Hanlo, gentlemen!

>>25587682 Good giner Never seen it with a medallion like that

>>25587656 >Alkoholfrei Something's fucky.

I had 5 biers, need to go to the store for more now. Why are you sober?

Don't have la Trappe glass, so brought out the delirium one

>>25587689 I agree disappointing for me also

>>25587692 Better sleeps and also to reduce tolerance for money savenings

>>25587688 Long story short, dear host, I went to the hairdresser, and there's an alco shoppe across the street to the hairdresser, so I popped in for fridays. And there was this! There was a normal roku ginner, and a cherry blossom roku ginner, for like 30% more. I had to buy it, for science.

>>25587698 Cute elephanto

I'm having ans biers

Rat pics btw

>>25587682 >Sakura Bloom Edition Sugooooooooooooiiii :DDD

>>25587714 >>25587720 me the Kela rat

Tried to buy new cycling shorts on the discount, but I didnt have my phone payment setup properlike yet, so had to grab my 2FA thingie for it, then payment timed out and now its not letting me order it anymore REE!!! ;_; Also >Alkoholfrei edition After you bullied me for a month! Unacceptable!

Also also no one posted in me ebin threda. Bernd is so fucking gay these days! ;_;

aloholfrei raus drinking vodkers, also see cheap dinner bieri sorry dutch bernd

>>25587709 I am jelly need to check shoppes maybe they have such also

>>25587682 Huh.

>>25587750 based

>>25587709 I remember that in the shoppa they sell such Roku Gin for like 42 euros now. Meanwhile its 25 yuros on the interwebs.

>>25587714 Good or american?

My Alkoholfrei Friday

>>25587759 Yeah, I know. I'm a bit embarrassed too. Onion's fuggin not working properly. For weeks now. It accepts all the silly things it wants, bypass, and captcha, and that smiley faced dopey thingy, and it starts over. And over. And over.

>>25587737 Ah that what you get for replacing phones and other such garchic behaviours

>>25587706 Wise. I can't even fall asleep without alco these days so I'm burning 5-10 eurobucks each night to just get some rest.

>>25587749 What was it about

Eating. Also drinking Cider.

>>25587765 The regular roku was 12kHUF, and the sakura was 16kHUF. That's like 30 and 40 euros in real monnies.

>>25587750 Wtf 14% i didnt know they made such Maybe you need to dry out a bit also

Sober since mid October

>>25587766 It's a barley bier that is a regional specialty where I am

>>25587770 Does it stink?

>>25587791 Food: rated. What's that? I already want to try that.

>>25587779 Many such cases Not sustainable!

>>25587791 Very nice very nice I have sausage and mixed vegetables

>>25587805 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapo_tofu

5 Bieri in the fridge and a bottle of Jack ready. Let's goooooooo

Good evening guys

>>25587820 >fermented broad bean and chili paste My first guess was just thai curry and tofu. I still would. I have to get such a paste now.

>>25587750 i'll never ever an Atlas 14°

>No one commented on the barley bier Yeah I thought as much would happen

>>25587827 Lets gooooo

>>25587829 Good morning sir how is it going i havent seen any unauthorized alcothredas this week

>>25587796 not drinking is bad for my health I once skipped a week and felt awful nearly died

>>25587801 This would have to be the most boringest bier to Euroes but perhaps, there is another that has that title

>>25587852 i'm quite calm lately, i also drink more outside

I just got started and I'm having cachaça that tastes like wood. I mixed it with passion fruit bud the bad taste still remains. My mom fed 2 noisy cats that are from a neighbor so I had to lock the door or else they would be here in my bedroom.

>>25587801 Putting calories on front of bier is very weird

I've got the Coca Kohler Zero and some "Lotus Cake Nut Zebra Kiss" cookies

Well i guess it's not thursday after all.

>>25587868 >cachaça that tastes like wood Is that a common thing? >>25587868 >they would be here Let them in, and teach them to behave.

>>25587868 cachaça good, i only tried 2 or 3 times but it was close to our Rhum Agricole

>>25587789 Pirbs >>25587777 Which phone do you have now?

Painting figures. Also too drunk right now so I stop.

>>25587853 Mystery of medicine! Imagine the selection your ancestors underwent for such

>>25587903 Looks like resin printed. I haven't touched tanks in ages. I keep wanting to, but instead I don't :DDDD

>>25587872 They put sugar content and purine content here. Even weirder. Good evening btw. drinking ans bieri and watching a French movie to celebrate France protecc-ting the EU.

snackworst :DDD

>>25587909 >I haven't touched tanks in ages. Why?

>>25587910 I had Jap drink a few hours ago´.

>>25587908 Ancestors drank Cervoise, it's like beer but without hops

>>25587918 Me elbow has been hurting again, and constantly having it folded hurts. Also been playing vidya and work. Basically no tanks all winter, and now spring started! Tomorrow is Strade, I expect a 100km solo

>>25587876 What shift do you have

>>25587913 i have glorious Fraises Tagada

>>25587799 I will try to wait till at least mid-April, or even till next October when it’s fresh hop beer season, I wonder how my taste for alcohol will reset

>>25587924 >double lemon Based! Also first time I see that drink in non-Japanese variant. "Vodka and Sochu", so it's not just vodka! No wonder my liver is fucked up.

>>25587913 Whole belt!

>>25587918 Its just sitting here

>>25587939 For a sec I thought this is paprika. It's not like I have a paprika addiction. Also, the mysterious red flavor. That's my favorite.

>>25587903 Do you have ans uv printer

>>25587913 That doesn't look Jumbo ;_;

>>25587930 Dojt you need hops for alcohol

>>25587924 enjoy diabetus

>>25587961 According of the back of the bag, colors are all natural from radish and carrots. I kinda doubt it

>>25587975 is the bitter taste in beer

>>25587982 So ids like gira or kvass?

>>25587969 below average sausig experience, very familiar handling

>>25587989 Pls respond. Also posting some songs.

>>25587993 Too big! Get kabanos next time

>>25588004 extra thin, too thin

>>25587989 You mean the antic cervoise? yeah probably, they tried to remake it, i think it's full of aromatic herbs

>>25587995 Sony xperia 1 Ids very long

>>25588004 look like the chewing things for pets

>>25588012 Thinness is good doesnt let fat overpower other tastes

>>25588030 But those pets go boinkers for them.

>>25588035 you mean, the balts? yeah apparently

>>25588030 Dont knock it till you try it

Tried that sakura thingy. It's not great. It's nothing. Buy the regular one. It's the regular one with some cheapo flavoring. I would never call it cherry. It's not undrinkable tho.

>>25588038 Rude

>>25588054 is joke, come on

>>25588038 Mmm... that was uncalled for.

>>25588051 Did you have it mit tonic?

Rate micro-salami. >>25588004 Das Polish, gib Lietuva sausage.

>>25588066 Nope, I forgot the tonic. I have some fanter.

>>25588068 another pet stick

>>25588068 Looks very big for micro

>>25588068 I will in Japan in 6 months. What are some cheap but good alco drinks I can get?

>>25588058 I forgive you

>>25588070 Duh you need tonic to let giner tastes develop

>>25588083 Noted. I'll continue sip the whisker, and get some tonic tomorrow.

>>25588079 you guys just don't have the patience to dry sausages for months, you should learn patience

I have added mustard

>>25588109 Anarchist

>>25588105 We have dried sausigers also

>>25588105 lidl sell 30 months stored salami sounds a bit excessive

>>25588051 Cheese puff pastries?! >>25588004 Baltcs really seem to like kabanos. Saw them at everyh shoppa on Riga.

>>25588105 Please tell me that's an L shaped cutting board. Pls.

>>25588109 Did that fix it

>>25588109 That looks like poor quality mustard ;_;

>>25588117 Why is it square? Mysterious baltic meat

>>25588109 Does it taste better?

>>25588077 Go to ans convenience store and buy this. Destroy in front of the conbini. Also listen to this song while you do that. (Other conbini recommendations - Kirin double platinum beer, umeshu with plums in the bottle/bin... and of course strong zero if you want to destroy your liver like a salaryman)

>>25588130 So it fits to the table better duh

>>25588141 >Destroy in front of the conbini kek

>>25588126 i don't know but it's made of bamboo, very bad for the knives, it's full of silica that ruin the sharpness

>>25588143 it don't roll to the ground? i see, that's smart

Mom bought new cigarettes. Got some Korn that goes well with it.

>>25588125 >Cheese puff pastries Yes. The roundish ones are pogácsa. Same thing, fat, flour, leavening agent. And cheese. Pogácsa is softer tho.

>>25588114 >>25588127 >>25588128 >>25588133 mustard and sausig are a match made in heaven its the ideal pairing

>>25588155 Momgarch

>>25588162 that's what we call gougeres, very cheese, very airy

>>25588141 >umeshu with plums I've seen these in hungry. I destroyed these multiple times. Expect a metric fuckload of sugar. And it's tasty. For the quality I cannot say anything. I've tried no other umeshus. https://www.satsuki.fr/en/umeshu-plum-liquor/4392-umeshu-75cl.html

>>25588141 >tfw you'll never steal some smol jap guys gf in front of the kombini ;_; >>25588145 Better than behind the shoppa. >>25588162 I love everything with cheese.

>>25588174 if it's premium sausage, you don't need any sauce

>>25588190 What about fingernails

Back from the fridge, YAHA

>>25588206 It got too warm to leave the beer outside the fridge ;_;

>>25588219 it's crazy, we had 20°C this afternoon, i love it

>>25588181 >gougeres Fug, that's another thing I'll have to try. Surely, it's a peasant thing? Friday drinkenings are the true cross cultural exchange jamborees.

>>25588206 Big journey

>>25588230 24 stairs and a good 50 meters

>>25588224 It was 17 when I bike the late afternoon Today bernd bike in shorts. Pls pay for me onlyfans, heres a teaser.

>>25588236 you don't shave?! amateur

>>25588241 Sure I do....

>>25588236 Biking is nice. Haven't done that for a decade now. Do you eat 2 complete dinners, with soup, and mains, and desserts, after biking? And some fries. With beer. And orange juice. Mmm?

>>25588236 thank you for not shaving your legs #straightbikegang

>>25588141 t. hanks

>>25588249 I drink custom made sports drink (basically sugar water, not beer) whilst biking. I used to not do that, but then the result was that after a bike ride I would destroy all food I could find :DDDD Supposedly I burned 1140 calories on the ride.

tasting doritos flame whopper flavor, it just tastes like burned bunns

>>25588269 I never drank while pedaling. It's the worst you can do. After the pedaling bit, I would clear out pantries faster than they can restock.

>>25588245 >21 year olds have better beards than me I never stood a chance ;_;

>>25588278 >burger flavored chips >chips flavored burger Cut out the middle man.

>>25588278 Cheese sips are best

>>25588236 my legs arent even straight, garchic physique

>>25588291 He's a trump voting rasssiss... Very based :DD

>>25588302 >gin tonic >the taste of fashion Did you buy those sandals off aliexpress?

>>25588311 BASED but trump is a jew cock smoking faggot

>>25588320 I got them locally somehow. they were just there at the local kik

>>25588336 i wish we had such sophistication

I messaged ans hooker against and asked her if she wanted to sauna with me tomorrow

>>25588640 I suffer without cute finnish gril in Sauna! Also threda deda.

I worked next to a house that had a t-rex statue today

>>25588681 holy shite it looks real

>>25588714 I wanted to go snag a picture with it but the home owner never came home while I was working on the neighbor's house and I didnt want to trespass for a silly picture without asking first.

>>25588679 I messaged her once before but she did not reply. I bet she won't do that this time either. I will go have sex with a black hooker on Sunday if she doesn't.

>>25588796 wheres the liquor

>>25588803 Mostly, in the bottle. The rest is my tummy.

>>25588796 Nice Yoshis and pastries.

>>25588796 Why not crackers with cheese or meat?!

>>25588849 I want to believe.

bump serious discussion

>>25588796 Are you some kind of serial killer?

>>25588877 I don't organize bodies in the cellar by height and hair color, if that's what you ask. Nor the attic!

>>25588908 I also put them in the woods

>>25588640 What she say

>>25588913 Time to put you into the woods. If you know what I mean.

>>25588913 Ah, a fellow strudel enjoyer.

Filled up my glass too much. What are we gonna do now?

>>25588995 Remember those who can not be with us today, and pour some to them. On the floor. As any greek or roman would do.

>>25589002 I've heard Russians or Mongols do it too to give those buried something to drink.

btw you might not have heard this: Gene Hackman died, he was found with his wife dead laying in the same bed. And here it comes His wife died one week before him. So apparently he was already dementia ridden, and then his wife died, and he just got up and walked around the house and then got back to bed again for a week until he died too. What crazy stories

>>25589021 It's beyond us. It's beyond nations. It's beyond death. Alco must flow.

>>25589030 Who is this hackerman?

>>25589031 On the ground?

>>25589041 Dunno. I suppose. It's far to silly to pour drinkenings from cup to cup all day.

>>25589039 he was famous actor

>>25589047 From some pretentious 50s movies or some people these days actually know?

>>25588921 no reply and most likely no replies ever, she is only here to torture me.

Why is thread dead so early? You all drink too fast.

>>25589182 I have strudel poisoning. I'll try to do a nightcap pic.

>>25589030 Dementia seems rough. Many microplastics in brain, such cases

2. Box of grevensteiner

>>25589182 Casey feels the most ded ever tbh. Its kinda sad. Imageboards are just jover now. In general the internet sucks these days ;_;

>>25589200 how to make imageboards great again, nostalgia is unnecessary

>>25589219 You don't. People are addicted to fentanyl and 3 sec dancing videos now. What can you offer?

>>25589219 Smaller community is better. Threads flying by at lightning speed just sucks.

>>25589230 Bernd introduction to streaming could pump something full time Bernd demagogue

I poured too much. The threda is cursed with too much.

>>25589321 I drink most of a handle a day so..

>>25588995 Just slurp some off the top

>>25589321 What is this? And why do you have such clean empty places to take pictures? I drank 3 la trappe quadruppel. Might have a 4th soon.

>>25587688 Fixed it for you. Got rid of that ugly ass butter face girl.

>>25589432 upgrade was successful

>>25589432 >fixed More like animefied. Looked better before because it was honest and genuine. Now it's become an abomination.

>>25589440 aim at me when women are truly

>>25589440 No it was ugly and horrific.

>>25589432 From grey eyes to brown eyes. How is this an upgrade?

>>25589444 Not at all.

>>25589354 >What is this? And why do you have such clean empty places to take pictures? Silly pictures. I like to take pictures. You have to take pictures so once in a while you take a picture that's okay. And I like to keep my place uncluttered, and not completely filthy. It's not clean. So for the actual picture I gathered some silly things lying around, uncluttered. I'm doing a project for a fren, so I had a particle board on the top of a cabinet. A grabbed the stand for the project, a grapefruit, a pencil, to draw on the particle board, and the alco. The picture almost made itself from there.

>>25589432 I prefer the other one

7 days ago I declared I'd go sober because I went to the beer store and the clerk said "You know we sell these in 24 packs?" A clever reference to the fact I get the same 12 pack every time and always come back to get another 12 pack drunk which I usually drink 3 of then pass out. Now I am breaking sobriety because an Indian girl literally named "pooja" messaged me on Hinge and I need to get the confidence to message her back

Getting one of these today. So instead of harmonica only I might have some hillbilly shit to play too

>>25589541 whos pooja

>>25589541 Haha pooja Is she pudgy

>>25589541 You posted the same exact thing two weeks ago.

>>25589547 Some Indian girl. She looks thick and powerful tbh. She also looks incredibly light for an Indian girl with poo in her name

>>25589556 It was 1 week ago and it was me declaring my sobriety

>>25589555 Did you switch to alkies yet?!

>>25589545 Looks like cock torture device

>>25589558 Is this some EU migrant melodrama?

>>25589563 If i had any i wouldnt be sober in the first place...

>>25589545 Is it actually a jews harp? The jewess coworker I put my benin in brought such on the trip to play! >>25589575 Don't you have endless supply of alkies.....? :DDD

>>25589562 Are you of lying?

>>25589581 They should have third pipe with beer Imagine the profits

>>25589582 Bruh I just learned of Pooja 3 hours ago. Also no it was 1 week ago. Maybe you have Alki brain bro.

>>25589575 You deserve some hazard pay or sumthing.

>>25589608 I agree it should be some sort of kickback from healthcare system

>>25589462 R8

>>25589645 >beer, brie, and a tanker much better painted than I would ever Rated. Work on the clutter and you don't have to crop it to shit.

>>25589645 How much time is that paint job, anyways?

>>25589541 Man that’s dumb

>>25589655 Is it good?

>>25589658 I put it on the floor even because its the least cluttered place :DDD >>25589664 I dont keep track. Quite a bit seeing I just painted the camo originally.

>>25589675 ye, more than decent

>>25589687 Enjoy! Why so much light? Looks like daytime!

>>25589677 I wouldn't be able to do the first one either. The second pic is pixel art crossed with all the camo a tank needs in its lifetime. Real nice.

>>25589698 thx was in the middle of song, day time long done now :)

>>25589766 That is one of my favorite burzum songs.

>>25589766 Why have that so big on screen?

>>25589776 He is of /b/

>>25589766 Are you the amphetamine junky or the drunk bicyclist?

>>25589581 Cheap amazon versions but will be fine. I will figure it out. It was supposed to be here today but already dark.

>>25589774 this album is one of the greatest >>25589776 big sight for seeing, lay on couch and enjoy the show

>>25589798 You are the amphetaminist, right?!

>>25589782 no im just me, the Bernd that likes to chill in the couch and enjoy the entertainment

>>25589824 Okay which on is better Die Hard 2 or Die Hard 3?

>>25589827 Die hard 3 :))))) hbu ?

>>25589827 There is more than one Die Hard?

>>25589839 Yeah, I also find it strange that most say Die Hard 2

>>25589846 everytime I see that hate sign I remember of Bernd

>>25589827 Are you the faggot or the kot?

>>25589827 Which is better. Pepser or koler?.

>>25589895 Cola 100% >>25589893 I'm coming to fuck u in the arse tonight, and then you tell me

>>25589901 >I'm coming to fuck u in the arse tonight, and then you tell me That sounds painful. Can we not do that?

>>25589905 Ask Litauen, I always hold my promises

>>25589932 Did you fuck Litauen?

>>25589939 No, but I hold promises

>>25589960 But you are a dirty sex haver

>>25589973 Its not true *wipes face nervously* This was all a miscommunication, I'm incel, like all of you

>>25589984 >like all of you Wrong. Also I've drank a fair but of pepser max in my days of being a designated driver.

>>25589999 Disgusting sex haver, I was not having sex you were still shitting your pampers! I'm much more cool tan you

>>25589582 I'd love to track the logic where you decided that my declaration of sobriety 7 days ago and my meeting of Pooja 5 hours ago is some ingoruency. Fucking retard

>>25590042 What would Falco think about you using prostitutes?

>>25590097 we'd do a highfive

>>25590165 Indeed you would.

I wanted to drink tonight, but I was out of beer, and I didn't go out to the store before last call, so I started drinking the leftover wine that was in the fridge, and I really like these feels. Wine hits different, the buzz creeps up on you.

>>25590095 Bruh updating 9 hours later. I didn't eat and accidentally got instantly hammered then made some retarded posts and then slept for exactly 8 hours without charging my phone and now I feel epic

Fucking hell, I played with my friends of over 15 years and I fucking suck at games. They just don't respect me anymore etc, life is so meaningless. I just want to fucking leave this commie shithole but Switzerland refuses to adopt me. I have to pay for chad's baby. Well, at least I can go fuck a hooker tomorrow.

>>25596544 I respect you, Finland. Have some vodka and a cigarette, you deserve it.

>>25591612 I drank some gin but then I realized nobody of my gaming buddies was drinking so I just stfu'd. Now I'm out of booze. I'm gonna consume melatonin to get sleep.

>>25596558 yeah, France is cool with all the Ukraine support etc while orange man lacks balls. There is a small chance that I'll die in a war but maybe it is good.

>>25596567 When WW3 starts I would be honored to fight by your side.

>>25596578 I know, you don't have to come to the ground. Air support would be okay though. I think will just yolo it because I don't want young people to die instead of me.