I literally have the best passport from the entire civilized world.

>>25589032 but your own image proves you in fact do not have "the best" passport

gib me dat now

>>25589057 >from the entire civilized world

>>25589063 How many toilets would you clean for such over the course of fifteen years?

I mean, who doesnt have one these days? Lol, amiright?

>>25589086 AUSLÄNDER

>>25589086 RAUS

>>25589091 maybe ill go to switzerland next... what do you think :-DDD?

>>25589146 He's probably the German.

Helmut should abandon Austria and Switzerland ball. Just give them German ball.

>>25589169 reich ball now

>>25589166 that's why i am asking the fat retard what he thinks

>>25589187 I've asked on admin. Let's see if Helmut thinks it's funny.

>>25589071 South Korea, Singapore and Japan are extremely more civilized than G*rmany

>>25589266 >South Korea Americanized turbo capitalism hell hole. >Japan Completely fucked in the heda. They have driver's license lotteries and sudoku if you wrong someone. No you don't win your license. If you passed the test the lottery gives the license only to a portion of people at a time. >Singapore Literally island-jungle gooks with concrete.

I can go every place you can and to turkey Moldova and Serbia without a passport

>>25589319 >turkey Moldova and Serbia without a passport How so?

It's ok I already have a better one

>>25589324 National ID card

>>25589329 Interesting. So it's like with Personalausweis and Schengen. Didn't know Romania had ties to Turkey.

>>25589327 How is it better? You're literally property of Israel.

>>25589342 we have 50 states while you only have 27 countries

>>25589361 Germany only has seventeen states including that Mediterranean island.

>>25589367 german stats are just like shitty little villages called dooflesmirdorf

>>25589381 5 meters of German soil have more history than the entire 50 shart states combined.

I'm a German-American dual citizen and have both passports. I will probably give up my US citizenship when my mom in Texas dies and I have no more reason to travel to the USA. I still remember getting my first German passport many years ago. It felt magical. I have always loved Germany much more than the USA. I hate the USA and wipe my ass on the flag.

>>25589448 Shut the fuck up Dwayne.

>>25589463 Why are you always so mean to me?

>>25589482 Because you deserve it. I have told you that before.

>>25589497 You told me I was like Igor which is absolutely untrue.

Me but my American passport. I also have a Polish one which would be epic if I was a Redditor trying to flee the nation

>>25589516 You are like Igor (also brown)

>>25589522 You are brown, you Albanian fatso.

>>25589586 He's the German.

>>25589598 He's a faggot and a lard ass,

>>25589601 You're a nigger.

>>25589289 >German telling that some other nation is completely fucked in the heda

>>25589609 You're a nigger, I'm purely of German blood.

>>25589628 Don't assume my race, amerifatso.

>>25589627 You are literally German emigrant.

>Every door opens Hello, I'm from Canada, if you come to my country your passport means nothing and I'll probably be the one raping you, do you know what 1,000km looks like? There's a forest near me that is that size and larger, imagine finding a body in that, germany boy.

>>25589668 I will assume whatever I want, you nazi pig.

>>25589673 No I'm asian

>>25589681 >nazi Is no insult. You will be RAUS'ed.

>>25589695 Indian?

>>25589709 Albanian

>>25589678 >imagine finding a body in that, germany boy. Heat it up and fuck it?

>>25589711 Based Turk.

>>25589709 >>25589711 Russian. We are of mongoloid orc race

>>25589715 Whenever I think of Europeans, I always think of some smug German general thinking everything is going to plan until he's being bottled by Russians. That's Europe

>>25589723 СЛАВА РОССИИ!

>>25589726 >a fucking leaf

>>25589729 raus

>>25589706 So the nazi pig is proud of being a nazi. You criminal scum, you belong in prison.

>>25589750 You belong RAUS

>>25589752 You belong in das Gelbe Elend with all your fellow nazi pigs.

>>25589729 Maybe, but my motherland is Switzerland now >>25589749 No, I want to stay forever and die here

>>25589750 What's criminal about being honest about ones ideals? You deserve to be raus'ed and you will be raus'ed.

>>25589778 You violate the laws of Germany when you tell me to raus. You are nazi scum and the path you have chosen only leads to the end of a hangman's noose.

Such is life.

>>25589790 Why exactly do you post here and not on reddit?

Why is everything so cheap in Germany? Here in NL it will cost you about 90 euro.

>>25589806 >Why is everything so cheap in Germany? Because we wouldn't be able to afford anything with 60% tax burden.

>>25589327 > I already have a better one lol

>>25589521 Lowkey I'm American and Polish which is most epic passsport

>>25590182 You could have been European but the jews took this from you.

>>25589338 It's from last year, and yes I tested it for turkey. They just look at your ID and that's it.