Go back to Germanistan

Don't panic happens to me since forever

Try using actual toilet paper instead of sandpaper.

stop eating crushed glass

>>25587898 This happened to me before few times after drinking alcohol >>25587899 I use paper called alouette

too much fiber

not enough fiber

just the right amount of fiber

>>25587973 >few times after drinking alcohol bummed after blacking out

Hemmys

hemorrhoids i've had this for about 3 years, since i turned 40 sometimes so much blood comes out it splatters round the toilet bowl and the water goes bright red

stomach cancer

>>25589405 Is this a normal part of becoming old?

do you sit at the computer for long? it increases pressure on the bum blood vessels and makes them swell and leak try being more physically active thoughout the day, walk more and do some light calisthenics like squats, press-up, crunches etc, yoga might help too

>>25589418 getting old + sitting too much

Caused by constipation, walk more, eat more fiber, maybe lift some weights too.

>>25589426 I had it when I was 20, age isn't a factor clearly.

You have sores inside the anus.

>>25590198 fiber is the cause

what the fuck, i had the same today let's hope it's just an ordinary hemorrhoids not colon kanker...

>>25590253 cope fatty

>>25590262 I'm skinny. Every vegan has hemorrhoids.