT No. 25590272
What's the absolute worst way to die? I'm guessing being slowly tortured to death by some sadist in his rape shack would be worse than this.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:24:47 GMT No. 25590299
a bit unconfortable
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:26:53 GMT No. 25590311 >>25600603
i have seen it too often. this i found funny because it is someone extremely fit (physically and mentally) who goes spelunking blind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFLPAhYinA
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:28:32 GMT No. 25590317 >>25590360 >>25590811 >>25590818 >>25600423 >>25600603 >>25601960 >>25602109 >>25602118 >>25610432
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what the FUCK is wrong with white people
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:37:01 GMT No. 25590343
Imagine the poopening
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:41:00 GMT No. 25590360 >>25590799
>>25590317 niggers and such due to being soulless beasts can't ever understand or experience the wanderlust
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:09:47 GMT No. 25590793
Luckily this death is very very easy to avoid. Other stuff is much more scary therefore.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:11:00 GMT No. 25590799 >>25590923
>>25590360 wow such wanderlust you go underground to hide
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:13:08 GMT No. 25590811 >>25590874
>>25590317 This is why you niggers didn't conquer the world
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:14:41 GMT No. 25590818 >>25600581
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>>25590317 Clearly they want to return to the womb
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:32:07 GMT No. 25590874
>>25590811 You never wondered how it'd feel like to be a turd in someones bowels? Niggers are weird
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:36:10 GMT No. 25590884
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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:39:49 GMT No. 25590898 (removed)
>>25590249 here's another one
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:40:21 GMT No. 25590900 >>25590929
>>25590249 here's another one https://youtu.be/bNm-LIAKADw
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:45:19 GMT No. 25590923 >>25600598
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>>25590799 frontier is a frontier, as above, so below
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 03:47:08 GMT No. 25590929
>>25590900 > Collins accidentally knocked over his lamp, putting out the light, leading to misplacement of his foot on what seemed to be a stable wall of the cave. The passage shifted, and he was caught by a 26.5-pound (12.0 kg) rock that fell from the cave ceiling, pinning his left leg; additionally, torrents of loose gravel fell and completely buried his body. Filed under "falling"
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 15:25:44 GMT No. 25593811 (removed)
Why was Bell Labs so uniquely productive compared to other R&D efforts? When it comes to some later inventions like C it's often said it's because they gave their researchers a lot of freedom but it can't be that simple or that formula would've been replicated elsewhere.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 15:27:20 GMT No. 25593824
Seems impossible to get into that position
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 17:00:37 GMT No. 25594429
Imagine how many men and monke men goned themselves like this through millions of years
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 17:05:11 GMT No. 25594460
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 17:27:19 GMT No. 25594607
Spanish shame
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:53:27 GMT No. 25600283 >>25600316 >>25600325 >>25602083 >>25602617
since it was really easy to extract that person (just tie something to his waist and pull on the rope) my conclusion is that it was either some freemason sacrifice ritual, or a complete media lie intended to distract population from whatever else was happening around
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:56:55 GMT No. 25600300
Play stupid games win stupid prize.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:57:56 GMT No. 25600308
>>25590237 fucking glad its not me
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:59:28 GMT No. 25600312
I don't think he suffered a lot.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:00:06 GMT No. 25600316 >>25600332
>>25600283 Some Bernd in such thread said it was impossible to get it out of there with a rope because of angles or very narrow nature of the cavetrap, so he just hung on there using his hands to aupport whoke his body weight, drenched in piss and poo until he died many hours later
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:02:28 GMT No. 25600325 >>25600346 >>25600464
>>25600283 They tried that but didn't work and it plunged him even deeper.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:04:42 GMT No. 25600332 >>25600348
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>>25600316 So, they just threw a couple of shovels of sand on his feet and declared that place his grave?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:06:48 GMT No. 25600343
I bet this guy was really "rocking and rolling" until eventually he "caved" under the pressure and found himself in a "deep hole" mentally but I hope he can "dig" himself out of it :)
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:06:50 GMT No. 25600344
Probably the worst part is that your final resting place is called nutty putty cave.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:07:17 GMT No. 25600346 >>25600464
>>25600325 whoopsie daisy! :)
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:08:06 GMT No. 25600348
>>25600332 Seems that way, I don't remember the whole story, probably a few failed rope attempts, then sending thoughts&prayers until boredom took over and everyone fucked off leaving hin for dood
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:11:44 GMT No. 25600363 >>25600383 >>25605057
This shit happened in 2009 but for the past couple weeks I've heard more about it than ever
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:15:06 GMT No. 25600383 >>25600390 >>25600430
>>25600363 Because this thread is constantly reposted on kc, might be a case with other chans or socmedia or wherever too.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:16:52 GMT No. 25600390
>>25600383 it was on my youtube recommendations against It does this every year. Sames with the other caving incidents.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:22:35 GMT No. 25600423 >>25600429
>>25590317 >what the FUCK is wrong with white people You sure those crazies are actually white?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:23:15 GMT No. 25600429 >>25600439
>>25600423 Are you sure you are white?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:23:17 GMT No. 25600430
>>25600383 It's just KC really. Must be some government shit again.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:25:32 GMT No. 25600439
>>25600429 >Are you sure you are white? What an odd question. Ofc I am.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:26:24 GMT No. 25600444
Faustian spirit
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:26:44 GMT No. 25600446
>>25590237 very intelligent, because i'd never be this dumb and do something like going down a cave where you're risking not getting out anymore
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:31:02 GMT No. 25600464 >>25600484
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>>25600325 >>25600346 which is already an infomertial tier bullshit another easy and reliable way of saving him (albeit more tool-intense one) would be to bring an air compressor and a bag of sand, and pour sand into the cavern trough the pipe, propelling it trough the pipe with the air, and letting him slowly raise from the pit by pushing with his heada attaching a pipe cleaning spiral to the last segment of the pipe, would practically allow to put the pipe end anywhere in the shaft, so they would be pouring the sand directly on his back, allowing himself to even breathe comfortably
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:32:22 GMT No. 25600469
I wonder how do they climb back after getting in those tight holes I know he got stuck in the vertical cavity but how would he even get back through the horizontal one
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:34:14 GMT No. 25600484 >>25600550
>>25600464 shiiiieeeett ayo youze a smart ass nigga shiieeet i aint playin witchu if my broke ass ever gets stuck in one of dem caves n shit imma pray i gotchu on my case tryin to get me out fo real my nigga
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:46:29 GMT No. 25600550
>>25600484 indeed my good sire
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:52:37 GMT No. 25600581
>>25590818 Lol
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:56:39 GMT No. 25600598
>>25590923 >this happened naturally according to reddit
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Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 11:57:42 GMT No. 25600603
>>25590317 puh. i would love to see some of tht things these people see underground or in a cave. but hell no. would never ever climb down through a hole like that. >>25590311 is it worth watching? saw that guy before. he does boulder-stuff and competes his strengh with guy training at gyms.
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>c'mon it'll be FUN
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 12:12:16 GMT No. 25600694
>>25600674 me as a child building a fortress of pillows and blankets in my bed
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This is me in crypto
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:39:35 GMT No. 25601960 >>25602096
>>25590317 I own the same harness, oversuit, helmet and bag as second dude. Looks kinda like a Co. Fermanagh cave, but could be mainland UK. tut tut for not doubling over his harness
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:56:43 GMT No. 25602046 >>25602077
A friend of mine made a cave excursion with his school class. The cave was generally open for the public and there were guided public tours in the closed more deep and narrow sections. He was not thick, but not really slender, so it came as it had to come - he get stucked. His class mates had the biggest panic because he blocked the only exit and so they even got stucked in the cave. With pushing from behind and pulling from the front he was freed. I can think of funnier leisure activities
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:00:52 GMT No. 25602077
>>25602046 >Hit a minor roadblock while caving >Freak out and panic Why are kids so stupid?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:02:12 GMT No. 25602083
>>25600283 Its almost never really easy to simply pull on a stuck person with a rope
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:04:37 GMT No. 25602096 >>25602594
>>25601960 Based. How many caves have you explored?
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:06:13 GMT No. 25602109
>>25590317 Agarthan admixture, you wouldn't get it.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:07:37 GMT No. 25602118
>>25590317 based and worm pilled
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:22:42 GMT No. 25602594 >>25602625 >>25602628 >>25602631
>>25602096 hmmm probably around 20, so still pretty new. Ultimate goal is to get into the digging and surveying side of stuff, there is still so much unexplored stuff. Most caves have passages which are covered in mud, blocked by rocks, in hard to access places, or are hiding in plain sight. And even when just walking around the surface of caving areas for a few minuets you can find depressions in the ground where there are caves absolutely no one has been in who's entrances have been covered by dirt and loose rocks. hoping to become more experienced and organized about it as time goes on it's a good buzz
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:26:44 GMT No. 25602617 >>25602625 >>25602628 >>25602631 >>25605000
>>25600283 Nah cave rescue is extremely difficult and becomes much more complicated than mountain rescue Most caving books will have warnings for difficult sections like "past this section rescue of an injured caver would be impossible" not as dangerous an activity as people make it out to be but real risks involved for some caves
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:28:02 GMT No. 25602625
>>25602594 >>25602617 there are no potatos down in the caves so you wont ever be down there
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:28:25 GMT No. 25602628
>>25602594 >>25602617 still, maybe if a leprachaun told you theres a pot of gold you would jump head first
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:28:37 GMT No. 25602631
>>25602594 >>25602617 you stupid fucking papist mick wanker
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 22:44:14 GMT No. 25605000 >>25605007 >>25610218
>>25602617 he wasn't injured or stuck, he just couldn't find a place to push off with his appendages, to move back catching him by the waist bones, additionally pulling him on the feet, would easily solve the problem in all likelyhood it's either a ritualistic murder pulled by freemasonry cult or a completely faked news, intended to create umbrella for some other cave-related news to go unnoticed mostly by shitting up search engines results with this john johnson
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 22:45:17 GMT No. 25605007 SÄGE! >>25605016
>>25605000 >words cringe >repeating digits based
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 22:46:34 GMT No. 25605015
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>>25605007 >007
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 22:52:38 GMT No. 25605057
>>25600363 It's a recurring thread that always gets a lot of engagement. I'd say creating a thread about nutty putty every 2 or 3 months will get you a thread with at least 50 replies
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 23:12:07 GMT No. 25605190 >>25605255
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>>25605190
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:32:34 GMT No. 25610218 SÄGE! >>25610329
>>25605000 I've seen cave rescue operations in person and pulling someone through a tight squeeze is harder than you'd think but im gonna sage and let this dumb thread hopefully die
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:46:40 GMT No. 25610329
>>25610218 sage negated
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:59:42 GMT No. 25610432
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>>25590317
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